Two women go out on a girlie night out and get terribly drunk.
As they wander, or rather stagger, homewards they both suddenly feel the call of nature. They are next to the graveyard at this point so they each duck behind a headstone to relieve themselves.
None have any tissue paper so the first one uses her knickers and throws them away.
The other one has a particularly expensive pair and doesn't want to do this - she sees a fresh grave that has a huge wreath and it is bound by a big soft ribbon, she uses that.
Next morning their two husbands meet up, the first one says:
"Hey, we need to keep an eye on our wives, mine came in last night without any knickers.
"You think that's bad?" says the other, "mine had her knickers on - it's just that inside them was a card that said "We'll Never Forget You - From All The Lads At The Fire Station"!
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