Saturday, April 29, 2006

A single girl

A girl walks into a Supermarket and buys
1 Bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving of a frozen dinner

Guy at the checkout stand checks her out and
says "Single, are you?"

the girl flutters her eyelashes, smiles and
replies.."How did you
guess?"

He repiles, "Because you're really ugly".

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