Cilla Black. Adults Only

Does anybody remember Cilla Black? You know, the red headed bint with the dodgy accent who passed her sell by date in the early seventies? Well, anyway, apparantly she likes a nice toyboy now and again, someone in their early fifties really gets her juices flowing I've heard.

Well from what I here she pulled a few weeks back. She was doing a pensioners do up north somewhere and some fifty year old lad told her he was her greatest fan. He said he had been fantasizing about her since he was a kid and saw her picture up on his great grandads wall. He told her that everynight, as soon as he got in bed, he started making love to her and then made love to her all night. He claimed that he had spent so much time making love to her in his dreams that if he ever got to do it for real she would have the best sex ever.

Well Our Cilla was intrigued and, having nothing better to do, decided to try him out and invited him back to her Hotel room. So they get back, they both take their teeth out, then he grabs hold up the wrinkles around her neck and lifts, to tighten everything up, then starts to make love to her.

Now she can't believe her luck, not only is he just like a paddy, big and thick, but he is an expert, he screws her brains out. Then realising thirty seconds isn't really enough he gives her the best shag she has ever had, four hours of non stop sex.

Well when he finally climbs off and manages to free his toe from the plug socket Our Cilla is elated, so she asks him if there is anything special she can do for him.

"Well, I'm a pretty straight forward kind of a guy" he tells her. "But I'd really like it if I could tie you up"

"No problem Chuck" she tells him and he quickly pulls her sugical stockings off and uses one to tie her hands behind her back and the other to tie her ankles together. then he rolls over and goes to sleep.

Well Our Cilla lies ther for the rest of the night wondering what is going to happen and when he's going to have is way with her. But nothing happens, until finally, at daybreak he gets up, gets dressed and unties her.

"Well Chuck" she tells him, "that was a great shag, the best ever, but I gorra know why it was you tied me up?"

"Well know offence Cilla" he tells her, "But last time I slept with a scouse bird she nicked me wallet"