What a week

What a week this was for Billy Liar and his New Taxes party. Firstly we found out that his wide mouth frog of a wife spent eight grand having her hair done on the last election campaign. Leaving aside what poor working class members of the labour party think of this as they struggle to pay their £5 a week membership fees surely this money could have been much better spent, plastic surgery for instance?

Then we have the minister for health telling us what a great year it it has been for the NHS, as they announce massive job cuts of essential staff and it's revealed that after being trained, at a cost of £100,000 each to the taxpayer, 9 out of 10 nurses cannot get a job because the hospitals cannot afford to take them on!

Next up we find out that over 1000 criminals who should have been deported have been released and are walking the streets. And nobody has a clue who they are! And the man responsible will only resign if one of these people commits a serious crime. So when your wife our daughter is raped or murder by one of these people, or your child is molested, at least you will have the satisfaction of knowing that a minister has lost his job because of it!

Then there is that paragon of virtue, two Jags, two shags or four chins, whichever you prefer, shagging some slapper on the side. This is the man who only got his job for two reasons. One because he spent three years slagging off the conservatives about sleaze and two because Billy Liar wanted somebody who was as thick as shit as a deputy so he didn't pose a threat.

What was Billy Liar's reaction to all this? Well he posed for a photo shoot in a gym and lectured us all about how we could all live longer if we exercised more.

Which poses a question. Why on Earth would anybody want to live longer in this violent, moral free society that he has created? Answers on a ballot paper next Thursday please.