Babe of the week. Adults Only

This weeks babe has been chosen purely for the quality of her arse. Take a look at her pics here and see if you agree. If you don't then tough luck because this site is run as a Tony Blair style democracy so your opinion doesn't matter!

As promised

A while back I made you a promise that as soon as I found the photo's of Danni Minogue's Lesbian sex session with a friend and a lapdancer I would publish them on here. So here they are. If you can make out who is who then you must have been to specsavers.

Winter Olympics

Was just watching the winter olympics on TV (quite day at work) when suddenly it was delayed. Due to snow!! I thought that was the point of the winter olympics.

Just because. Adults Only

This young lady is featured here just because I like her. And I know we have at least one regular reader who likes women in stripes. See all of her photo's here.

In Car Entertainment! Adults Only

Jennifer Lopez

This week Jennifer Lopez has made it into the top five most searched for birds on the Internet. As usual I haven't got a clue why, but at least I know who she is so that's a bonus! Anyway here are a couple of pics of her for all those of you who were looking. And if I ever find any naked pics of Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer Lopez with her legs spread and no knickers I will be sure to let you know. In the mean time you will have to make do with Jennifer Lopez in kinky black boots.

Babe of the week. Adults Only

This weeks babe of the week is eighteen year old blonde Tiffany. See her pose in this full size, high quality softcore photo gallery.

The Birthday Present

A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday. They hadn't been going out very long so he thought long and hard before remembering that on their last couple of dates she had complained her hands were cold. So he decided a pair of gloves might be appropriate, not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful. Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, they went to Harrods and he bought a stylish pair of cream-colored leather gloves. At the same time, the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both asked for their purchases to be gift-wrapped.
Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up and the guy left with the gift-wrapped knickers and the girlfriend's sister left
with the gloves.
The boyfriend, without checking his package, decided to deliver his present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriend's house she
wasn't in. So instead he posted the present through her front door
accompanied by the following note: -
Happy Birthday Darling,
I hope you like these. I chose them because I noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had it not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long ones with white buttons, but she wears short ones & they're easier to pull off I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop assistant showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks & they're hardly soiled at all. I had her try on yours & 'though a little tight, they looked really smart. She said that the material helps keep her ring clean & shiny & in fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them. I wish you'd been there so I could've put them on for you myself, as no
doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I see you again. Just think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over the coming year. When you take them off, remember to blow into them, as they will be a little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Dave
XXX

Men's English

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.

Women's English

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish = 49.
Adventurous = Slept with everyone.
Athletic = No breasts
Average looking = Moooo.
Beautiful = Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure = On medication.
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former slut.
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned = No BJs.
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Hugh frame = Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker

Last 24 hours

A man came from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Doreen agreed and again they made love.
Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep.
Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head; he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't"

Wet T-shirt babe. adults Only

This gorgeous eighteen year old cutie is practising for a wet t-shirt competition in this great gallery. See all the horny pics here.

Mystery Babe. Adults Only.

Who do these fine pair of boobs belong to? Find out by visiting this great gallery and taking in a look at the full size, high quality pics.

Paris Hilton

The dumb blonde millionairess Paris Hilton has made it into the top five Internet searches this week so here are some pics of her just for all of you who like thick blonde slappers.

The stripping muslim!

I haven't yet found a photo gallery of a dusky babe stripping out of a Burka yet but if one exists I will find it. I have e-mailed a few of the sites I get my galleries from and hopefully I will have some pics for you soon. That's assuming any of them have the bottle to publish one. Watch this space!

The muslims have the hump again!

Yes, not content with trying to force the rest of the worlds population into censoring its press the muslims now have another petty little gripe. This time they are taking their prejudices out on the sex shop chain Anne Summers.

It seems that Anne Summers sell a blow up doll called Mustapha Shag. Apparently Al Mustapha is another name for the "prophet" Mohammed so muslims are now "demanding" that the name is changed!

It's about time somebody told these pathetic whingers that if they want to live in this country they have to live by our rules, abide by our customs, accept our sense of humor and intergrate into our society. If they cannot or will not do this then they should bugger off somewhere else! There are backward islamic dictatorships all over the middle east where they can go and live 400 years behind the rest of the world if they don't like it here.

Nice wheels

I just realised I haven't featured many cars lately, been a bit too busy looking at pics of half naked women and getting worked up about the muslims. So here we have a great looking pick up truck with a half decent bird draped over it. You can see loads more great pick ups at the So Cal Custom site.

Catholics close your eyes! Adults Only

Okay, if you a Catholic, or easily offended then please don't look at this gallery. Yes, as promised yesterday, here is the stripping Nun. See her get out of that habit by clicking here.

Coming soon, the stripping Nun!

Yes, in an effort to offend each religion equally I will soon be posting a full photo set of a Nun getting her kit off and spreading her legs for you! You think I'm kidding? Just watch this space!

The offensive cartoons for you

Well here they are, the cartoons that have offended the worlds biggest hypocrites so much. Now I know that a lot of muslims take the islamic religion seriously but come on! Are these silly cartoons really worth burning down embassies and threatening to kill people? And they claim islam is a tolerant peaceful religion. Who do they think they are kidding?

Danni Minogue in Lesbian Sex session

Well I have been so busy fuming about the muslims today I haven't had time yet to find the pics of Danni Minogue in a lesbian session with a lap dancer. But I will! Apparantly Danni and a friend had full lesbian sex in front of others and the CCTV cameras in a London lap dancing club. As soon as I find the pics they will be posted here but in the meantime you will have to make do with this one.

Why is it that?

Why is it that although alcohol is banned by the islamic religion virtually every shop owned by a muslim is happy to sell it?

Just to make your day

If it wasn't enough that muslim hypocrites are now deemed above the law and have the right to incite murder without any fear of punishment because some cartoons go against their traditions then how about this?

A school in Ipswich has banned hot cross buns in case the cross offends other religions! Now apart from the sheer petty mindedness and stupidity of this are hot cross buns not one of our traditions?

Will we now have radical Christians out on the streets calling for the death of anyone who tries to stop hot cross buns being sold? Will there be placard carrying fantatics outside the school dressed in black head bands and threatening violence. More importantly, if there were, would they be exempt from the laws of this country as well?

More Racism by the Police

I had just about calmed myself down from the fury I felt about the police allowing those muslim protesters to get away with their crimes when I made the mistake of picking up my Sunday newspaper.

Yesterday, in a protest by 2000 muslim hypocrite's, there were not only the usual hate filled chants against the west and the illegal hate filled placards. No, some of these hypocrite's went even further and dressed as suicide bombers.

At the same time a couple of white men, probably as sick of these people as I am, started handing out leaflets with the cartoons on. Guess which ones our totally unbiased Police force arrested?

Yes you guessed it. While these preachers of hate attempted to threaten and intimidate anybody who passed by our brave bobbies arrested the white men for handing out leaflets!

Just what crime were they committing? Well none actually. Which is why they were released without charge as soon as the muslim hypocrite's had gone home. Nice to know where our police forces priorities lie isn't it?

Double Standards

The other feature of the ridiculous fuss being made over these cartoons is the sheer hypocricy of these people. Whilst looking for the cartoon shown below I visited several official islamic web sites, including those of some of the Arab countries official newspapers. They all had one thing in common. Sickening anti-semetic cartoons designed purely to offend Jews.

I was already of the opinion that the islamic religion was based on intolerance and racial hatred and after looking at these sites I am now completely convinced. These people are quite happy to offend everybody else but God (not allah) help anybody who dares to disagree with them

Racist Police Force part two.

The most sickening site I have seen this week was the islamic fanatics in London protesting about these cartoons. These people all had placards glorifying terrorism, gloating about 9/11, gloating about the London bombs or calling for people to be beheaded. Every one of them was breaking the law and could be put away for eight years.

Yet what did our police do? Absolutely nothing! What do you think would have happened had it been white people with placards calling for muslims to be beheaded? What would happen if you or I were to carry a placard saying "Allah was a rent boy and mohamed was his pimp" We would be banged up so quickly our feet wouldn't touch the ground! I have written to my MP demanding to know why these people were not arrested and what would happen if I decided to exercise my right to make a civillians arrest. I will let you know if I get a reply.

Before anybody complains that they find the Allah was a rent boy remark offensive please take note that I find it far more offensive to have my fellow countrymen blown to pieces by suicide bombers and then have people gloryifying it on the very streets it happened on.

Racist Police Force

A few days back now there were reports in several newspapers of over 130 applicants to join the police being turned down without even getting an interview. Not because they didn't have the right qualifications, not because they were not fit enough or didn't meet the standards required. No, these people were turned down simply because of their race and colour. They were turned down because they were white!!!

Racial discrimination is supposed to be illegal in this country. Our law says it is illegal to discriminate against anyone on the grounds of race, colour, sex or creed. Yet one of our police forces, sworn to uphold the law, illegaly refuses to take on any more white officers because they haven't filled their quota of minorities and nobody does anything about it!

If it had been women turned down because of their sex somebody would have been nicked by now. If it had been blacks or Asians turned down because of their colour somebody would have been nicked by now. If it had been muslims somebody would have been blown apart by a suicide bomber by now.

But it wasn't, it was white English men so nobody gives a damn. Because the truth is that in Billy Liar and the New Taxes party's England white English men are little more than cash dispensers paying out huge amounts of taxes to support everybody else.

Offensive Cartoons.

As everybody must know racist muslim fanatics all over the world have been wetting themselves about some cartoons depicting mohammed. They claim these cartoons offend them because it is against their religion to show images of the prophet. And as usual when it comes to anything to do with islam it's all a pack of lies.

In fact there is nothing in the koran forbidding it at all. It is just a tradition. In the same way that Christmas is one of our traditions, and we all know what is happening with that. Mosques all across the arab world have pictures of the prophet in them! So why all this fuss?

Well, quite simply, it is just another way for these backward simple minded violent fanatics to try and impose their perverted evil views upon the rest of us, backed up by our weak willed government who bend over backwards to appease these scum just for the sake of a few votes.

Babe of the week. Adults Only

This gorgeous eighteen year old Brazilian babe is this weeks babe of the week. Another great large size, high quality photo gallery.

More of Anna. Adults Only

Once more, by request, a full photo set of Anna

How come?

How come it's such a problem to show pictures of Mohammed but okay to name 5000 mini-cab drivers after him?

Scarlett Johansson

The last of our most searched for women this week is Scarlett Johansson and I have to admit that I am not too sure who she is either. I think she is a movie star but I wouldn't bet my life on it. Anyway she is quite easy on the eye and has a great pair of tits so here are a couple of pics of Scarlett Johansson.

Lindsay Lohan

I have to admit I have absolutely no idea who Lindsay Lohan is! I have never heard of her. But she is the second most searched for bird on the Internet this week so I guess she might be famous or something. Everybody is apparently trying to find pics of her boobs falling out. So here they are. Lindsay Lohan's boobs falling out, showing her nipple! Wow, what a thrill! I can sleep at nights again now I've seen Lindsay Lohan with her boobs out! And those of you who can't take the excitement of seeing one of Lindsay Lohan's nipples we also have a pic of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. She does have a nice body though!

Keira Knightley

Once again Keira Knightley is in this weeks top five searches on the Internet. And once again I have no idea why! But for all those of you who like flat chested birds here she is. I didn't bother looking for any Keira Knightley topless pics as I couldn't see the point. I might just as well put a picture of a bloke up! At least her legs ain't bad though.

Minger of the month

At first glance you would have to find Davina Mccall an odd choice for Minger of the month, especially after the awful Cherie Blair we featured last month. Davina Mccall actually doesn't look too terrible. She is fairly attractive and has a fair pair of tits, as the pictures above show.

But then she opens her mouth! This bird just cannot stop shouting! Then look at the crap programmes she appears in. This gobby bint has never appeared in a decent program. As soon as you know she is on the program you either turn the volume down or turn over. She really is that bad. So Danina you are this months top minger. Lets hear you shout about that!

Can sheep type?

For some unknown reason Charlotte Church is again one of the most searched for women on the Internet. I can only think of two reasons for this. Either sheep have learned how to type or the Internet has been hihacked by blokes who like fat birds! But who am I to argue? So here are some photo's of Charlotte Church with her boobs out for all you chubby chasers out there.

Capital Letters

You may notice that when I use the words mulim or islam I don't use a capital letter at the start of the world. The capital letter at the start of words such as Christian or Christianity, muslim, Jewish, islam, Hindu etc is used out of respect. Which might give you some idea of how I feel about the islamic religion.

Freedom of Speach

One of the most important aspects of a true democracy is the right to freedom of speech. No matter what your opinion is you should have the right to express it, no matter how offensive others may find it. For those of us this week there have been two major victories and a perfect example of Tony Blairs arogance and disrespect for parliament.

Firstly the ludicrous bill to virtually ban any critisism of any religion, designed to appease muslim fantatics, failed to make it through parliament. It was beaten by one vote, largely because Billy Liar thought it was going through and didn't bother to vote! Not that that is too surprising. This arogant fool holds the British Parliament in such contempt that he has only voted in 5% of ballots since coming to power!

Then yesterday a jury ruled that two BNP leaders were not guilty of inciting racial hatred because they expressed, what some might might deem, offensive remarks about islam and Asians. In effect the jury decided that they were entitled to their opinion and were entitled to express it.

Both of these events are significant coming so soon after Google capitulated to the Chinese Government and in the interest of extra profits agreed to censor their search engine in China and help one of the most corrupt regimes in the world to carry on persecuting anybody who disagrees with them.

Any restriction on an individuals right to their own opinion and their right to express it leads us down the path to dictatorship and must be avoided at all costs.

Fit for February. Adults Only

Well it's the first of February today so to celebrate here is a gallery of a fit blonde. Nice full size pics here.