Racist?

I recieved an e-mail this week acusing me of being racist because I never show pictures of black birds. The reason I don't show pictures of black birds is not because I'm racist but is the same reason I don't show pictures of naked men. I don't fancy them!

No matter how many times I look at photo's of naked black birds I can never see the attraction of pink cushions on a dark brown sofa! I show pictures of Indian, Chinese and other Asian birds because I'm quite partial to the odd take away but I'm sorry, black birds do nothing for me.

One of the best shags I ever had was an Indian bird. She had long dark hair, shaved pubes and a lovely smooth body. Best of all, when I asked her for a 69 she got up and cooked me a meal!