Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Newspapers announce the end of the world.

The Mirror - WE'RE DEAD!
The Sun - GOTCHA ALL!
The Sunday Times: Special Keepsake Magazine FREE Inside!
The News of the World - CHARLES AND CAMILLA SEX ROMP SHOCK!
The Guardian - NOBODY TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES
The Telegraph: Blair Responsible for Worst Ever End of the World
The Star: FORGET IT! WE'VE FILLED OUR PAGES WITH TITS
The Morning Star: CAPITALISM IS OVER!
The BBC: BILLIONS TO DIE - MANY BELIEVED TO BE BRITONS
ITV: Special Report Tonight By Trevor McDonald (Circumstances Permitting)
The Daily Mail: YOBS PART OF ARMAGGEDON PROBLEM
TV-AM: And later on Lorraine Kelly will be discussing with our fashion experts just what to wear when a world comes to an end.
QUESTION TIME: Join our panel who as usual will not not know in advance any of the questions. Well, (to applause and laughter) maybe just one of them!

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