In the alternative olympics it really doesn't matter what country the contestants represent. With the New Taxes Party's open imigration policy they will all end up here living on benefits anyway. But there was one competition that the Chinese thought they were guaranteed to win.
Having founded the Ming Dynasty, from which the word minger came, they fully expected to win all the medals. But us Brits had an ace up our sleeves. yes, we entered Cherie Blair, wife of Billy Liar, and she cleaned up, winning Gold, Silver and Bronze!
In fact Cherie Blair is just so ugly, big mouthed, obnoxious, hypocritical, selfish and downright awful that as soon as they knew she was entered all the others pulled out knowing that they had no chance.
So Gold, Silver and Bronze medals in the biggest Minger competition all go to professional money grabber Cherie Blair!
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