Yes, Friday morning, Peter and I plus Sleazy and his new bitch Gerald are off on holiday. Sleazy calls him Jerry for short because he keeps him under his bed but that's a different story. He is actually our cousin but we try to keep it quiet.
We are off to sunny Devon on a cheap Sun Scum holiday, three nights in Paignton then four nights in Brixham. There is a rock and roll weekend at the first site which Mr Sleazy is all exited about. He was going to wear a quiff but couldn't find a wig big enough. He also has the hump because I just had to explain to him that with four of us in the car there is only room for one case of baby oil.
We have lots of stuff planned. We are going on a steam train, going to play crazy golf and going to play real golf. And when I say real golf thats what I mean, the proper stuff on a Playstation, none of that walking round for hours in the rain carrying a big bag of clubs like the amateurs do!
This of course means that the site wont get updated next week.
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