A comparison between chimpanzees and homo sapiens.
By the appropriately named Cheeta the chimp.
So who evolved first?
Men spend their whole lives trying not to grow up, but they always do in the end.
Us chimps don’t (as mans own research has shown).
Us chimps have a faster eye to hand response time, greater short term and probably long term memory than you humans (again as shown by mans own research)
We can pick our noses, wank, scratch our arses and shag any female that happens to walk past, all without anyone batting an eyelid.
Can a man do this?
We live at the tops of the trees, so nobody pisses on us from a great height.
How about you humans?
Do you think its always rain when you get wet walking thru the trees where we live?
Some of us live amongst you humans, and the difference on who’s smarter is very pronounced.
Humans work hard everyday to keep themselves fed, housed and healthy.
Us chimps don’t (we’ve got humans to do that for us).
We don’t have to go looking for entertainment either (humans supply that as well), we have a great laugh watching all you humans parading past our windows, we call it HV (Human vision).
Then of course there is mans so called greatest achievement, getting off the planet into outer space.
Well, I think you’ll find that one of us chimps beat you humans to that, and guess who got to do all the hard work for us?
Yep you’ve got it, Man.
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