That Peter makes me die! Adults Only

I am pretty sure that Peter should see a shrink. He honestly thinks that people come here to listen to him spout on about the government and what he will do when he runs the country! Poor man is deluded!

People come here for three reasons. To read what I have to say, to look at the crumpet and by mistake. But now I have the problem of trying to keep him safely locked away somewhere. How on Earth will I manage that?

Here is a bird to exercise with while I think about it.