Saturday, September 13, 2008

We are back. Adults Only


Well we are back safe and sound from our holiday. They didn't let me drive at all which was a shame but may be the reason we are back safe and sound.

Heard Peter and Slezy talking and it seems like they have already booked for France next year so to get them in the mood here is a French bird.

Take a look at her here.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Travel Guide. England. Part 1

This is a country that helped form the world as is today and is steeped in history. However, after eleven years of a socialist goverment it is a country that you really don't want to visit. But for those who do this is what to expect.

Frome the moment you get off of the plane you will be watched on camera. England has more CCTV cameras per person than any other country in the world yet some of it's city's are the most dangerous in the world. This is mainly because of ridiculous human rights laws that allow criminals to do as they like and penalises the victims of crime.

Not only are you constantly watched but almost anyone in a uniform has the right to accuse you of a crime, find you guilty and issue you with an on the spot fine. Policemen, Traffic Wardens, Parking attendants and now local town hall security staff, wheel clampers etc can all just find you guilty just like that and fine you. There are ten times more people in England that are empowered to issue a fine than there are Policeman.

The offences to avoid are smoking in a public place, even if it is outdoors and you are the only one there. Don't be tempted! Local councils in England employ people to snoop around all day just to catch people smoking and fine them. Don't drop litter of any sort, not even a bit of pork pie that immediately gets eaten by the birds. You will get fined. If you can find somewhere to legaly smoke there will not be any ashtrays and if you drop the butt you will get fined.

Using your mobile phone while driving will get you a fine, as will eating an apple or a bar of chocolate and if you smoke don't throw the butt out of the window. Buses in England have cameras on them to catch you doing this, and you will be fined.

In fact it is probably best to avoid driving at all. The petrol carries the highest tax in Europe and VAT is payable on top which makes it extremely expensive. Some roads you have to pay to use, some city's you have to pay extra to drive in and then when you stop you have to pay to park. If you are as little as a minute late retrieving your car then you will be fined and if you stop in the wrong place you will be fined.

If you use public transport whatever you do don't travel without a ticket. This can cost you as much as £2500 and up to six months in prison. If you find yourself stuck somewhere without a ticket mug another passenger and steal theirs. If you get caught this will only cost you £80. You always have to remember that in England the more petty the so called offence the higher the fine and the more likely you are to get caught.

However if you are homosexual things are a bit brighter. When it was made legal for middle aged men to go into schools and talk to twelve and thirteen year old boys about their sexuality, grooming they call it, they also made it legal for homosexuals to have sex with sixteen year old boys in public. So if you find a willing sixteen year old, take him into a public toilet and bugger him. It's legal and you won't get fined for that.

I have been hoping. Adults Only


I have been hoping that Peter gets his election campaign back into gear because I now desperately want him in charge. Not just because England would be a far better, safer place but because he would be in charge of the nuclear weapons and I'm bound to get out of the box every now and again which would put me in charge of the nuclear weapons! And that would be fun!

That firework display at the Olympics was supposed to be great but believe me the one I have planned in Wales will be bigger and better! I will stop every war in the world overnight. I will just nuke everywhere they are fighting because when there is nothing left they will have nothing left to fight over.

Switzerland will go, because the Swiss are just so bloody boring. Apart from that they deserve to go for sitting around doing nothing in two world wars and making fortunes from it.

I would also reduce all our taxes overnight because after Wales would come Scotland and without that lot to support we would all be better off. English people could then get free prescriptions and cancer drugs.

You would all wake up in the morning to a much better world. So come on, lets get him elected.

Here is a bird.

He does our head in! Adults Only


That Peter does our head in! He keeps thinking about stuff then I get locked away and he comes on here getting all political. I keep telling him that if he carries on he will wear the head out and then we will both be in trouble. But do you think he will listen?

So now I have to treat the head gently so there will be no thinking about what I post, I will just post whatever comes into my head.

So here is a bird. Enjoy.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

In Memory of Larry LaPrise

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote 'The Hokie Cokey' died peacefully at the age of ninety three. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Monday, September 01, 2008

I have calmed down now!

I had the serious hump after dispatches. Not because they were slagging of Christians and Jews, calling us pigs and the Jews monkeys,promoting separtism, saying homosexuals should be killed etc etc but because of the trouble these evil animals cause.

Over the years I have worked with hundreds of Asians, many of them muslims. Okay I dont agree with their religion but the vast majority of them want one thing. To go to work, earn their money and live their life.

All the expecting extra rights, not intergrating, forced marriages etc comes from a very tiny minority of muslims, the extremeists. Most of them just want to fit in but because the extremists wont allow this to happen and deliberately cause friction many of them live in fear.

Every night of the week thousands of muslim cab driver go out to earn the money to feed their wives and children. And every night they risk getting beaten up or even killed just because of their skin colour or their religion. This is the fault of the extremists and a weak government that constantly gives into them.

Yes I slag off Islam on here but the vast majority of muslims, the normal people who work and live just like everyone else, may find it offensive but would respect my right to have my point of view. It's the extremists who won't respect that. Yes I slag off imigrants but only because this country is full to the brim. And it's not the hard working ones who obey our laws, pat the taxes and live their lives that I have a problem with. It's the extreme minority and the piss takers that give me the hump.

So the fact that this book shop sells material that calls me a pig, insults my religion, tells people not to befriend me and the women to not even recognise my existance doesn't bother me. It's the fact that these animals use this sort of crap to deliberately stop the muslim community intergrating into our society the same way as followers of other religious groups have. Because until they do then we are all in danger.

Dispatches on Channel Four.

I have just watched dispatches on channel four which featured the book shop at Regents Park mosque openly selling illegal material promoting racial hatred against Jews and Christians.

This is illegal and I have just reported it as a crime so that the police have no choice but to investigate it.

Anybody else who was as disgusted as I was and wishes to make sure that it is stopped should report it here.

https://online.met.police.uk/report.php

Emily Parr Upskirt


Here we have another Big Brother contestant, Emily Parr in an upskirt pic, this time without any panties. Thats right, Emily Parr from Big Brother knickerless and flashing her gash.

Big Brothers Stephanie McMichael


This blonde showing her knickers in this upskirt photo is Stephanie McMichael. I have never heard of her but apparantly she is in Big Brother. How watching a bunch of weirdo's locked up in a house together can be considered entertainment is beyond me but watch it people do.

So for all you sad gits without a life out there here is Stephanie McMichael from Big Brother in an upskirt pic. For the rest of us it's just a chance to see a bird flashing her knickers.

Wanted for theft. Adults Only


This cute Dutch Teen is wanted for theft. She broke into Mr Slezy's house and nicked some of his baby oil!

See what she did with it here.

Women where they should be. Adults Only


Well as you all know I have strong feelings about women working. they shouldn't, their place is in the home. So from now on when I come across pics of a babe where she should be then I am going to post them in the hope that women might get the message. So here we have a Dutch Teen in the kitchen.

See her here.

For no reason at all. Adults Only


Here, for no reason at all, and nothing whatsover to do with Castonya moaning, we have an eighteen year old Dutch Teen posing in black lingerie and black stockings.

See her full gallery here.

Lets make voting Labour socially unacceptable

Over the years drinking and driving has been seriously reduced mainly because it became socially unacceptable. Maybe we should treat voting Labour in the same way? If you know a shop keeper voted Labour then boycott his shop and go elsewhere, tell your friends that if they vote for them again then you don't want to know them, things like that.

Basically, after everything Labour have done to destroy this country and the suffering they have caused for the poor the only English people who could even consider voting for them are heartless, selfish bastards that shouldn't be tolerated by a civilised society anyway.

If we make voting Labour socially unacceptable then they will never get the chance to line their pockets at our expense again and more lives would be saved every year than drunk drivers were ever responsible for.

Our NHS at it's best!

To save money so that they can afford more pen pushers the NHS gets a lot of it's blood for transfusions from abroad. About three years ago they were buying it from places like American prisons and, unsuprisingly, some of it was contaminated.

One poor bloke had to go into hospital for a routine operation and had to have a blood transfusion. Unfortunately for him the blood was contaminated and contained cancer cells that later gave him liver cancer. There is a drug avaiable to control his condition but the NHS, despite causing his condition, won't let him have it because it is too expensive!

He has been paying for the drug from his savings which have now run out which means there is every chance he will now die, killed by the NHS.

His death, and the thousands of others who have died needlessly since New Labour came to power are the direct result of New Labours total mismanagement of the NHS and every member of the Labour Party should be put on trial for murder.

What will happen now?

It just occured to me today that the current bunch of school leavers are the first to have got their whole education under New Labour. This means forty percent of them cannot read or write and are almost completely unemployable.

Of the ones that can read and write they will have all learnt their history under New Labour which means rather than facts they will have been given a politically correct version that bares absolutely no resemblance to the truth.

So what happens now? How does society cope with a huge amount of barely literate teenagers who have spent the last eleven years learning nothing but lies?

I can't turn my back for a minute!


I can't turn my back for a minute! There I am thinking Castonya is safely locked away then I come on here and find out he has escaped again! It's worse than having a five year old in the house.

Anyway I can assure both Sleazy and his bitch that he will not be driving on Friday. We all saw what happened last time he drove and anyone who missed it can just take a look at the pic. I did think of leaving him at home for the week but I'm scared shitless about what I would come back to.

Anyway he is once more safely locked in his box but for how long is anybodys guess.

GMTV viewers get an early Christmas present!


Now personally I cannot for the life of me work out why anybody would get up early in the morning and turn the TV on unless there was motor racing or football on. But some people do.

One of the programs they watch is an inane bunch of crap called GMTV which is famous for having the most irritating, hypocritcal bitch ever to disgrace our screens presenting the show. I am talking about champagne socialist Fiona Phillips.

This stupid woman claims she is just an "ordinary housewife and mother", despite being having made millions for doing almost nothing. She is also a big New Labour fan and in her newspaper column keeps on about how good they have been for this country. Well yes if you happen to be rich then maybe they have but what about the millions of us who are not and have to live in the real world Fiona? Where do we fit in?

The funniest thing was the newspaper reports. The vast majority of them correctly stated she had been doing the show for twelve years. The Mirror was the exception, they said fifteen, which is a bit surprising because The Mirror is the paper she also works for! You would have thought that they would have got it right wouldn't you?

But anyway she finally has so much money tucked away that she can never spend it so has decided to leave in December giving her colleagues and all the viewers an early Christmas present.

Now if she would only give up the drivel that passes for a column in The Mirror then we could all join in the celebrations.

I am dissapointed. Adults Only


Well my plan, now I have hold of the head, was to keep it until Friday so I could drive to Devon. But Peter has other ideas. He reckons that it wont be safe if I drive so he says he is going to.

He has a point, it won't be safe if I drive. But it will be a hell of a lot more fun! Mr Sleazy and his bitch are watching with great interest to see who wins!

Here is a bird.

That Peter does my head in! Adults Only


Or does our head in I suppose I should say. Lazy git took control of the head and put me back in the box then came on here, done his political bit and didn't bother to put any crumpet on! Doesn't he realise that people don't come here to read they come here to look at the tits! Just like the Sun newspaper.

So here is a bird.

The Benefit Boys are off on holiday.

Yes, Friday morning, Peter and I plus Sleazy and his new bitch Gerald are off on holiday. Sleazy calls him Jerry for short because he keeps him under his bed but that's a different story. He is actually our cousin but we try to keep it quiet.

We are off to sunny Devon on a cheap Sun Scum holiday, three nights in Paignton then four nights in Brixham. There is a rock and roll weekend at the first site which Mr Sleazy is all exited about. He was going to wear a quiff but couldn't find a wig big enough. He also has the hump because I just had to explain to him that with four of us in the car there is only room for one case of baby oil.

We have lots of stuff planned. We are going on a steam train, going to play crazy golf and going to play real golf. And when I say real golf thats what I mean, the proper stuff on a Playstation, none of that walking round for hours in the rain carrying a big bag of clubs like the amateurs do!

This of course means that the site wont get updated next week.