You have to hand it to them

You can say what you like about the musmims and the sheer hypocracy of most of them, but they have got it right with their women.

You never see an ugly one do you? Of course not, all the ugly ones have to cover themselves from head to foot so the blokes don't get tempted after a few beers. They also have to know their place and are expected to walk three paces behing their men to show respect.

Except In Iraq that is. There they now walk three paces in front. Just in case of landmines!