Naked Pairs Gold Medal. Adults Only

So here are our last alternative olypians. These are the winners of the gold medal in the Naked Pairs event. See their full entry here.

Skimpiest School Uniform. Gold Medal. Adults Only

The Gold medal winner in the skimpiest school uniform event is nineteen year old blonde Tera. See her winning entry here.

Non Nude Bikini. Gold Medal

And here we have the gold medal winner in the non nude bikini event. Take a much better look at her winning entry here in the full gallery.

Naked Beach Babe. Gold Medal. Adults Only

This gorgeous blonde playing in the sand won the Gold medal hands down. See why here in her full naked beach babe gallery.

Black panties. Gold Medal. Adults Only

Winner of the gold medal in the black panties event was the very lovely Olivia. See her full free winning entry here.

Red Fishnets. Gold Medal. Adults Only

And the winner of the Gold medal is Rachel. Take a look at this fit babe's entry here in her full free photo gallery.

Teen Little Black Dress. Gold Medal. Adults Only

And finally the gold medal in the teen little black dress competition goes to very lovely redhead Karen. See her free winning entry here.

Unmodified Denim Mini Skirt. Gold Medal. Adults Only

And the winner of the Unmodified Denim Mini Skirt gold medal is the very lovely Candice. Rumours that she won the medal because she "forgot" to wear any knickers are completely true!

See what earned her the gold medal here in this full free photo gallery.

Freestyle Denim Shorts. Gold Medal. Adults Only

And the winner of the freestyle denim shorts gold medal was the very lovely Krissi.

Check out the superb performance that earned her the gold medal here.

Worlds Biggest Minger. Gold, Silver and Bronze.

In the alternative olympics it really doesn't matter what country the contestants represent. With the New Taxes Party's open imigration policy they will all end up here living on benefits anyway. But there was one competition that the Chinese thought they were guaranteed to win.

Having founded the Ming Dynasty, from which the word minger came, they fully expected to win all the medals. But us Brits had an ace up our sleeves. yes, we entered Cherie Blair, wife of Billy Liar, and she cleaned up, winning Gold, Silver and Bronze!

In fact Cherie Blair is just so ugly, big mouthed, obnoxious, hypocritical, selfish and downright awful that as soon as they knew she was entered all the others pulled out knowing that they had no chance.

So Gold, Silver and Bronze medals in the biggest Minger competition all go to professional money grabber Cherie Blair!

Best naked buttocks.Gold medal. Adults Only

And the winner of the gold medal in the best naked buttocks competition is the gorgeous Selene. This babe really does have a great bum. See her full free competition entry here.