Guess what? Britain is Racist!

Yes it's true, we officially live in a racist society. Last year 48 people died in racially motivated attacks. You may have read it in the news or seen it on the TV. You may have read left wing columnists in left wing propoganda sheets masquerading as newspapers telling us how we should all do more to welcome imigrants into our society. You will certainly have seen mp's of all parties jumping on the bandwagon and promising more of our money to ethnic groups. But, unless you read the Observer, you won't have read the truth.

Twenty four of these people, 50%, that is half for those of you educated under new labour, were WHITE!!!!!

They were white people, killed by blacks and asians in racially motivated attacks. Despite what the politicians and popular newspapers would have you believe racism is a two way street. Despite the amount of money given to immigrant groups, despite the posotive discrimination that gives them priority for housing, priority for jobs etc they are still racist towards us!

They only make up 10% of the population, which means a white man is NINE TIMES more likely to be killed in a racist attack than a black man or an asian!!!

And Billy Liar and his new taxes party just keep on letting them in.

University top up fees. Adults only

To be fair University top up fees are a bit of a piss take. Not that I object to them, anything that encourages young people to go to work rather than spend a few years on a piss up at everybody else's expense is fine by me. It's the way that the English are discriminated against when it comes to top up fees that is wrong.

You see if you are English you have to pay about £20,000 to doss for four years before getting your qualifications that allow you to join the advertising industry, become a lawyer, work in media or any other of the occupations that involve fleecing poor people and feathering your own nest. But if you live in scotland you don't have to pay a penny!

Our wonderful New labour MP's voted top up fees out in Scotland yet imposed them on the UK. It also means other students from all over the EU can go to scotland and doss for four years for free!

Except of course it is not free. The good old ENGLISH tax payer is funding it. And it doesn't stop there, the sweaties have access to cancer fighting drugs that are denied English people because they are too expensive!

What right have these new labour scum got to take huge chunks of ENGLISH tax payers money and spend it on making sure the scots are better off than us? The answer is quite obviously that they don't have the right. But they do it anyway because without the moron's from north of the border voting for them they would be the third choice party and would never get elected again.

England now is run by the scots, for the scots and purely because 300 new labour MP's don't want to lose their £200,000 a year jobs. Like everything else to do with Billy Liar and his new taxes party it is a complete disgrace.

Every student should pay the full cost of their tuition fees which would mean most of them couldn't afford to go and would get a proper job instead. This would mean we wouldn't need to have anymore imigrant workers, the tax payer wouldn't be funding their four year piss up, we would end up with less lawyers, less media people, less advertising agencies and lower prices because we wouldn't be paying double for everything just to keep graduates in non jobs.

Best of all more birds like Katlin here would have to get their kit off to pay the fees. which is fine by me. See her spread them here.

Morning all. Adults Only

Well there I was happily updating my other sites then, as it was almost daylight, I decided to enhance an Embassy and crack a beer. Next thing I know I am on here waffling away.

Anyway, to start today's proceedings, maybe even to end them if I go back to what I should be doing, here is a bird for you.

She is Libby, an English amateur who looks so sweet and innocent. Until you see the size of the dildo she is playing with! Take a look here.

Some tatoos

Country Girl. Adults Only

Well as you all know I can never resist posting pics of a babe with a bike. This one is a bit special. The lovely Country Girl is a genuine english amateur and the pics were taken out in the Great English countryside. To see a lot more of this genuine English amateur babe just take a look here.

And these. Adults Only

And these pics in this gallery would have ended up on Simply Upskirt. Instead, today, as a special treat, and because I am being Lazy, they are on here. Take another look at the lovely Karrin here.

You don't always get the best. Adults Only

Now on this site you don't alway get to see the best galleries I post. These usually end up on one of my other sites because they get five times the visitors that this one does and earn me money. This site is more of a hobby, sort of a private site where I post what I want to post and put the birds on that don't fit on the other sites.

But today it is taking ages to upload pictures and I'm feeling like crap so anything I find will end up on here. Like this bird Karrin for instance. She would normally be on Simply Babes but today she is on here. Not only does she have an amazing bum the body is pretty fit as well. Enjoy all the pics here.

My aplogies again. Adults Only

I just want to apologise in advance if today's offering is not up to scratch. I am not very well at all, had to come home from work because I was sick, had the shits and ached all over. I am writing this in a bit of a daze and feeling pretty awful so you will just have to put up with what you get. To start with we have Kat getting her kit off. See all the pics here.

Nice bike, nice blonde. Adults Only

Just by way of a change here is a babe draped all over a nice bike. Enjoy the pics here.

Victoria Silvstedt Upskirt

Well once again I have absolutely no idea who this bird is or what she does. But she is famous so people type her name in search engines and she is also flashing her gash so that's enough to get her on here.


So for all you Victoria Silvstedt fans here she is flashing her pussy in these upskirt photo's. That's right Victoria Silvstedt in upskirt photo's not wearing any panties.

Anna Friel Upskirt

Now these pics bring back memories. About ten years ago, when Anna Friel used to live with Darren Day in Chiswick, I had to pick her up in my cab and take her to The Hilton Park Lane.

When the poison midget, as she was known to the drivers, got into the car she asked me to turn the heating up in the back. She then immediately lifted her dress, just like in the pics, trying to warm her snatch up I guess, and I got a full flash of her pussy. Maybe if she wore knickers she wouldn't get so cold.

Anyway it seems Anna Friel lifting her dress in a car and revealing her bare snatch isn't that unusual. So, for all you celebrity watchers, here is Anna Friel showing her pussy.

New islamic dress code

Sometimes it is hard to believe that the followers of the islamic cult only make up about 2% of our population. The way they are treated by this government, curtailed to and put above the rest of the population and followers of real religions is beyond belief.

There is an islamic girls school in Leicster that, to meet it's legal obligations, is taking 10% of it's pupils from proper religions. However they have decided that islamic head scarves are part of the uniform and are insisting that everyone has to wear them! And this sad sorry excuse for a government is allowing them to get away with it!

Now what would happen if muslims at Christian schools were told they had to wear a cross? These islamic cultists would be out on the streets threatening to kill people!

It is a complete disgrace.

Emma Bunton

I saw former spice girl Emma Bunton on strictly come dancing earlier and was quite impressed. I have never really had a good look at her before but she is actually quite fit with a nice pair of bristols on her.

So I figured that if I were to find a few pics of Emma Bunton with her tits out or Emma Bunton upskirt pics I might get a few visitors from Strictly come dancing fans, Emma Bunton fans or Spice Girl fans.

So off I went, searching for Emma Bunton naked, Emma Bunton topless, Emma Bunton upskirt, I tried them all. All I could find were two upskirt pics of Emma Bunton and these others. Bit I bet I get a lot more hits now!

Smokers go for free!. Adults Only

Yes, you are not seeing things. If you smoke you can enjoy a week in Corfu and it will cost you nothing! How? Well read on.

Thanks to Billy Liar and Gordon Brown we have the highest taxes in Europe. Because of them a carton of 200 cigarettes is about £51. Now in Corfu they are from £17 to £20, Embassy Regal cost me £19.90 for 200.

But Corfu is part of Greece and Greece is in the EU. Which means you can bring back 3200 fags, 16 cartons.

A weel in Corfu in May, early June, late September or early October will cost you about £250. If you don't hire a car and just relax on the beach or by the pool, have a midday meal, a steak at night and drink all day you will still only spend about £250 to £300.

If you bring back your full fag allowance you will save about £31 per carton, that is £496! Plus you wont be using gas and electricity at home, buying food at home etc and will save at least another £50

So, the holiday will cosy about £550 and you will save £550 on something you would buy anyway! So the holiday is free!

I didn't realise this until too late so only had enough money left to buy 10 packs so only saved £310. But now I know and will be enjoying free holidays on a regular basis! Everytime I run out of fags I will go abroad to buy them.

This also has the great advantage of me not having to give my hard earned money to Gordon Brown so he can give it away to ethnic minorities so I win both ways. And it is completely legal!!!

Here is a babe saving up for her next holiday.

I'm Back!. Adults Only

Well, after seven days of in Corfu I am back off of my holiday, and it was great. So good in fact that I am going back next year. Paleokastritsa must be one of the most beautiful places on earth. Food and drink are dirt cheap, the weather is fantastic, the people extremely friendly and the scenery fantastic.

Once all the photo's have been downloaded I will post some of them on here so you can see for yourself. Best of all, if you smoke, I will be telling you how you can go for free! Yes that's right, smokers can have a week in this place and it will cost them absolutely nothing! I will tell you how later.

In the mean time I guess you have all been missing your regular supply of crumpet. So here is English babe Alexandra getting her tits out for you. Enjoy her here.

Key words

If you want to get visitors to a web site you have to have key words. These are the words that when people type them into a search engine bring epople to your site. Depending on your key words you get a different sort of visitor. So I have put together a list of keywords and the sort of people who will visit you if you use them.

Minger: Cherie Blair fans.

Diving: Chelsea and Portugese football fans.

Liars: Tony Blair, Ken Livingstone and New Labour fans.

Fraudulent: People looking for the Labour party mainifesto.

Personal Freedom: Security forces from all over the world.

Gutter Press: Sun and Mirror readers.

Marijuana: One time visitors because they will never remember your site address again.

Rucksacks: muslims

Slave Trade: Eastern Europeans looking for work.

Big Brother: Saddo's with no friends.

Celebrity Upskirt: Saddo's with credit cards.

Sheep: Welshmen

Bargain: Scotsmen

Unemployed: John Prescott.

Skool Gurls: Anyone who learnt English under New Labour's education policy.

Finally, whatever you do, don't mention, fat, Macdonalds, Nuclear war, Iran, oil, racism, arrogant, obnoxious or friendly fire. Because once the yanks turn up you can never get rid of them again.

Do you like?

Do you like birds in lingerie and stockings? It's okay if you do, don't worry about it. Being gay is not compulsory yet. It is going to become compulsory to be gay if Billy Liar and his New Taxes party have their way but at the moment lusting after fit crumpet is still not illegal.

So if you do you can look at English amateur Rose Wood posing in her stockings and lingerie and spreading her legs just by clicking here.

Or if you want to see more crumpet posing in lingerie and stockings, getting their kit off, flashing their knickers etc then you should visit our sister site Simply Legs.

Another complaint about this site.

Yes I have had another complaint about the site. A while back I said something about Welshmen being sheep shaggers. Now half a dozen sheep have written in wanting to know what makes me think they would go anywhere near a Welshman.

Why do I do it?

So why do I sit here straining my eyes trying to find pics of hot babes for you to look at and trying to keep you amused?

Well, firstly it gives me an excuse to trawl through hundreds of galleries of fit birds each month. Secondly it allows me to have a bit of a rant aboit the things that piss me off. Thirdly it gives me something to do when the customised Rothmans have kicked in and my hands are aching after too much racing.

But just lately there is another reason for keeping my sites updated. I now get, between the four sites, 3 to 4 thousand visitors a week. Some of these people spend money!

Earlier in the year I banked some dollar cheques which, after being ripped off by the bank, came to about £60. At home here I have another two which come to about £50. On the way is this months cheque which is for just over £100.

Basically by sitting here enjoying myself and spending about 4 hours a week updating my sites I have paid for my holiday in Corfu next week. Which seems like a good deal to me!

Eve. Adults Only

Just another example of a fine English brunette. this eighteen year old hottie leaves nothing to the imagination as she strips out of her black lingerie and reveal her lovely naked body. See for yourself in this great full size gallery.

An example. Adults Only

This fit blonde, Tavia, is just an example of the sort of bird you can find on sister site Simply Babes. You can take a closer look at this blonde glamour model here.

Where has she gone?

Sorry if I am boring you

I must apologise to all my regular visitors if I am boring you. I have featured three celebrity slappers in a row because I am off on holiday Tuesday so need to keep the saddo celebrity watchers interested while I am away.

So here we have blonde tart Paris Hilton getting out of a car and showing us something we have all seen a thousand times before. yes it is Paris Hilton flashing her gash. Paris Hilton baring her beaver. Paris Hilton with no knickers on flashing her bare pussy! What a change that is!

Anyone wanting to see more of Paris Hilton's pussy, Abi Titmuss's snatch, Kelly Brook's kebab and lots more upskirt shots and galleries should visit our sister site Simply Upskirt.

If that wasn't enough

If the pic of Kelly Brook flashing her bare snatch wasn't enough to have all you celebrity watchers creaming your jeans then how about this upskirt pic of Abi Titmuss? Yes, Englands most famous happy slapper "accidently" shows her pussy again as she climbs out of a car. Doesn't she get bored with it? Can't she afford knickers? Anyway, for those of you interested, here is Abi Titmuss flashing her shaved naked pussy as she climbs out of a car.

Well it worked

Yes, by putting some pics of so called celebrities on here I have attracted more visitors, about 30 a day at the moment. So it's time to put some more on and see if I can get anymore sad bastards here. So to start with we have Kelly Brook baring her beaver as she gets out of a car. Thats right, Kelly Brooks showing her shaved pussy as she gets out of a car! The excitement is almost too much for me!

Fit blonde. Adults Only

And now another one, this time a blonde in white lingerie. Enjoy her here.

Julia Bond. Adults only

Just another babe with a fit body for you to emjoy. See all the pics here.

Brunette Teen. Adults Only

There is something about this eighteen year old cutie that gets me going. See all of the pics here.

Slutty Brunette. Adults Only

This slutty brunette is Judy Star. she is a real dirty bitch as you will see if you take a look at this explicit gallery.

Wimbledon this afternoon. Adults Only

Well the entire staff of PMT are off to Wimbledon this afternoon to watch the V8's in action. Now they won't look anything like this V8. But if you are a bird that looks anything like this one then come and say hello. We will be on the back straight. Just take your clothes off and we will find you. and if the site photographer remembers his camera this time we will take some pics!

Tempted? Adults Only

If I have to explain why this pic is on here then I have to refer you to the site description at the top of the page where it says "No hairdressers allowed"

Anyway does this gorgeous pout belong to?

a) Cherie Blair

or

b) Nineteen year old Lia

Find out here.

Double Delight. Adults Only

I have just had an enviromental friendly Rothmans. It was full of grass! So now I can't be bothered to flick back and forth between my differnt sites. Which means you are going to have to look at some birds that would have been on other sites. Like these two who were originally destined for Simply Babes. See all the pics here.

Eva. Adults Only

See all the pics here.

Najra. Adults Only

i can't be bothered with lots of typing this morning so you will just have to put up with some pics of naked and half naked birds. Sorry about that. If you don't like it tough, go somewhere else. Here is brunette Najra, from Eastern Europe somewhere. See all the pics here.

Is it illegal? Adults Only

Is it illegal to ask if you get many of these to the pound I do I have to do it in Kilo's?

Here is some real crumpet. Adults only

After the pics of the celebrity mingers I figured it was time for some real crumpet. So here is the very lovely Josie. Enjoy here here.

Is it a good move?

You might be wondering if it is a good move to try and get people to the site by showing pictures of celebrities flashing then slagging them off because of how sad they are to be looking for pics like that in the first place. But I think I'm safe.

A third of them will be from places like Turkey, China and Bradford and wont speak a word of English anyway.

Another third will be from America and will be able to read English but won't understand that I am taking the piss out of them.

The rest will have been educated under Billy Liar and his New Taxes Party and wont be able to read it anyway.

They really are sad.

No this bird I have heard of. Paris Hilton. If you are on the Internet you can hardly not of heard of her. I bet everybody in the world has had a spam e-mail offering to show you Paris Hilton in a hardcore video.

There are pics of her everywhere, and video's, and video clips, showing every inch of her, showing her having full sex, with men and women. The full monty.

So why are there hundreds of thousands of idiots searching the web looking for a pic of her accidently showing her nipple? But there are. so, once again, just for the saddo's out there. Here is Paris Hilton showing her nipple in a nipple slip photo!

Sophie Monk has nipples!

Once again I haven't a clue who this tart is but she is supposed to be famous and sad gits all around the world are searching the Internet in a quest to prove that she has nipples! And surprise, surprise, she does! And here is one of them.

So roll up, roll up all you sad gits, here is Sophie Monk showing one of her nipples. Now please don't get too excited and whatever you do don't look at any of the galleries on this site.

Because if you get that excited about a flash of nipple some of the birds on here will give you a heart attack.

Lucy Clarkson Topless!

So who is Lucy Clarkson then? I hope you know because I have not got the faintest idea! All I know is that she is supposed to be famous and she is not that hard to look at, especially with her tits out. So for all you sad gits who come on the Internet just to see famous birds with their tits out here is Lucy Clarkson topless.

Road Safety

They are now looking at much tougher driving tests for eighteen year olds because they say it will save 1000 lives a year. And the new speed cameras will save hundreds of lives. The new law about child seats will apparantly save up to 2000 lives.

Now last year their were about 2500 deaths on our roads. Which means very soon we are going to have to start digging up dead bodies, giving them a driving licence then listing their death as a motoring accident just to get the figures to add up!

Complaining works!

After seeing the disgusting photographs of our peace loving muslim neigbours protesting they were not violent by calling for the death of The Pope outside Westminster Cathederal I e-mailed the Police and made an official complaint.

The next day I read in the paper that after the police had recieved 25 complaints that they were going to arrest the man who organised the demonstration.

Now given that this man was a criminal, he and his fellow demenstrators should have been nicked anyway and it shouldn't have needed people to make official complaints. But he wasn't, so we complained and now he is getting nicked!

If more people bothered to complain then maybe this country might not be in quite as much mess as it is.

Here is the News.

Last week members of the religious cult going by the name of islam were deeply offended because the pope quoted an ancient passage that called their cult violent.

muslims all over the world leaped to the defence of their twisted beliefs and proved how peace loving they are by burning flags, calling for the death of The Pope, killing a nun and threatening violence to anybody who dared to disagree with them.

You might see more

You might start to see more celebrities on this site, female ones anyway. Despite not having a clue who she is I put a pic on of some bird called Lindsay Lohan flashing her kebab getting out of a car. And I got loads more visitors! So, now and again you might see a photo of some celebrity tart on here, purely and simply to get me more hits to the site. Some of them might be fit as well if all goes to plan.

Sniffer Dogs

England supporter

A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.
While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt
and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I
would like this for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the
head and says, "Go talk to your mother."
So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in
hand and finds his mother.
Mum?"
”Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like
this shirt for my birthday".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head
twice and says, "Go talk to your father."
Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like
this shirt for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head 4
times and says:
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards home.
The father turns to his son and says;
"Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says,
"Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies,
"I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate
you German Bastards"

Best Joke this month! Thank you angus.

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and
walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.
They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have
just one question about what I have seen in America.
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."

The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese,
but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't
any Iranians on Star Trek."

President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered
back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

It's now official.

Anybody who has read anything on this site will know that there is no way I would ever vote Labour, not even if my life depended on it. I'd rather die poor and happy than poor and unhappy like the socialists want.

I could also never vote Liberal because they are just as bad, except instead of giving my hard earned money to the rich and immigrants the Liberals will give it to the sort of people who load up their four by four with push bikes so they can spend Sunday afternoons saving the planet.

And the Conservatives are just as bad now that "call me Dave" is in charge. He flew all the way to Norway or somewhere, using untold amounts of fuel, to pose for a picture and announce he wants to save the planet.

All three main parties have an agenda, they want to continue in their highly paid jobs, no matter what it takes. Not one of them has any interest whatsover in what the vast majority of us want.

I want crime sorted out, I want the scum who prey on innocent people kept off of the streets. I want the war on motorists to end, I want the government to do something about the idiots on the road rather than using speed camera to fleece innocent people.

I want Class A drug dealers locked away for a long time and treated like the scum they are. I want this country sorted out, kids to learn to read and write, good healthcare. I don't have kids but I have a niece and I want her to grow up and live in a safe society with rules and values rather than the shit hole that New Labour have turned this country into.

There is only one political party offering anything like that. The BNP. So they will now get my vote. If anyone reading this doesn't like it thats fine. You are welcome to go somwhere else, as is any foreigner, whatever their colour, who comes into this country and doesn't like our rules.

Goverment web site

I am starting a campgain to force the government to add a disclaimer to their official web site. I want them to state.

"Any views expressed on this website are our own personal views and in no way reflect the wishes of the public"

Meeting my quota. Adults Only

This bird is on here for one reason, I probably need to meet my quota. I don't know if there is a law saying that I have to feature a certain amount of ethnic sluts in amongst my selection of white English sluts but I am not taking any chances!

Given the amount of new laws being bought in by Billy Liar and his New Taxes party there very likely is, one a day so far but he only has a short while to go so that is bound to go up as he seeks to impose as much control over us as possible before becoming a full time lap dog for George Bush, there very likely is. Then there are the new regulations passed by the EU everyday and impsoed upon us against our will.

So I am not taking any chances. I would recommend that you all take a look, just in case your computer is being watched and you fall foul of the law as well. You don't want to be accused of racism do you?

Unless of course you are a member of an ethnic minority. In which case the law will not apply to you.