I have it on good authority that the ballot papers at the next election will be colour coded. This is because the first victims of New Labours education policy are now eligible to vote.
Thanks to Tony Blairs computer in every school policy these people can download illegal music files, make illegal copies of cd's and dvd's and can access a hard core porn site within seconds. But they cannot read or write. The colour coding is needed so they know who they are voting for.
Presumably the boxes will be blue for conservative, yellow for liberal, green for the green party and red with a scull and crossbones for the labour party. These new ballot papers are already being printed and will be ready by May 5th. Remember you read it here first.
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