This is Monika. Adults Only

Yet another babe from this new site. This time a fairly passable brunette. Take a good look at her hot body here.

I am impressed. Adults Only

Just been having a look through these new galleries and so far I am impressed. I haven't yet found a minger! See all of this blonde here.

Just signed up. Adults Only

In the interests of bringing you the reader the best crumpet available on the Internet we have just signed up to another content supplier. We haven't studied it properly yet but it seems to have some rather nice fit birds on it.

Here is one of them, a young lady named Nicki. See much more of her here.

Our weekend. Adults Only

As you all know Peter and I went away at the weekend to meet a couple of twins and we had a great time. While Peter and his one did their thing me and the other one went to bed at five on Friday afternoon and got up at two the next afternoon. Then went back to bed at five again and back up at two Sunday afternoon.

Anyway I thought it only fair to show you the pics of my one. At least I think it is her. Once I found the wet spot I took my glasses off and after that it really didn't matter what she looked like!

See the pics here.

Reality Check. Adults Only

When Peter has been boring you with his opinion of the turds who run this country he has been posting some pics of some nice fit birds.

Now that is all well and good and yes they are nice to look at but come on get real! Are any of you ever going to pull something like that again? In your dreams maybe but thats it!

You are all old. You have no chance. And even if you did she would kill you within a week. Lets face it most of you would happily settle for this minger here!

Wolf left the trains alone! Adults Only

Well there is a miracle. Wolf left his train set alone long enough to play with Jana! I am impressed!

It's not a real train set he has. It's better! It's on the PC and he is making his own layout, his own towns, naming the pubs, building the roads, everything! And you get to drive trains round it as well which is cool.

But he is always playing with it! He is as bad as Slezy with his baby oil and Peter with his racing. But he enjoys it so why not? At least he wont risk going blind like Slesy!

But here is an idea Wolf. How about putting something like this on the layout?

He leaves all the important stuff to me! Adults Only

It's all very well Peter going off on one with all this serious stuff but when he does he neglects the other stuff. which means more work for me.

The applicants for the job at Angels Bar in Paleocastritsa, Corfu have been flodding in but he has been so caught up in saving the country that he hasn't bothered to introduce them to you. So I guess I will have to do it.

This one is Karrin. A foreign bird I think. I have no idea where she comes from. Between her legs like the rest of them I presume.

Anyway, see what you think here.

Good old Jeremy Clarkson. Adults Only

The comic, sorry, The Mirror, was having a shit hernia today because Jeremy Clarkson was seen driving down the A40 at 70mph talking on his phone! he was a disgrace, a danger to the public and when you see him coming you should all lock up your daughters. They even mentioned it in the editorial.

Now were he driving a six speed manual and cutting through traffic with a phone in his hand the coverage this sad sorry excuse for a newspaper gave it would be excessive. But he wasn't. He was driving in a straight line, and more importantly driving an automatic.

Now if it is as dangerous as The Mirror claim for him to hold a phone in his left hand while driving then is it not just as dangerous for everybody driving a manual to take their hand off of the wheel to change gear? Are they now going to demand all manual cars are banned?

Or was all the fuss just because it was Jeremy Clarkson who just happens to write a column for their biggest rivals, the Sun?

Here is a bird.

Talking of being ashamed. Adults Only

Talking of being ashamed anybody who voted Liberal should hang their heads after their performance this week. In their Election campaign they promised to let us have a referendum on the EU, just like the New Taxes party did. But when it came to the vote and the chance to deliver what they promised what did they do?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They were ordered by the party to abstain.

Why was this? Do the promises they made the voters mean nothing? We expect that from Labour because they are socialists and socialism is all about lies and dictatorship. But from the Liberals?

By abstaining they effectively stopped the referendum in it's tracks and at the same time proved that they have no coherent policies, no opinions and no respect whatsoever for the British public.

Here is a bird.

My budget predictions. Adults Only

Well this time last year Gordon Brown was in charge of the budget. Do you remember? He cut income tax by 2%. He also scrapped the base rate of 10% which means that anyone earning less than £18,000 now pays more tax and anyone earning more pays less. Another kick in the nuts for the poor from New Labour.

So what can the poor expect this time? How much more of our money will Labour want to buy votes and keep us where they want us, dirt poor? What will Mr Darling do to us this time?

Well for a start your fags will go up. Of course this will be because of health reasons. Or so he will claim. In fact everytime cigarettes go up all that happens is even more people buy cheap imports from abroad, many of them pirates from eastern Europe, which cause even bigger health problems. And who buys these cheap fags? Mainly the poor, who can no longer afford the real thing.

And alcohol will go up as well. But he wont stick £10 a bottle on Champagne. No he will put the price of a pint up, and a glass of wine. Because if he stops the poor from being able to afford a drink then drunkeness will go down. Or so he will claim, totally ignoring the fact that the poor can't afford to drink very much anyway.

Then fuel will go up as well, the excuse being that they want us to all use buses and save the environment. And leave more room on the roads for their chauffer driven Limousines. Once again this most affects the poor. Not only because we have to pay more for our petrol but also because dearer fuel puts the price of everything else up.

I predict it will be a typical New Taves party budget. One where the rich get richer and the poor got poorer. If you are a Labour voter you should hang your head in shame.

Here is a bird.

Wolf's new seat cover. Adults Only

Well as we thought Jana does make a great seat cover for Wolf's bike. Here she is in all her glory draped all over it. Which should shut Castonya up!

Click on the pic to get a better look. To see the rest of her click here.

Copyright Wolf. 2008

Linda Lusardi

Number 90 in the top 100 searched for women was Linda Lusardi. This is one I have actually heard of. She was voted best page 3 girl ever last year and is one of the very few women I have seen that still looks pretty fit and shagable at forty five.

Oddly enough I can't find any pics of Linda Lusardi topless or flashing her knickers which is a bit odd considering that is what she is famous for!

But here she is as she looks now anyway.

New road safety device.

A new seatbelt was released on the market today. Experts say that when used in the manner shown it can cut accidents by fifty percent.

Cant believe the size of this photo! Adults Only

This bird is on here purely because of the size of the photo's. They are huge! Take a look here.

Davina Macall

Here finally are the pics of Davina Macall.

Ever wondered why your taxes are so high?

Have you ever wondered why you have to give the government so much of your hard earned money in Taxes? Well this will help explain why.

Because Peter no longer gets SSP he has to have income support. This is done through his local job centre at Twickenham, whose postal address is in Croydon. So any letters he sends are picked up from the post box, taken to Twickenham sorting office, next door to the job centre, then sent to Croydon, put into a van and sent back to Twickenham.

When he sends in his sick certificate he has to send it to Wandsworth and Lambeth job centre, whose postal address is in Preston!

So it gets picked up from the post box, taken to Twickenham sorting office, sent to Preston then returned to Wandsworth before being sent to Croydon and sent back to Twickenham.

And I am not winding you up. That is the gods honest truth.

Top 100

To celebrate International Womens day MSN have compiled a list of the top 100 searched for women in the UK over the past six months. God there are some dogs in there! Marianne Faithful for instance. Why would anybody in their right mind want to look at her now the worms have been at her?

So, in the interests of getting hold of the credit cards of the sort of perverts who search for celebrity women on the Internet, I am going to feature some of them, as and when I feel like it.

At number 99 we have an ex minger of the month, Davina McCall. This talentless bimbo used to be on TV all the time, presumably because she shagged the right people, but lately we have been blessed with not seeing a lot of her.

As usual I looked for Davina McCall topless and Davina McCall knickerless and Davina McCall having lesbian sex. I didn't find any but I did find some pics of Davina McCall showing a lot of cleveage and Davina McCall upskirt showing her knickers.

Unfortunately I can't post them at the moment though because, as is usual since google took over Blogger, the server won't upload them!

Well if? Adults Only

Well if we are going to be labelled an adult site I guess it won't hurt to have some crumpet on here will it? This brunette babe is Tiffany Brookes from Hustlers Barely Legal site.

See a lot more of here.

This site is officially a porn site!

Yes, according to google this site is a porn site and can only be viewed by people over eighteen. The same with MSN. Unless you alter your settings to allow adult content then this site won't appear in any searches.

But what do we have on here that you won't find in the Sun newspaper?

Yes we have half naked women. So does the Sun. We have links to porn sites. The Sun has adverts for porn sites and charges them to advertise.

The only thing you will find on this site that is not in the Sun is the truth. So why isn't the Sun considered an adult publication and only available to over eighteens?

I am Confused.

As I said a while back we apparantly have a binge drinking problem in this country. The governments solution? Put the price of alcohol up. Which leaves me very confused.

Are they saying that we have a binge drinking problem or are they saying that poor people have a binge drinking problem? If the problem is just among more people then yes I can see that putting up prices would help.

However I don't believe that the problem is just among more people. In fact my experience from driving mini cabs leads me to believe the opposite is true. The kids who I used to pick up from the clubs in Kingston, the kids fightinmg every Friday and saturday evening and turning Kingston town centre into a war zone were not poor. The poor can't afford the entrance fee to these clubs let alone the extortionate price of drinks.

So if the problem is not just confined to poor people then how does putting up the price of alcohol for everybody help?

It doesn't. It's just the latest excuse from the New Taxes party to take even more of our money. If you are a Labour voter or supporter you should hang your head in shame.

Racism alive and well.

Well as I am sure many of you already know, despite us having a multicultural society, racism is alive and well. To prove this the Welsh Parliament has just decided to abolish car parking charges at hospitals.

Now I don't have a problem with them abolishing what is basically just a tax on being ill but why should the Welsh get free parking when the English don't? Why do they get free prescriptions when the English don't?

The answer is of course because they have their own Parliament whereas the English don't. Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland all have their own Parliament and are considered countries in their own right. England doesn't have one and is considered just a part of the United Kingdom.

Except when it comes to taxes. Then we in England are considered just a cash cow and are taxed unmercilessly so that these other countries can enjoy priviledges that we are not allowed.

The Welsh, the Scots or the Irish getting things that we don't is discrimination. Because they get these things because of their nationality and we don't get them because of ours then this can only be desribed as racial discrimination. Which is not only illegal under UK law but also under European law.

So when can we expect to see the entire government in the dock being prosecuted for it?

Weekend Away

I couldn't help thinking of that old saying "while the cats away the mice will play" when Pete and Castonya said they were off for the weekend.

Anyway now that they have gone I thought I'd post a pic of the mice at play.

International Women's Day

If you read the earlier post you will all know that its International Womens day tommorrow.
We all know how much they like shopping so I have an idea for a new shop just for women.

Husband Mart ....!!!

A store called Husband Mart that sells husbands.
Women can go there and choose a husband from among many men.
The store consists of 6 floors. As you open the door to any floor you can choose a man from that floor or Choose to go up to the next floor.
But you cannot go back down to a previous floor, except to exit the
building.

So a woman goes to Husband Mart to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself,
"Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further
up?"
So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself,
"That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"
And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
Good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
And up she goes again.
The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids are extremely good looking,
and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!"
And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be waiting
me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.


The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists, solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

Peter off for a weekend of sex

I just received this pic from Castonya of Peter on his way to HarrinGAY.






 

Before I go.

I forgot, I promised to post some pics of Corfu for somebody. So here they are.

We are away for the weekend. Adults Only

Well Castonya and I are off to sunny Harringay for the weekend. We have a double date with a Gemini! We are also under strict orders that we have to be waiting for them naked in their bed when they get home from work. Which I guess makes us sex objects! Cool!

What this means is that for the next couple of days you will be entirely in Mr Slezy's greasy hands.

So enjoy this blonde bird while you have the chance.

Who are you calling an idiot? Adults Only

Well the cheek of it! Castonya calling me an idiot! Okay he has a point about Wolf, he was the worlds worse official photographer. But why have a go at me?

And yes he has a point about the bike seat. But Wolf assures me he has is own carrying handle and that the lady just sits in front of him and he plugs it in. Then no matter how fast or hard he rides she doesn't fall off.

Here is another bird.

Idiots or what? Adults Only

Now whilst I agree that Jana is a bit of a babe and would grace the back seat of any bike there seems to be one thing that Wolf and Peter have overlooked. Take a good look at the picture of the bike and see if you can work out what they missed?

Have you got it yet?

Yes that is it! The bike doesn't actually have a back seat! Now why am I not surprised? After all we are talking about that idiot Peter here and don't forget that Wolf was the official site photographer who never actually got round to remembering his camera let alone taking any pictures!

But have another look at Jana anyway.

I have my own account now. Adults Only

Yes, that Castonya has finally let me have my own account now so you can tell it is me writing just by looking at the name at the bottom of the post.

To celebrate here is another gallery of Jana, the bird who will look good on the back of Wplf's bike.

Enjoy her here.

Seat cover. Adults Only

Well Wolf has been looking out for a new seat cover for his bike, pictured below, and it looks like we have found one for him. We found her on our sister site, Simply Upskirt.

What do you think? Would she enhance the appearance? Would she look good on the back of the bike? Take a look here and see for yourself. Or visit Simply Upskirt here and see all the lovely ladies he had to choose from.

Green lies are now killing people. Adults Only

A while back now, in a concerted effort to find yet another excuse for more taxes, governments throughout the world started the global warming myth.

And make no mistake it is a Myth. There is not one shred of evidence to suggest it actually exists or that if it does our way of life is responsible. There are far more scientists dismissing the idea than there are agreeing with it but global warming and impending disasters make good headlines. So that is all the papers and TV report.

But now, what started off as a money making exercise, has become very dangerous and is actually killing people.

There is a world wide shortage of wheat. Stockpiles are at the lowest level since the war. Why? Because instead of using the wheat for food we are using it to make bio fuels. And because wheat is short that pushes up the price of rice, a food that two thirds of the worlds population rely on just to survive.

In the west we spoend around 15% of our income on food. So when prices go up it is a pain but we don't starve. In a lot of countries people spend upwards of 50% of their income on food and in many cases a big price rise means they can't afford to eat.

Thanks to the lies about global warming spread by the green welly brigade this is the situation we are in now. Just so that these idiots can feel good about themselves people are now starving to death throughout the world!

Here is a tree hugger.

They sold us down the river. Adults Only

Did you see what happened in the house of commons Wednesday evening? Those lying scum in the labour party decided we are not going to have a referendum on the EU constitution even though nearly 90% of us want one. And they promised it in their election manifesto.

So now a man who was never elected is not going to give us a chance to have our say before he signs away even more of our rights to Brussels.

If you are a labour supporter or voted labour then you should be ashamed of yourself for helping this bunch of hypocritical, self serving fascists to get into power.

Here is a bird.

Hello Mr Slezy

Good evening Mr Slezy, nice to see you here. Sorry about that Peter saying you were lazy last night and slagging you off but you know what he is like!

I told him! He should be grateful that I got him any help at all! Even if I did find a lazy bastard whgo spends half is life with a bottle of baby oil in one hand and a box of kleenex in the other.

And good posts. See you worked out how to do the pictures. I struggled with that at first as well. Until I worked out that if you click add picture it lets you add a picture. Still you got there in the end! Well done! Now you just have to learn to tick the box that says small!

How to keep your women.

Banks

If your not happy with your bank, join me at mine.
They even pay me to leave a deposit.

Summers coming

I now know who Alex Curran is!

She is the blonde bimbo married to Steven Gerrard, the scouse footballer who plays well for his club but can't seem to be bothered when he plays for England.

She also writes a column in The Mirror and if you read it you will understand why she married a millionaire. She has no chance of making a living off of her own talents!

My advice Alex is stick to what you do best, flashing your knickers at photographers. So here, again, we have Alex Curran flashing her knickers. What a tart!

Taken with my phone!

This pic is of Wolf's bike, taken with my mobile phone! Basically I think my phone is actually a camera with a phone built in rather than the other way round! Once I work out how to use it the pics will be awesome!

Have Lloyds gone mad? Adults Only

Up until recently a had a Lloyds TSB gold bank account. But I just upgraded to a Platinum acount basically because it gives full AA cover including home start and relay for an extra account charge of £60 a year which is £30 less than I was going to pay to upgrade my cover anyway.

My bank account now costs me £194 a year which sounds a lot of money but isn't. The full AA package that I now have and now need would cost me £160. The mobile phone insurance that comes with the account would cost me £40 a year. My debit card is protected by Sentinal for free so if it gets lost or stolen anywhere in the world one phone call gets me a relacement and a cash advance if I need it.

Then there is the holiday insurance. I and whoever is with me is covered by it, anywhere in the world. And I have lung cancer remember. How much is that saving me? Basically yes I could get free banking, but I would be so much worse off!

But because I now have a platinum account I have to have a new debit card. And it arrived today. Now my old card, the gold one, looks the part. When I get it out people can see that I don't have the bargain basement bank account and that I was a proper paying customer. Now because the platinum account is the next step up and I am only one rung away from being up their with the elite, the premier account holders, I was expecting something flashy!

What did I get? A poxy white bit of plastic with a sodding black horse on it is what I got! I'm gutted! Have LLoyds gone stark raving mad? £194 a year and they expect me to use something that looks like that? I really am not happy and will be making a complaint!

Here is a bird.

So where is Slezy then? Adults Only

I came on here tonight having been told by Castonya that we have some help. I don't see too many signs of it! Do you? Two posts is it? In a week! He's either found the baby oil or got a job!

Mind you it is better than our token woman and token African is doing. She hasn't even got round to accepting the invitation yet let alone posting anything!

I didn't tell you about her did I? Well I figured it might be an idea to have a womans touch now and again but then realised there were no foreigners here and we might get nicked so I figured kill two birds with one stone and have a token African woman! A South African to be exact!

But as I say she is being typically African. Too bloody lazy to actually do anything!

So, while these fit healthy people sit back and watch us us sick people do all the work.

Here is a bird.

Another Policy. Deal with crime. Adults Only

Yes that is my next manifesto promise. Deal with crime. Yes I know everybody says it but they don't have any intention of actually doing it. Criminals and thugs are now such a large percentage of our society that the others won't crack down on them in case it costs them their vote!

A while back Richmond Council had a problem with drunks sleeping on the benches on Twickenham Green. What was their solution? They took the benches away! Brilliant! So now the drunks lay on the grass and nobody has anywhere to sit. Not the disabled, the elderly, kids or even a healthy adult out enjoying a walk and who just fancies a sit down.

Why penalise everybody because of the actions of a few? Why not deal with the problem? Thats what I mean by Deal with crime. Inconveniance the criminals and the anti-socials and make them suffer, not everybody else.

Apparantly we have a huge problem with alcohol abuse at the moment. It must be huge because every newspaper is giving almost as much space to it as they did to that other hugely important subject. A soldier called Harry actually doing his job and being a soldier. And this governments solution? Put the price up and make the other 99% of us pay more for our drink. Another great idea from the New Taxes party!

Can it really be that difficult to solve problems and sort out the minority who make up the low life of our country without punishing everybody else? I don't think so.

Here is a bird.

Davy C. Adults Only

Good morning everybody, just. I think Castonya is safely locked away somewhere so I thought it safe to do an update. I told you a while back that somebody called Davy C has been leaving comments. Well this post is just for him.

Basically Davy I don't mind you nicking my ideas and using them in your own election bid. After all you don't seem to have any coherent policies of your own so you have to get some from somewhere if you are ever going to beat the thieving, lying, cheating scum that are holding power at the moment.

But if you do nick them then please give me the credit for them. And a nice cushy job with an expense account like you lot have. One where I can fiddle the figures and claim whatever I like and if I get caught retire with a huge pension.

And is this bird your daughter? It's just that she has the same name so I thought she might be.

Have a look here.

International Women’s Day!

Apparantly March the 8th is International Women’s Day. Is somebody taking the piss? International Women’s Day? They cannot be serious! Every day is womens day! Never in the history of mankind have men been so discriminated against and women so pampered!

A man wants a holiday so he works hard. A woman wants a holiday so she opens her legs and gets a man to pay for it. The same for anything else a man or woman wants. It is the same in the work place. A man wants promotion so he works hard. A woman wants a promotion and she shags the boss.

That is why there are so many women with their own business now. Men can't compete. A man wants to land a new client he has to work hard at it. A woman just shags him. How is that fair?

It's about time this all changed. Lets get women back where they belong, in the kitchen and at home looking after the kids. lets make it illegal to pay a woman more than £7 an hour and keep them in the menial jobs they are best suited for and let the superior male do the important jobs and make the decisions. And while we are at it stop them voting as well.

International Women’s Day? What a joke!

Holly Willoughby and BT .....

I thought I was to receive the 'light relief' you spoke of in the form of that redhead a few posts down, not giving it to all the readers.


Anyway, I really have to agree with you about BT, they sell you a nice
broadband package of up to 4 mb, for whatever price, only for you to
find out that the maximum that you actually get is 256kb, because thats
the maximum that your telephone socket can handle, and when you 
question them about it they refer you to the wording of your 
contract.
'UP TO'. Well that says it all don't you think?
Maybe BT really stands for 'Broadband Terrible'.


With regards to the last post, and the two questions asked, I can easily answer them.
Holly Willoughby's tits sure look like 'a million dollars' to me.
And.
Holly Willoughby of course. I'm sure she is the one laughing, all the way to the bank.....
Can't wait to feast my eyes on that 'pair' as I'm sure most of you will agree.
We can all, I hope, see the picture posted here soon.

Are these worth a million?

I think the world has gone mad! A while back I mentioned the fuss about Holly Willoughby wearing a revealing dress on dancing on ice. Now an American magazine has offered here a million dollars to pose topless! Now as you can see from the pic she doesn't have a bad pair of tits but a million dollars? Is somebody having a laugh?

Talking of Corfu. Adults Only

With the new holiday season fast approaching Angels Pool in Paleocastritsa need some new bar staff. They are getting quite a few applicants from England so I have been asked to give them the once over and see if they are suitable.

And of course I will share them all with you. So here is the first one, a blonde from England named Christina.

Check out her credentials here.

New Selfridges store opens in Liverpool.

It is now March. Adults Only

Yes it is March already, will soon be Christmas! It also means that my next trip to Corfu is getting nearer! Once I get the all clear from the hospital I will be able to book it.

As a taster for what I can expect to see when I get there one of the barmaids at Angels Pool has sent me these pics of her in a bikini.

Enjoy what I will be looking at here.

Welcome Mr Slezy. Adults Only

We have a new editor on the site, Mr Slezy. He has promised to drag himself away from his stockpile of baby oil and kleenex long enough to post something on here now and again.

He has already made a couple of contributions which I know some of you enjoyed and I know you are all looking forward to hearing what he has to say in the future. And with him and Castonya providing the light relief it will of course leave me more time to concentrate on my election campaign!

Here is a bird.

You may have noticed. Adults Only

Another week, another lot of time to kill and another hundred or so galleries of half naked women to go through. Life is hard sometimes!

The observant amongst you may have noticed that the pics on this page have got smaller. Don't worry! Too much looking at the pics hasn't affected your eyesite. It has been done deliberately!

I was getting complaints from people with erzat broadband, the stuff that comes down a phone line rather than a cable, that the page was loading slowly. So I have reduced the size of the pics to make things quicker for these poor people. If you click on them you still get the same full size pics, it's just the preveiw on the page that is smaller.

But why should I have to do this? Why isn't there a law stopping BT and others from claiming what they are selling is broadband when it isn't?

You cannot get real broadband down a phoneline! To get real broadband you need cable. It is that simple. So why are they advertising their second rate, slow, unreliable connections as broadband? It is misleading and should be illegal.

Here is a bird.