Well done you scousers.

Okay this is a bit complicated so pay attention. Carlsberg sponser Liverpool football club. Liverpool football supporters hate the Sun because they falsly reported bad stuff about Liverpool when there was a disaster a good few years back and ninety odd Liverpool fans were killed. Then Carlsberg decided to do a promotion the Sun offering free coupons for a free pint over the bank holiday weekend. So Liverpool fans went beserk and apparantly it is now cancelled. Well done you thick scousers, you just made the Sun's day!

Both the Sun and Carlsberg were doing this to gain publicity for their products. And that is exactly what they got! But instead of it costing them a lot of money in giving away pints, printing coupons and exchanging them etc they got it for free! And all thanks to you dickheads!

But I have to ask. Are you going to be boycotting and abusing your captain, Steven Gerrard, who, for a large sum of money, had his autobiography serialised in the News of the World, a newspaper owned by the Sun? Just how far are you going take this grudge? Will you all abuse Danish players because Carlsberg is made in Denmark? Will the protestants among you be abusing Torres because he is Spanish and the Spanish lead the Inquisition?

And what if Carsberg were to stop sponsering your team of failures? How would you pay the ref for needlessly sending of opposition players in Champions League games? How would you pay them to disallow perfextly good goals by the opposition and allow dodgy goals by your team? Maybe you could get the benefits agency to sponser you? After all they already keep 25% of the population of Liverpool in beer, fags and Sky Sports subscriptions.

This year Liverpool is laughingly the city of culture. The only culture in Liverpool seems to be the mold growing between the ears of Liverpool football suporters.