Minger of the Month

Well it's a bit late this month but here is the Minger of the Month. This months most obnoxious person is Fiona Phillips, the stupid blonde tart from one of the breakfast TV programs who also lowers the Daily Mirrors already crap reputation by writing a load of drivel every Saturday and passing it off as a column.

So what don't I like about her? How long have you got? Firstly there is her iritating whineing voice and her smug, I'm better than you, attitude. She is also a big fan of Billy Liar and his new taxes party and a typical socialist. She thinks her shit doesnt't stink and thinks she's gods gift to the planet.

Over the past few weeks she has been banging on about a parking ticket she got that she claims she shouldnt have and has even taken the matter to court claiming she pais her parking fee but left the ticket on the dashboard and not stuck to the window of the car. Fine you might think, why should she get a huge fine if she bought a ticket and just didn't display it properley?

Except she didn't. Buy a ticket that is. The council concerned have a photo taken by the warden who issued the ticket proving that the ticket was not on the dashboard where she said it was.

This is simply a case of a champagne socialist thinking the rules don't apply to them and crying like a baby when they find out that they do. She has simply been using her fame, her column in the Mirror and her TV program to try and blackmail a local council into letting her off a parking ticket that she thinks she is too important to pay!

She has now lied in court, which is perjury. With a bit of luck the court involved will charge her with it and use her as an example to others. Six months in prison might make her think twice about abusing her position in this way again.