Naked Pairs Bronze Medal. Adults Only

Today was the last day of the real Olympics so also the last day of ours. Our final event was the naked pairs and here we have the bronze medal winners.

See their entry here.

Skimpiest School Uniform. Bronze Medal. Adults Only

Bronze medal winner in the skimpiest school uniform competition is redhead Kate. See her third place entry here.

Non Nude Bikini. Bronze Medal

Here we have the bronze medal winner of the non nude bikini event. See more of this lovely brunette here.

Naked Beach Babe. Bronze Medal. Adults Only

Well at the boring olmpics they have the beach volleyball. Here at PMT we have something far more interesting. The naked beach babe. Here is the bronze medal winner getting naked in the sun.

Black panties. Bronze Medal. Adults Only

Third place in the black panties event was Carolyn. See the full free set of photographs here.

Red Fishnets. Bronze Medal. Adults Only

Here we have the third place contestant in the red fishnets competition. See the full entry here.

Teen Little Black Dress. Bronze Medal. Adults Only

In the teen catergory of the little black dress competition third place and the bronze medal goes to Judy in a dress so short that you can see everything when she sits down. See her full entry here.

Unmodified Denim Mini Skirt. Bronze Medal. Adults Only

The first of the mini skirt finals has been decided and in bronze position in the Unmodified Denim Mini Skirt competition is Symbia. See her full entry here.

Freestyle Denim Shorts. Bronze Medal. Adults Only

The freestyle denim shorts competition allows the contestants a free reign to customise their denim shorts as they see fit.

The winner of the bronze medal in this competition was Cassandra. See her performance here.

Worlds Biggest Minger. Gold, Silver and Bronze.

In the alternative olympics it really doesn't matter what country the contestants represent. With the New Taxes Party's open imigration policy they will all end up here living on benefits anyway. But there was one competition that the Chinese thought they were guaranteed to win.

Having founded the Ming Dynasty, from which the word minger came, they fully expected to win all the medals. But us Brits had an ace up our sleeves. yes, we entered Cherie Blair, wife of Billy Liar, and she cleaned up, winning Gold, Silver and Bronze!

In fact Cherie Blair is just so ugly, big mouthed, obnoxious, hypocritical, selfish and downright awful that as soon as they knew she was entered all the others pulled out knowing that they had no chance.

So Gold, Silver and Bronze medals in the biggest Minger competition all go to professional money grabber Cherie Blair!

Best naked buttocks. Bronze medal. Adults Only

While the athletes at the real olympics have been enjoying a pre games love in and walking around in their olympic uniforms here at the alternative olympics we have got straight into the action.

Here is Victoria, bronze medal winner in the best naked buttocks competition.