40-ish = 49.
Adventurous = Slept with everyone.
Athletic = No breasts
Average looking = Moooo.
Beautiful = Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure = On medication.
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former slut.
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned = No BJs.
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Hugh frame = Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker
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