I was reading somewhere, or one of us was, that England is rapidly becoming mixed race. All the different nationalities are breeding together and creating a new race, innit.
Now I am not so sure this is a good idea. It was experimented with and failed hundreds of years ago when we let the Welsh and the Irish mate.
We ended up with a whole tribe of people with ginger hair who cant speak a word of English and have a habbit of removing the wheels from anything capable of moving. We called them scousers and we even set up their own city for them and called it Liverpool. This came from the old Celtic word Liver that meant dodgy gene.
And do you think the ungrateful bastards will stay there? This is a whole breed of people that in any normal society would be segregated from the rest of us but letting them have their own space instead isn't enough for them! They want to inflict themselves on the rest of us!
If the Beatles weren't bad enough they also gave us Cilla Black and Ken Dodd! What did we do to deserve that? And their accent! Give them their due they do try to speak English but they are not very good at it and what ends up coming out of their mouths is an insult to the English language and extremely bad for your ears.
So when we get elected I am going to get Peter to take away their education budget. What is the point of trying to teach them anything when after all these years they haven't yet mastered the English language? It's a total waste of money.
Here is a bird.
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