Sunday, May 18, 2008

I'd do anything.


Google was just watching Andrew LLoyd Webbers's latest free advert on the BBC, I'd do anything. It was down to five and even though the punters, sorry, viewers vote somebody out every week it doesn't actually matter because Andrew LLoyd Webber decides anyway!

Now this isn't as bad as it sounds because if anyone is going to decide which one of two fit birds is going to get kicked out Andrew Lloyd Webber is certainly qualified. He even looks like a dirty old man!

But tonight he told the bird, some foreign bint who can't even spell her own name, Irish I think she was, that she had been kicked out because she was too young. Now I thought ageism was illegal nowdays and that you can't turn someone down for a job, any job, because of their age.

So love, do yourself a favour, find yourself a lawyer and sue him! Apparantly Cherie Blair is skint and could do with a new client and some publicity.

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