The most sickening thing

The most sickening thing was watching gormless Gordon standing with these athletes trying to hog some of the limelight.

New Labour have spent the last eleven years selling off school playing fields and closing swimming baths. They stopped physical education being compulsory in schools, made our streets so unsafe that kids no longer go out to play and did away with any sort of competition between youngsters in case it upsets them when they lose.

These athletes acheived what they did despite New Labour not because of them and to see this unelected dictator basking in their glory makes me want to vomit.

Because it is the BBC

Because this love in is being broadcast by the BBC we also have to put up with a load of politically correct claptrap. They interviwed one bird who says that because we won medals in cycling everyone should take it up and not only will we save the planet but we will win more medals at future olympics.

If this is the case then why is Bejing, a city with as many cyclists as motorists, one of the most polluted in the world and how come the Chinese didn't win all the cycling medals?

Hero's? Are they having a laugh?

Live on the BBC at the moment there is a program on to "welcome our olympic hero's back home"

Now our olympians did a good job and quite rightly are getting a lot of praise for it. But hero's? Is somebody having a laugh?

If somebody funded by lottery money decides not to work and to take up a career in athletics is a hero then what do we now call a fireman who rushes back into a burning building to rescue a child? Or a soldier in Afghanistan who rescues his mates? How can you compare people who commit selfless acts like that with somebody who is paid to ride a bike or sail a boat?

Calling these people hero's is an insult to the genuine hero's that this country still produces in abundance.

I'd do anything.

Google was just watching Andrew LLoyd Webbers's latest free advert on the BBC, I'd do anything. It was down to five and even though the punters, sorry, viewers vote somebody out every week it doesn't actually matter because Andrew LLoyd Webber decides anyway!

Now this isn't as bad as it sounds because if anyone is going to decide which one of two fit birds is going to get kicked out Andrew Lloyd Webber is certainly qualified. He even looks like a dirty old man!

But tonight he told the bird, some foreign bint who can't even spell her own name, Irish I think she was, that she had been kicked out because she was too young. Now I thought ageism was illegal nowdays and that you can't turn someone down for a job, any job, because of their age.

So love, do yourself a favour, find yourself a lawyer and sue him! Apparantly Cherie Blair is skint and could do with a new client and some publicity.

F1 back on the BBC. Adults Only

From next year F1 coverage is moving from ITV back to the BBC. My first thought was, great, no adverts. Then I remembered just how awful the BBC coverage was! No qualifying. The races only shown live if there was no cricket, snooker, golf, tennis or paint drying championships on. Missing the last few laps because they switched to cricket. Not seeing the first few laps because the cricket had overrun. God awful comentary from Murray Walker.

All we can do is hope they get it right this time. But I won't be holding my breath.

Here is a bird.