Two hikers are on a tour of the Pennines when they get a little lost and don't make it to a village until after midnight. The see an inn called George and the Dragon and rap on the door. A window flies open and the landlady says, "Be off with you, I need my sleep if I am to be fit for tomorrow." and slams the window shut again.
Undeterred they rap the door again, the window flies open and the landlady yells, "I told you two to be off - did you not understand me?"
"Perfectly," says one, "we just wanted to know if we could talk to George this time."
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