Did you see Victims R Us, also known as Liverpool FC, on TV last night? They were in the qualifying round of the Champions League, playing in front of 40,000 benefit fraudsters at Anfield. And they were rubbish! They were playing against some team from Belguim that would struggle in our second division and finally won with a goal in the twenty seventh minute of extra time.
Their Spanish manager had already made exuses in advance, claiming that Steven Gerrard was tired. Tired after 3 games and four and a half hours work! They build these scousers tough don't they! I heard they will be playing in pink in future. Mind you four and a half hours work is more than most of them in the crowd have ever done.
Anyway one good thing came out of it. Steven Gerrard went home and shagged his wife to celebrate. Unfortunately for him she woke up and he now has a groin strain. This means he won't be fit for Englands World Cup qualifying matches so the Italian Tax Dodger in charge can't pick both him and Fat Frank Lampard. Which means we might have a chance.
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