Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Any other suggestions?

Now I have never been a great fan of the yanks. But they are about to do the world a big favour and in thanks they will be slagged off everywhere. They are going to blow the shit out of Iran.

Not because they want to, not because they will gain anything from it. But because somebody has to. And nobody else is volunteering, except Israel. And if Israel do it, it will be with Nuclear weapons.

Lets look at some facts.

1) Iran is developing Nuclear power technology.

2) Once you have Nuclear power a Nuclear weapon is very easy to make.

3) The leader of Iran has stated on several occasions that he believes Israel shouldn't exist and has threatened to destroy it.

4) Israel has a population of six and a half million people, over a million of them children.

Now no matter what you think about Israel, I personally think creating it was a big mistake, it is there, it is not going away, it is a fact that people have to learn to deal with. The people who live there are just people, they didn't create it, they were born their and it is their home. They certainly DO NOT deserve to die, because of mistakes made in the past and because a madman in Iran who has been brainwashed into hating them by the evil wicked religion he follows, says so.

So what would you do if you were in that position? If your neigbour was threatening to kill you and the rest of the neigbourhood was either agreeing with him or trying to "hopefully" talk him out of it?

Would you hit him with everything you've got? Or would you gamble the lives of six and a half million people on him having a change of heart? Like the UN, like France, like Russia, like China, and, god help us, like the UK by the looks of things.

That is Israels choice, hit first and hit hard, or risk being destroyed.

So the Americans will go in first, try to prevent a nuclear war, try to stop a lunatic blackmailing the world. And for that they will be condemned. The Iranian regime is a bigger threat to the world than Nazi Germany was. But rather than deal with it the majority of the world is going to stand by and watch from the sidelines.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

I hope you enjoyed. Adults Only


Well I hope you enjoyed todays offering. I will leave you now with another gallery of Lia, this time posing with a couple of cars. See the pics here.

Lia. Adults Only


Here we have another fit blonde, nineteen year old Lia. Take a closer look here.

Alison Angel. Adults Only


Now as you all might have guessed by now I really like birds with long dark hair. But I have to admit that there are a few blondes about that I wouldn't say no to. Alison here is one of them. Take a good look for yourself.

Masha. Adults Only


This amatuer babe stripping is the very lovely Masha. See all the pics here.

Another one for the gays. Adults Only


Here, just for any gays who may be watching, are two very lovely lesbians. Watch them at it here.

Eve Angel. Adults Only


This pretty brunette with a rather nice body is Eve Angel. See her strip for you here.

Another new model. Adults Only


Well here we have another new model. This babe is the very tasty Sonia. See if you think she has a future by clicking here.

Hot brunette. Adults Only


This hot brunette goes by the name of Divinity Love. Something makes me think it's not her real name. See the rest of her here.

Simonia. Adults Only


This hot blonde is Simonia. See her get her kit off here.

Feeling a bit lazy. Adults Only


Well I am feeling a bit lazy this morning so you might just have to put up with a few pics of half naked women. Sorry about that, I know you all come here to read the prose! Anyway, this is Jassie. Enjoy here here.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

The Brit awards. Adults Only


I just thought that whilst I am here I should mention the Brit Awards. Not because I am interested in them. I haven't got a clue who won what or why. As far as I am concerned the Brit awards is just an excuse for a load of sad demented people to stand out in the cold wetting themselves everytime a so called star turns up.

But two weeks ago I nearly featured Jemima Khan without her knickers. Every day since then I have had a couple of hundred people turn up here looking for the pics. So as the Brit awards are being searched for on the Internet by sad gits all over the country I figure that if I mention them then I will get even more people turning up here.

And out of all these sad losers there just might be a couple who actually have a life who will enjoy the site and become regular visitors. And if not it doesn't matter because it gives me another excuse to feature some fanny.

So here is the winner of "The best pair of tits I've seen in the last half hour" award, Scarlett. See all of the pics here.

Just some crumpet. Adults Only


Well for the past couple of weeks I haven't put any fit birds on the site. And I don't think anybody noticed! I didn't have any complaints anyway. Maybe you all do come here for my ramblings after all. So here, just for those of you who have been missing it, we have some top totty. See Selene get the rest of her clothes off here.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Booking Holidays Online

I have now booked another trip to Paleokastritsas, in May, with a company called Manos. I booked it online and it cost me £197.50 all in, the cheapest I could find for where I wanted to go.

But whilst looking for it I tried just about every site there is and came to the conclusion that most of them are a complete rip off. Now when you go to Manos, or any other their other sites, My Travel, Going places etc, or Thomsons, you put your dates in and where you want to go and you get a price. Unless you want to add inflight meals or buy their insurance then thats it, that is the price you pay.

But then you go to any of the others and it's a different story. You get your price then go to the next page and it's gone up. Then you go to the final page and it's gone up again.

Then you get a site like Thomas Cook. they search all the other operators as well. So you find the same Thomson or Manos holiday. And most of the time it costs more! If the holiday is the same price, very rare, then the extras are more. For example, Thomsons charge £17 for insurance. Book a Thomsons holiday through Thomas Cook and the insurance is £24!

And a lot of them don't include transfers at the other end. So even if the holiday looks cheaper, when you add a cab either way at the other end it works out dearer.

Then you get the guarantees. We guarantee we are cheaper etc. Well yes they are on the basic price of the holiday but by the time you get to the payment screen they are not. The two cheapest are Thomsons and any of the Manos, My Travel, Going Places group. Which is probably why they do give you the price up front!

It's a con, pure and simple. Unfortunately Thomas Cook have now bought out the Manos group so once it is all sorted the only way you are going to get the full price up front is with Thomsons.

Shouldn't this sort of crap be illegal?

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Written by Jim Steinman and Castonya. Inspired by Tony Blair.

I never knew so many bad times,
Could go on so endlessly,
It's almost unreal all the anger I feel
The future aint what it used to be.
Who knows what he's thinking,
I know he ain't thinking 'bout me,
It's so bloody cold and I'm too young to be old
The future ain't what it used to be.

There used to be some dreams in the world and the stars used to shine so bright,

Now I need a dream I can borrow just to get me through the lonely nights.

Say a prayer for the Land we live in,
Can he ever be forgiven?
Say a prayer for the soldiers slaughtered,
Think about their son's and daughters,

This man is dragging us under,
When he should be pulling us forward,
He stands their full of pride
And yet I find that I'm trapped inside,
A future that ain't what it used to be.
No more.

It's Friday again but don't get excited

Yes it's Friday again and time for an update, but don't hold your breath. I am completely and utterley out of it. There are some regulars who come here who know how I feel. They pimped their fags with the same rocket fuel I did tonight. So you might get loads of profound shit and some naked women but there is more chance of me just sitting here like a zombie. You have been warned.

But while I am here I do want to ask a serious question that has been bugging me for ages. What the hell is going on with this I before E except after C rule? What sort of rule doesn't work?

It's hard enough typing anyway without haveing to worry about spelling. So they make a rule, I before E except after C. Except it's not true. There are loads of words where it is E before I. So why make a rule?

Well of course ther is a logical answer. This rule was invented before the yanks decided to crucify the English language, before anyone too thick to read and write just called themselves dyslexic and passed their English exam anyway and before Billy Liar and his New Taxes party became responsible for childrens education.

The language has been corrupted over the years, which originally wasn't such a bad thing. But I seriously object to having to learn to spell all over again because some people were too lazy to learn to do it at all.

Anyway, as I said, I probably will not get round to doing much tonight.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Cilla Black. Adults Only

Does anybody remember Cilla Black? You know, the red headed bint with the dodgy accent who passed her sell by date in the early seventies? Well, anyway, apparantly she likes a nice toyboy now and again, someone in their early fifties really gets her juices flowing I've heard.

Well from what I here she pulled a few weeks back. She was doing a pensioners do up north somewhere and some fifty year old lad told her he was her greatest fan. He said he had been fantasizing about her since he was a kid and saw her picture up on his great grandads wall. He told her that everynight, as soon as he got in bed, he started making love to her and then made love to her all night. He claimed that he had spent so much time making love to her in his dreams that if he ever got to do it for real she would have the best sex ever.

Well Our Cilla was intrigued and, having nothing better to do, decided to try him out and invited him back to her Hotel room. So they get back, they both take their teeth out, then he grabs hold up the wrinkles around her neck and lifts, to tighten everything up, then starts to make love to her.

Now she can't believe her luck, not only is he just like a paddy, big and thick, but he is an expert, he screws her brains out. Then realising thirty seconds isn't really enough he gives her the best shag she has ever had, four hours of non stop sex.

Well when he finally climbs off and manages to free his toe from the plug socket Our Cilla is elated, so she asks him if there is anything special she can do for him.

"Well, I'm a pretty straight forward kind of a guy" he tells her. "But I'd really like it if I could tie you up"

"No problem Chuck" she tells him and he quickly pulls her sugical stockings off and uses one to tie her hands behind her back and the other to tie her ankles together. then he rolls over and goes to sleep.

Well Our Cilla lies ther for the rest of the night wondering what is going to happen and when he's going to have is way with her. But nothing happens, until finally, at daybreak he gets up, gets dressed and unties her.

"Well Chuck" she tells him, "that was a great shag, the best ever, but I gorra know why it was you tied me up?"

"Well know offence Cilla" he tells her, "But last time I slept with a scouse bird she nicked me wallet"

Jemima Khan Upskirt. Adults Only


Well this week the Sun had a censored pic of Jemima Khan with no knickers. Thats right Jemima Khan upskirt flashing her gash. Jemima Khan with no panties, Jemima Khan upskirt photo's.

Well I haven't got the pic yet but I figure I don't actually need it. Basically sad gits everywhere are going to be typing Jemima Khan, knickerless, upskirt etc into search engines and a lot of them are going to end up here just because I have mentioned it.

So that means lots more visitors to the site, and a few of them, the ones who can read, might actually come back again and could end up like you lot, regular viewers.

So the fact that I haven't actually got a pic really does not matter. So here is Susie instead.

It's Friday again. Adults Only


Well actually it's not, strictly speaking it is Saturday as it has just gone midnight. But I got up on Friday and haven't been to bed yet so it is Friday. Okay? Good. Glad we got that straight.

Anyway, I have had one of my revved up Rothmans and it won't be long before I have another so it is time to try and update the site and if I can be bothered update the others as well.

So what have we got in store tonight then? Well to start with, plenty of speeling mistooks. I know that because there usually are. Then I may be showing you a couple of pics of half naked women, again because that is what usually happens.

Other than taht I don't know. Some of the women tonight are going to be of the dirty slapper variety rather than the cute sex goddess type but hopefully I won't get too many complaints about that. Not that I care if I do. It's my site so live with it or sod off somewhere else. Your choice, none of you tight gits ever spend any money anyway.

So, to start tonights show we have Veronika, a dirty slapper with a huge dildo. See her play with it here.