What planet is Gormless Gordon on?

As you are probably aware Britain is in the middle of what the newspapers call a cretit crunch and what I call a greed crunch. Whatever you decide to call it the reason for it is very simple. For the past few years house prices have been rising and people have been buying up houses purely to let them out at extortionate rates to those not able to buy their own houses.

They have used the money they have extorted from their tenants, and money they have borrowed on the strength of the future values of their properties, to live beyond their means, take fancy holidays and buy expensive cars. This created a false economic boom that has now collapsed and these people are now crying because they can't afford to pay back the money they have borrowed.

While these greedy bastards have been living the high life their unfortunate tenants have got poorer by the year, along with anybody else who doesn't own their own property.

But instead of leaving them to it, letting them sell their houses at a loss, letting the price of houses drop down to a sensible level, the unelected dick head in charge, gormless Gordon, has decided to help them out and temporarily suspended stamp duty. Why? These people are getting what they deserve for their greed and selfishness. How about helping the victims of their greed instead?

If house prices fall through the floor then more people will be able to afford to buy them, genuine people who want to actually live in them rather than condemn others to a life of poverty. Rents will fall, the tenants will have more money to spend and we will have a genuine economic recovery rather than another false one.

But that is far too simple for somebody as stupid as Brown to grasp. he would rather bail out the rich and then tax the poor at a later date to get the money back. This man is scum pure and simple and the sooner he goes the better.