This is a country that helped form the world as is today and is steeped in history. However, after eleven years of a socialist goverment it is a country that you really don't want to visit. But for those who do this is what to expect.
Frome the moment you get off of the plane you will be watched on camera. England has more CCTV cameras per person than any other country in the world yet some of it's city's are the most dangerous in the world. This is mainly because of ridiculous human rights laws that allow criminals to do as they like and penalises the victims of crime.
Not only are you constantly watched but almost anyone in a uniform has the right to accuse you of a crime, find you guilty and issue you with an on the spot fine. Policemen, Traffic Wardens, Parking attendants and now local town hall security staff, wheel clampers etc can all just find you guilty just like that and fine you. There are ten times more people in England that are empowered to issue a fine than there are Policeman.
The offences to avoid are smoking in a public place, even if it is outdoors and you are the only one there. Don't be tempted! Local councils in England employ people to snoop around all day just to catch people smoking and fine them. Don't drop litter of any sort, not even a bit of pork pie that immediately gets eaten by the birds. You will get fined. If you can find somewhere to legaly smoke there will not be any ashtrays and if you drop the butt you will get fined.
Using your mobile phone while driving will get you a fine, as will eating an apple or a bar of chocolate and if you smoke don't throw the butt out of the window. Buses in England have cameras on them to catch you doing this, and you will be fined.
In fact it is probably best to avoid driving at all. The petrol carries the highest tax in Europe and VAT is payable on top which makes it extremely expensive. Some roads you have to pay to use, some city's you have to pay extra to drive in and then when you stop you have to pay to park. If you are as little as a minute late retrieving your car then you will be fined and if you stop in the wrong place you will be fined.
If you use public transport whatever you do don't travel without a ticket. This can cost you as much as £2500 and up to six months in prison. If you find yourself stuck somewhere without a ticket mug another passenger and steal theirs. If you get caught this will only cost you £80. You always have to remember that in England the more petty the so called offence the higher the fine and the more likely you are to get caught.
However if you are homosexual things are a bit brighter. When it was made legal for middle aged men to go into schools and talk to twelve and thirteen year old boys about their sexuality, grooming they call it, they also made it legal for homosexuals to have sex with sixteen year old boys in public. So if you find a willing sixteen year old, take him into a public toilet and bugger him. It's legal and you won't get fined for that.
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