I read recently in a newspaper that a new survey out reveals women push an iron 215 miles in their lifetime, and men cover a total of 73. Apparently, the average woman only spends 1 hour and 14 minutes pressing clothes and only covers about 120 yards per week.
Come on girls your slacking! What do you think lads? They should be doing at least 2 hours and 200 yards. After all, us men spend more time giving our right arms some exercise with a pint in the local pub and have to walk further to get to it than that.
It also says that half of the men have ruined garments and a quarter still get their mums to do it for them (which I think is the preferred method, as it frees up the girlfriend/wife for an extra couple of hours in the bedroom). So, I’m sure everyone is in agreement when I say that women should stick to the ironing (they are better at it) and leave things like the driving to the men (they are better at it).
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