Introducing Simply Secretaries.

Everybody seemed to enjoy the secretary photos we posted a while back so we figured why not start a site just for office girls? So we did! The latest addition to our portfolio is the amazing Simply Secretaries, featuring nothing but the sexiest office girls on the planet.

Take a look here.

We have not forgotten. Adults Only

We have not forgotten the top 100 searched for birds in the UK and we will feature some more soon. It is just that there are so many other things to do as well. And there are only two of us! We did think Sleasy was going to help ease the load but since his latest delivery of baby oil he has been too busy dumping a load to play with us!

And there is just so many things going on at the moment! The search for an unpaid secretary, the search for staff for Angels Pool, the mayoral elections, Peters bid to become an MP etc etc. Plus we have to spend every weekend keeping the twins satisfied. And at our age that is not easy!

And with this present bunch of clowns in charge there is always something new to distract us! So, we will get round to everything eventually. We just don't know when.

Here is a bird.

Another Secretary. Adults Only

This is another babe who sent in her pics hoping to become our secretary. She is also a fine example of the sort of leggy babe who can be seen on our sister site, Simply Legs.

Take a close look at her credentials here.

We are back. Adults Only

Yes we are back from our adventures in Clacton but off to Harringay again this evening. Clacton was cool. The weather was crap but the company was great. Unfortunately the cold and damp got to Peter's chest so he isn't feeling great so not sure if we will hear from him today.

While we were away we got more applicants for the post of secretary and here is one of them. Take a look here.

Another sexy secretary. Adults Only

Yes, yet another applicant for the job of secretary, and another fit one as well! See this brunette babe's qualifications here.

Another Secretary. Adults Only

Well all the time that the birds keep sending in job applications I am going to post the pics. Here is another one that arrived yesterday. This nineteen year old is Lia. Check out her qualifications here.

They just keep coming. Adults Only

Despite cancelling the advert once we found out we would need to pay them we keep getting applicants for the job of secretary. The latest one is Lucy.

Take a look at her qualifications here.