Getting them out for the boys. Adults Only

Of course now that it is warmer you get all the birds going straight out for a drink, getting pissed and then indulging in a hobby a lot of them seem to have called "Getting them out for the boys"

And to cater for all of you who likes to see a bird get them out we have our very own breast site called Perfect Puppies. Here you will find boobs of all shapes and sizes all proudly displayed for you to have a good ogle at.

To take a better look at Leannes puppies click here.

To see lots more galleries of birds with their tits out then visit Perfect Puppies.

Leaving a little to the imagination. Adults Only

Now while it is all very well catching a flash of a gash or looking at a naked woman sometimes it's best when the ladies leave a little bit to the imagination. Our imagination that is, we all know women don't have any imagination. It's one of the genes they don't posses, along with common sense, a sense of humour and the ability to drive.

So for those of you who like that sort of thing we have yet another site especially for you. Perfect Panties features nothing but birds in panties and lingerie, just like Madison here.

To see more of Maddison flashing her knickers then take a look here. It is worth it believe me!

To see lots more babes in panties and lingerie then visit Perfect Panties.

The best summer sport. Adults Only

There are many sports that are really only popular, or playable, in the summer and most of them, tennis, cricket etc are the nearest thing you will find to watching paint dry.

But there is one sport, playable all year round but far more interesting in the summer, that everyone can take part in and enjoy. It's called blimping. Spotting women flashing their knickers, accidently or otherwise, sometimes if you are lucky their snatches and of course their boobs. A flash of any sort will always put a smile on your face but to me the best are the upskirt ones.

Which is why we have a site dedicated to just that, women flashing their knickers and snatches, Simply Upskirt. To see an endless supply of upskirt photo galleries visit Simply Upskirt.

To see what blonde babe Desiree is wearing under her skirt then take a look here.

I see summer has finally arrived. Adults Only

Well it looks like summer is finally here judging by the amount of half naked women I have been seeing on the streets lately. Obviously it wont last long so while it is here make the most of it.

We have been neglecting you lot a bit lately because we have been concentrating on the other sites, the ones that make money. If we had to rely on you lot we would never get a holiday!

For those of you who havent seen the other sites, and in a blatant attempt to make more money, I am going to give you a little taster of what they have to offer.

To start with we have Simply Babes. This site features nothing but fine babes with their kit off flashing their bits. Just like Lisa here.

To see more of Lisa just click here.

To see lots more birds like her then click here.

Quasimodo and Esmerelda. Adults Only

Quasimodo is lying on the floor outside Notre Dame. His arms and legs are broken and he is bleeding everywhere, obviously very near death. He looks up to see Esmerelda standing at the top of the tower.

"You bitch" he shouts with his last breath. "Thats not what I meant when I said toss me off!"

Here is a fit bird.

A Tax on turning left.

I live in what used to be called the Royal Borough of Richmond Upon Thames that is now more commonly known as the NIMBY borough. This area is full of women driving their four by fours two hundred yards to take their kids to school before using another gallon of petrol to stop off at the recycling bins on their way to a save the planet coffee morning. From there they use another gallon of fuel to get to the anti aircraft noise meeting before driving to pick their kids up from school and then jumping on a jet for a weekend away because it is just sooo convenient living so close to the airport.

Most of these brainless bimbo's have never done a days work in their lives, have no idea of what happens in the real world and the only decision they ever have to make is what colour knickers to wear with their new dress. They have now idea about politics so rather than strain their limited supply of brain cells when it comes to voting they opt for the easy option and vote for a party with no policies. The Liberals.

This means that I live in a borough with a Liberal controlled council who waste tax payers money at such a rapid rate that they are always looking for new ways to get more.

Their latest tax scam is unbelievable and I am sure it won't be long before other boroughs catch on and start using it as well.

Outside Twickenham Station there is a bus lane on London Road. You can't turn left at the main junction anymore, haven't been able to for years, so you have to turn left at the end of the bus lane. At the top of the bridge is sign telling you this and a huge white arrow painted in the road directing you into the bus lane. Behind the sign telling you which lane to be in to turn left and after the arrow directing you into the bus lane they have now put a camera so when you follow the road markings and do as they say you now get nicked for driving in the bus lane!

When you appeal against what is quite obviously a completely ridiculous situation they automatically reject it and you have no choice but to pay up or go to a tribunal. Of course most people just pay the fine and the council end up quids in.

They know that you haven't commited any offence. They know that their signage is illegal and they know that all they are basically doing is blackmailing people. But they also know that people will just pay up so they do it anyway.

It is a complete scandal and nothing more than legalised theft and a perfect example of what you can all expect if the Loony Liberals ever get into power in your area.

Saving money at the cost of lives. Adults Only

Another major problem that the NHS has is that to save money, so there is plenty left to fund ridiculous stuff like IVF treatment for people too selfish to adopt, the NHS stopped employing cleaners and handed it all over to private contractors.

These contractors pay minimum wages, often use illegal immigrants and the result is that our hospitals are now so dirty that over four thousand people a year day from infections they caught in hospital.

It could easily be resolved of course. All they would need to do is get rid of all the admin staff who spend most of their time doing nothing and use the money saved to employ their own cleaners and pay them a decent wage. When I was in Hammersmith hospital somebody came round twice a day to inspect the ward and see if it was clean. That was twice a day more than any cleaners came. If they swapped these penpushers clipboards for a bucket and mop then maybe a lot of these deaths could be prevented.

Here is another nurse.

A perfect example. Adults Only

A perfect example of the main problem with the NHS was a few yaers back when world famous minger and millionaire Cherie Blair went into hospital and had her baby on the NHS.

Now this money grabbing piece of scum could quite easily of paid for her treatment but good socialist that she is she would rather deprive poor people of urgently needed treatment than put her hand in her pocket and pay for something she could easily afford.

Here is another underpaid nurse.

Sixty years of the NHS. Adults Only

As you may have realised the NHS, the system that is funded by poor peoples taxes so that the rich can recieve free health care, is sixty years old. We have decided to join in the celebrations and feature some of the sexiest nurses.

Luckily for us our unelected leader thinks that admin staff and other pen pushers deserve more money than the nurses who actually do most of the work and pays them a pittance meaning that more and more of them are getting their kit off to make ends meet.

So here is a nurse.

Cheryl Burke Upskirt.

Here is yet another so called celebrity I have never heard of showing off her panties in some upskirt pics. So if you want to see Cherly Burke flashing her black panties then you have come to the right place.

Cute brunette in leather. Adults Only

Here we have a nice looking brunette babe in leather stripping and revealing all just for us. See all of the pics here.

To see more hot babes stripping visit our sister site Simply Strippers.

Yet another complaint. Adults Only

Just had yet another complaint. Apparantly I am sexist, racist, homophobic and the sites are demeaning to women. Well done love, you finally got the point! How long did it take you?

Here is a nice set of demeaning pics just for you!

Meeting our obligations. Adults Only

Just realised it has been ages since we did anything for the sexually challenged community. I am surprised the thought police have not been round to remind me. I wonder how long it will be before not catering for homosexuals carries an on the spot fine?

Anyway, just for all you homosexuals out there here are a couple of fit birds getting at it.

Watch them here.

Kaydin has a friend. Adults Only

Apparantly Kaydin has made a good friend in Corfu, a babe named Carmen. She sent these pictures of her just in case we wanted to have a look. And as she has gone to all that trouble just for us I guess we should take a look.

So here is the very lovely Carmen getting naked. Enjoy her here.

Kaydin in Corfu. Adults Only

Kaydin has just got in touch from Corfu. She is having a great time working there and has sent these pics just so we don't forget her. How kind!

Take a look here.

To see more of her and stunning babes just like her take a look at Simply Cute.

Solving knife crime. Adults Only

While the newspapers, polticians and do gooders waffle on about educating the animals carrying knives I have the perfect solution to knife crime.

Get two Hells Angels and put them in a room with a baseball bat each. Then send these animals in one at a time. I guarantee that afterwards they will never carry a knife again. Then send in the social workers and do gooders and I guarantee they will never try to inflict their warped left wing views upon the rest of us again.

Preventing a recurrence of the problem is also very easy. Ninety percent of these animals carrying knives are immigrants. So seal our borders and ban immigration and the problem can't come back.

Problem solved.

Here is a bird.

Victoria Silvstedt.

Well I still don't know who Victoria Silvstedt is or what she does but she is famous for something and enjoys flashing her knickers in public. So here we have Victoria Silvstedt in a pair of see through panties flashing her gash and her pubes. Thats right all you celebrity lovers, Victoria Silvstedt in upskirt photos showing her pussy. Come and get it.

For all you older women.

Some advice for Gormless Gordon

Hope the weather improves. Adults Only

Well as I think I mentioned we are off on holiday again on Saturday, to Penzance in Cornwall. Mr Slezy is coming with us so there will be nobody to mind the site. Not that it matters because the lazy sod hasn't done anything for ages anyway.

At the moment the weather down there is terrible and shows little sign of improving. But I am sure we will have fun anyway.

In the meantime here is something to take your minds off of the lousy weather. See more of this hot babe here.

My letter to the parking office in Clacton

Penalty Charge number TG50403735

Dear Sir/Madam

It seems that I am guilty of the heinous crime of being disabled 24 hours a day seven days week instead of at the convenience of Tendering council and I did indeed park in a disabled bay 15 minutes before the permitted time.

Could you please extend my apologies to any of the hundreds of lorry drivers who were trying to deliver at 15.45 on Good Friday and whom I may have delayed by parking in the deserted road. Please assure them I have asked my doctors if they have a magic pill to make my cancer disappear at will and they are working on it so I won’t hold them up again in future.

The fine of £60, which strangely enough is exactly the same as somebody in full time employment, able bodied and parking in a disabled bay without a badge would get, is almost two thirds of my total weekly income and I quite obviously cannot afford to pay it all in one go. So please find enclosed six post dated cheques for £10 each.

Of course my illness is terminal so I may actually die before the last couple are honoured but that is a chance you will just have to take. Think of it as a free entry into a lottery!

When I get depressed about dying I think of people like you whose only purpose in life is to make as many people as miserable as possible and suddenly a terminal illness doesn’t seem such a bad thing anymore.

Thanks for your understanding.

Peter McClarnon