By popular request.

I have had a request from a couple of regular visitors for another look at the lovely Tiffany. So here she is again. Take a look at the full gallery of high quality pictures here.

Dear Mr Ellis

The complaint I was talking about earlier was basically that Black Cabs are allowed to pick up and drop off passengers on Red Routes but mini cabs can't. As mini cab drivers are now licensed by the same people who license the black cabs I don't see why this is or why mini-cab drivers should be prosecuted just for doing their job. My MP agreed with me and asked for an explanation and the letter I got back didn't give one. So this is what I have written to him.

Mr Ellis

My MP, Susan Kramer, just wrote to you on my behalf regarding the legality of Private Hire Drivers picking up and setting down on Red Routes. I have just received a copy of your reply for which I thank you. However I do have a question, which as head of the authority who issued my license I believe you should be able to answer.

One of our regular customers broke her foot in a fall and had to have a steel pin inserted. At the moment she can only walk with the aid of crutches and is using the company I work for to attend all of her usual appointments. She usually has two heavy bags with her that she is unable to carry. This lady lives on a red route with no authorised stopping bay close by and two of the places we take her to are on red routes where the bays are usually already in use.

If I were to refuse to take her and tell her she must travel in a black cab I would be denying her the right of choice that the Human Rights act affords her so my question is How do I, as a Licensed Private Hire Driver in a Licensed Private Hire Vehicle pick this lady and her luggage up and drop her at her destination without risking prosecution?

I would appreciate your guidance on this as soon as possible as I am picking the lady in question up twice on Tuesday and I need to be sure I am complying fully with the law when I take her as the terms and conditions of the license you issued me insist I do.

I already know the answer. I cannot legally pick her up or drop her off. However I want him to admit in writing that I am not legally allowed to do the job his office licensed me to do. Lets see what happens.

Slight Delay while I have some fun!

I was going to update this afternoon but I just got a letter back from my MP about a complaint I made. She has inadvertently also supplied me with the direct e-mail address and telephone number of Roy Ellis, the man who runs the Public Carriage office! God is he going to wish she hadn't!

So there is going to be a delay and I will have to update either later tonight or tomorrow morning as there are a number of issues I have been trying to bring to this mans attention that need dealing with. And when I say a number I mean a high number. A very high number!

So I'm going to have some fun this afternoon and by the end of next week Mr Ellis is going to wish he'd never heard of me.

Google Earth

Been meaning to put this on for a couple of weeks. If you haven't found your house on here and zoomed in to see your car parked outside then you haven't lived. You can Zoom into just about anywhere in the world, it's amazing stuff. Thanks to the Wolf Man for this one. Take a look here.

First Child

Dear Tech Support,

Recently I purchased and installed Child 1.0. I soon noticed that this program appears to have numerous glitches. For instance, every time my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Burp 7.1. Many times I've been in the middle of writing an important document, and a window will flash telling me to run CleanItUp 2.0. This program also contained applications I did not wish to install, such as Potty 8.5, however they auto-installed with Child 1.0. Applications such as Holidays 2.7 and Pub.exe 10.1 can no longer run, crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that Child 1.0 has attached itself to programs like Finance Manager and MS Money, with folders added such as "Nappies" and "ChildMedicines". Periodically, I'll get a reminder telling me to send a check to the manufacturer of Child 1.0 for the aforementioned items. I have tried to uninstall Child 1.0 numerous times, but when I try to run the uninstall program, I get warning messages telling me that a deadly virus known as "Guilt" will infect my system. Please Help!!!!!

THE REPLY:

Dear User,

Your complaint is not unusual. A common misconception among users is that Child 1.0 is a mere "utilities and entertainment program." It is not - it is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its' creator to run everything! A warning will soon be imprinted on the box. Since you have already installed Child 1.0, here are a few tips on how to make it run better. If you are annoyed by the applications Feed 5.3 and Burp 7.1, you may run C: \HIRENANNY.EXE, however this will cause another folder to be added to financial applications, labeled "Staff". Failure to send payment to "Staff" will result in Feed 5.3 and Burp 7.1 being run again on startup. A note of caution: NOT booting up your computer for several days isn't the solution to avoiding Feed 5.3 and Burp 7.1. You will find that, when you boot up your computer again, a nasty virus called "SocialWork 4.2" will have attached itself to important documents and the only way to rid your computer of SocialWork 4.2 is by purchasing and installing "Lawyer 10.1". Otherwise, SocialWork 4.2 will cause further and irreversible damage to the operating system. Finally, it is important that you run C:\NightNurse and C:\GoogGooTalk on a fairly regular basis to keep the application running smoothly. If you have any more questions, please call our toll free number.

Sincerely, Tech Support

Two Drunk Women

Two women go out on a girlie night out and get terribly drunk.

As they wander, or rather stagger, homewards they both suddenly feel the call of nature. They are next to the graveyard at this point so they each duck behind a headstone to relieve themselves.

None have any tissue paper so the first one uses her knickers and throws them away.

The other one has a particularly expensive pair and doesn't want to do this - she sees a fresh grave that has a huge wreath and it is bound by a big soft ribbon, she uses that.

Next morning their two husbands meet up, the first one says:

"Hey, we need to keep an eye on our wives, mine came in last night without any knickers.

"You think that's bad?" says the other, "mine had her knickers on - it's just that inside them was a card that said "We'll Never Forget You - From All The Lads At The Fire Station"!

Newspapers announce the end of the world.

The Mirror - WE'RE DEAD!
The Sun - GOTCHA ALL!
The Sunday Times: Special Keepsake Magazine FREE Inside!
The News of the World - CHARLES AND CAMILLA SEX ROMP SHOCK!
The Guardian - NOBODY TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES
The Telegraph: Blair Responsible for Worst Ever End of the World
The Star: FORGET IT! WE'VE FILLED OUR PAGES WITH TITS
The Morning Star: CAPITALISM IS OVER!
The BBC: BILLIONS TO DIE - MANY BELIEVED TO BE BRITONS
ITV: Special Report Tonight By Trevor McDonald (Circumstances Permitting)
The Daily Mail: YOBS PART OF ARMAGGEDON PROBLEM
TV-AM: And later on Lorraine Kelly will be discussing with our fashion experts just what to wear when a world comes to an end.
QUESTION TIME: Join our panel who as usual will not not know in advance any of the questions. Well, (to applause and laughter) maybe just one of them!

No room at the Inn

Two hikers are on a tour of the Pennines when they get a little lost and don't make it to a village until after midnight. The see an inn called George and the Dragon and rap on the door. A window flies open and the landlady says, "Be off with you, I need my sleep if I am to be fit for tomorrow." and slams the window shut again.

Undeterred they rap the door again, the window flies open and the landlady yells, "I told you two to be off - did you not understand me?"

"Perfectly," says one, "we just wanted to know if we could talk to George this time."

Tight Sweaties

Two Scotsman are touring Yorkshire and they decide they would like a pint and something to eat.

Being of the thrifty sort from Aberdeen, they don't want to get stung paying fancy prices for pub grub, so they stop off at a cornershop and buy a round of sandwiches each.

The go into a nice wee pub and order their beers and sit down. Just as they produce their sandwiches and start to eat them, the landlord bangs his fist on the counter.

"Oi, oi! You two! You are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."

The Scotsman look at each other, shrug their shoulders...

...and swap their sandwiches!

For the Race Drivers

One of our regular visitors has a mate coming round tonight to spend a couple of hours racing on the playstation. He wants to show him this bird before we start. So I've put her on again to save him scrolling down the page to find her. The racing gets so intense he has to preserve his energy! Anyway here she is, the blonde with the bumb!

Great site

Just found this great site. Just loads of galleries of birds with cars. The three pics above are all from there. Have a look, it's pretty good.

Waste of time

Well it would have been a waste of time starting at the bottom and working up today. There is no theme today, just ramblings really. Sorry if you haven't got a clue what I'm talking about but you're not the only one. Just had a Suped up Rothman so everything has become a bit hazy. But if you didn't understand the first line you need to go to the bottom of yesterdays posts and catch up. There will be a test on it tomorrow!

Accused again

Once more I have received an e-mail accusing me of being a racist, so lets get this straight once and for all.

I have no objection to anybody being in ths country because of their race. I don't believe we should be allowing any more imigrants in until we have sorted out the mess we are in but I have nothing against the ones that are here.

Anybody, whatever their race or colour, who works for a living, obeys our laws, tries to fit in, abides by our customs and generally contributes to our society is fine by me.

It's the ones who deal drugs, smuggle people, refuse to learn our language, milk the benefit system or try to turn our country into a replica of the shithole they came from that I object to. The ones who expect us to bend over backwards to accomodate them rather than adapt to our way of life. The very ones the government does it's utmost to appease and whose welfare and rights it puts above the rights of the rest of us.

I'm not the only one. I'm a cab driver. I get to talk to a far wider selection of people than any MP does. I meet people from all ethic groups, of all ages and from all different backgrounds, from dustmen to managing directors of banks. The vast majority of them feel the same way I do.

All this government are doing is making people angrier and angrier and driving some of them to vote BNP. The government need to realise it and do something about it Because if they don't, and they keep allowing these people their own way, then the one's who suffer will be the hard working honest immigrants who just want the chance of a good life.

Here's one who forgot

Here is a bird who forgot her bikini! This is Anita Dark. See all the pics here.

Bikini Babe. Adults Only

As I said at the beginning of the week, just to get us all in the mood for summer, I will be featuring a few babes in bikini's. So here we have Chloe. See all the pics here.

Which would you choose?

You have to admire Rod Stewart really. He's a pensioner now and he still gets the fittest birds. Here we have the latest, Penny Lancaster, and the previous, Rachel Hunter. Which one would you choose if you had his money?

How to spot a Millionaire

You have to hand it to them

You can say what you like about the musmims and the sheer hypocracy of most of them, but they have got it right with their women.

You never see an ugly one do you? Of course not, all the ugly ones have to cover themselves from head to foot so the blokes don't get tempted after a few beers. They also have to know their place and are expected to walk three paces behing their men to show respect.

Except In Iraq that is. There they now walk three paces in front. Just in case of landmines!

An Unfortunate choice of words

Blair's Vision of the future.

Urging his nation to "see the big picture" and not focus on one issue, British Prime Minister Tony Blair today explained that unflinching support for President George W. Bush is particularly necessary now if Great Britain is ever to become the 51st U.S. state.


"As America's easternmost state, Britannia would claim 'first baby born in the U.S.' each New Year's," Blair explained to the House of Commons.
Speaking before the House of Commons, Blair conceded British involvement in a Middle East war was unpopular, but insisted "what you must concede is that in order to be granted U.S. statehood, we must be willing to defer our opinions and support our President on issues like this. For the greater good," he went on, "you must all swallow your pride, like I have, and someday, like I have, you too will be able to say, 'I am an American.'"

"But what if we don't want to?" shouted one north London MP.

"Oh, don't be silly," Blair replied.

Blair's emotional speech, the first time his government has officially declared its statehood intentions, came as a surprise to most Americans, who thought the U.K. already was the 51st state. But it caused an uproar in Commons, particularly among liberal members of the Labour Party, who feared that under the American political system, they would have to join the Democratic Party.

Blair, however, insisted the advantages of becoming another star on the U.S. flag are too great to ignore. "As Americans, we will finally be able to lift the yoke of cross-Atlantic condescension," he said. "We will finally be able to say we won the Colonial Rebellion. We will be able to once again look in the mirror and say, 'We are a superpower.' And we will be able to declare that we 'saved our own butts' during World War II."

With 60 million people, Great Britain, which would be renamed Britannia to blend in with other U.S. states that end in "a," would immediately become the most populous state. Eventually, plans call for Scotland and Wales be spun off as the 52nd and 53rd states, but Northern Ireland's status remains uncertain.

"Northern Ireland is a place of deep-seated hatreds and senseless violence, so I don't know if it would qualify as a state," said one source. "It might qualify as an American high school, though."

U.S. diplomatic sources, meanwhile, said inclusion was not a certainty, and explained that the British must make concessions before being granted statehood. Among them:
a) Drop the phony accents.
b) Rename all airports after Ronald Reagan.
c) Disband the Royal Family, "not because America doesn't recognize nobility, but because they're a bunch of nutters."

The future governor of Britannia, however, insisted any cultural compromises would be worth it if the new state gained long-sought representation in Washington, D.C. "For too long we have been governed by America without having a vote in America," said Blair. "As citizens of the United States, we will finally make our voices heard."

"Unless they disagree with the President's voice," he quickly added.

How many has he killed?

Just how many people have died because of Barmy Ken Livingstones war on motorists? Unfortunately there are no figures for this but I would guess it to be in the hundreds, maybe even thousands.

The biggest cause of accidents on our roads is tiredness, around 20% of all accidents are caused by people falling asleep at the wheel.

Because of BK's hatred of motorists and his obsession with herding people onto the cattle trucks he calls buses journeys in and out of London take far longer than before he came to power. There are numerous 20mph speed limits and miles of bus lanes lay empty while motorists sit in traffic. This means that after a hard days work people who are already tired are being forced to sit in their cars far longer than they should and are amongst those falling asleep at the wheel.

Then there is his ridiculous congestion tax. Because of this people are leaving home far earlier in the morning just to avoid paying it and staying at work longer to avoid it in the evening. How many of these people are falling asleep at the wheel?

The answer is that we don't know, and BK doesn't care. Because by the time they fall asleep and kill themselves or another road user they are outside London and the accident isn't recorded in the London statistics. And thats all that matters to him, that he looks good.

Stress is also a big killer and I can tell you from experience that one of the most stressful things you can do is try and drive in and out of London in the rush hour.
What about the extra pollution his policy of bringing traffic to a standstil causes? Last I heard pollution was a killer as well.

It really is time somebody done some serious research into this. Then, when we can prove just how many deaths he has caused he should be charged with manslaughter.

Minger of the month

It's March already, spring has arrived, which probably explains why it was minus 4 this morning and snowing a couple of hours ago. But a new month means a new minger, and this month it is a man!

Actually no, thats not quite correct. It's a sad sorry excuse for a man. Yes folks, this months minger is that odius little worm, Barmy Ken, the terrorists friend.

This man was elected by ethnic minorities and Gays purely so he could represent their interests at the expense of the rest of us. He is a racist anti semetic moron who was kicked out once, when he ran the GLC, because of the complete and utter mess he made of things.

His idea of effective governing is to use tax payers money to bring islamic terrorist leaders to London to promote their warped hate filled policies. He has imposed a congestion tax on motorists entering London that has done nothing except make millions for the company running it, closed down hundreds of small busineses and caused traffic jams at quarter past six in the morning.

Sorry, thats not quite true. It also bought a fleet of bendy buses that can't use half the roads in London, catch fire for no reason at all, were partly responsible for London being fined for too much pollution because their huge diesel engines pump out so many fumes and are now being scrapped anyway after just three years!

He has just been suspended for a month for bringing the mayors office into disripute for comparing a jewish journalist to a Nazi concentration camp guard and refuses to apologise because he finds nothing wrong with that! This mans arrogance and contempt for the people who pay his wages are almost as bad as that of Billy Liar and his wife.

This man is beyond contempt and in any civilised society would not get a job as a road sweeper let alone mayor of what used to be one of the finest cities in the world. Unfortunately under Billy Liar and The New Taxes Party, Britain can no longer be classed as civilised.

The Wednesday Show

Well this is a treat, updating two days in a row. I'm a little bit more compos mentos that I was yesterday, but not for long hopefully! It might be a bit difficult this afternoon though. I've only been at the keyboard two minutes and I've already had two interuptions. But I will give it a go. So, here comes the Wednesday show.

Thats all folks

Ok, my dinner is nearly nuked and I don't really eat at the keyboard so I'm off now. Got a bottle of wine from Sainsbury's and I'm going to have a glass with it. It cost £2.08! Going to drink one glass and put the rest in the radiator of the car. It's supposed to be cold out tonight. Have fun, keep well and someone let me know if that bird does have a funny face. And if you don't understand a word of this the start in the right place!

Time for some more crumpet. Adults Only

Anyway after all that song writing it's time for some more crumpet. So here is Danni getting her kit off. Take a look here.

New Labours Way

And so the end is near, I must face the final curtain,
I will appear before the judge, In a suit I got from Burtons'
I admit I broke the law, I drove to fast along the Highway,
Now in Tony's Brave New World, I'm getting time today.

Regrets I've had a few, Then again too few to mention,
I worked and paid my dues, Then they took away my pension,
They sent demands, I couldn't pay, It ended up I go to court today,
And in Tony's Brave New World I will get put away.

Takeaway. Adults Only

Here is one of the takeaway's I was telling you about earlier. Full set of pics here.

Here she is again

Well I've been rambling on a bit and I've only got about half hour left before I eat my dinner and go to bed. You will know when I'm eating my dinner because with only one hand to type with there wont be any capital letters.

So it's time for that bird with the funny face again. At least it looks funny to me. Does it you? Somebody let me know. Anyay her body ain't bad so here is another full gallery of Carla.

What if?

What if Sir Walter Raleigh had come back with marijuana instead of tobacco. Say he'd given Lizzie a pipe full of skunk instead of tobacco? Just think how that would have changed the world we live in today. Imagine that all the laws and all the rules had been made by people skunked out of their heads. It would have changed history.

For a start the date he got back would be wrong. If he had been smoking weed instead of tobacco it would have taken twice as long. They would have stopped at every island on the way back for more food, got lost at least once, got involved in god knows how many long discussions about absolutely nothing and would have to sort out transport from Portsmouth to Plymouth because they docked at the wrong port!

We would never have had the British Empire. No way. We might have thought about it but never quite got round to it. Anyway there would be plenty of time because I guarantee that skunk would spread around the world as quickly as tobacco so everybody else would be putting things off as well.

We probably wouldn't even have bothered to colonise the places we had already discovered so America wouldn't exist. There's a thought, no Mcdonalds, no Starbucks, no friendly fire! The Indians would still be calling it what they used to call it. Ours.

We wouldn't have global warming, we wouldn't have bothered inventing the petrol engine. We would only have bothered with things that made our current situation even more enjoyable. And we wouldn't ban smoking in pubs!

But we probaby wouldn't have any proper rules and laws. Even if we did have we'd have far to many and enforce the wrong ones. We would probably employ people to run things for us and to enforce the laws but then be so lethargic that we let them take over. Before we knew it they would have all the power and all the authority, they wouldn't be working for us any more they would be working for themselves.

Next they would be taxing us, trying to keep us poor, using our money to run the place their way. They would pretend we had a say but because of our lethargy it wouldn't be true. The minorities would be in charge, each furthering their own cause at the expense of the rest of us. And we would let it happen. We did when we were straight so what chance would we have had if we'd all been stoned.

For a change. Adults Only

Well I sat here for ten minutes and and thought about things and thought why not show some crumpet for a change. Luckily I just got an e-mail today with some pics of a new bird whose just launched her first site today. So because thats easy thats what your getting. She's not got a bad body and I wouldn't say no but there is something wrong with her face. To me it looks like it's been pasted on, the smile is so false. Or it could just be me. I can feel another custom job coming up. And I don't mean a car. If you don't understand that read the post below first, like you should have done in the first place. Anyway see the rest of the pics here.

Don't forget to read upwards.

Most people make a big mistake when going to a blog. They start at the top. What you should do is start at the bottom of the one's posted on the same date and then read up. Because the first post of the day is the one at the bottom and the last post is at the top of the page.

Then if there is some sort of theme or thread common to all the posts then you get to understand it. Common sense really. Not that there will be a theme. It's just that unless you have already read the post below you probably just assume I'm a nutter.

The Tuesday afternoon show.

Well I don't often get to update during the week so when I can I should make the most of it. Instead, I customised a couple of Rothmans, cracked a couple of cans and put the stereo on. So know I'm out of nut and cant even see the keyboard to type properly.

And I'm wishing that I had bothered to learn all the keyboard shortcuts so I could move the poxy mouse out of the way! Otherwise I'm fine and the show must go on and all that. So here we go with the Tuesday afternoon/evening update. It could be good, but I wouldn't hold your breath. Anything could happen in the next half hour.

Simply Babes

Ok, that is all I have time for this morning but I will be updaing again this afternoon. In the meantime, if you want to see hundreds more pics of sexy babes, then visit Simply Babes, the finest babes on the planet.

Hot Russian Teen. Adults Only

This cute eighteen year old with the long dark hair is Russian teen Sandra. See her in all her glory in this fine set of photo's.

White Corvette. Adults Only

I have been neglecting the cars lately as well. So here is a white Corvette. With a topless eighteen year old thrown in for good measure. See all the pics here.

Fit Babe. Adults Only

Been doing rather a lot of talking lately and neglected the horny babes pics a little. So here, for no reason at all, is the very fit Julia getting her kit off. See the full gallery here.

Avoiding the Congestion Charge.

Eventually you will read about this in the papers and when you do remember you read it here first. It seems some drivers have found themselves a way of beating the congestion charge with very little chance of being caught!

Every Private Hire Driver has to have their vehicle inspected once a year now and an official Transport For London sticker put in the window. The vehicle is then registered on TFL's Database of private hire vehicles and becomes exempt from the congestion charge.

Now, in their wisdom, TFL and the public carriage office decided that you don't need private hire insurance or a private hire license to have your car registered as a private hire vehicle and anybody can get their car stickered and registered.

Of course the touts have already realised this and are now running about with even less chance of being caught and a sticker in the window telling anyone who cares to look that the vehicle is a genuine mini-cab! Nice safety move there from TFL!

Now a few people with four door saloons who were paying £40 a week congestion charge are buying there stickers for £100 and saving themselves thousands a year, with little chance of being caught! If they are ever stopped by the police for anything and then if they are asked why they don't have hire and reward insurance they simply say that they are not a private hire driver yet because they are waiting for their license to come through.

A mini cab driver is ony exempt while he is working but the police don't enforce the congestion charge and how are the people who do going to know what you are doing? There is a chance of being caught but it's minimal.

As soon as TFL catch on they will change the rules so only cab drivers can get stickers. It's just a shame that it's going to take them losing financially to do it and that they haven't done it already to protect the vunerable young women that are getting into illegal cabs every night believing them to be licensed.

Have your say.

Have you ever wondered why so many stupid laws get passed and how the same groups of people keep getting their way or why the majority never seem to get a look in nowdays? It's because they all give their MP so much grief that their MP has to act on their behalf. So anyone with an axe to grind or a particular passion gets their way in the end, even if the vast majority of us have to suffer.

In this day and age that is ridiculous. It used to be difficult to complain to your MP. Well not so much difficult but awkward, writing letters etc. But now we have e-mail. Writing to your MP takes a couple of minutes! It's just that most of you are too lazy to do it! Which is a shame because they do listen. If you have a genuine grievance they will try to help.

I have e-mailed both my last MP and my current MP, both lib dems, both knowing that I wouldn't vote for them if my life depended on it, and they have both tried to help! Just recently I complained about the unfairness of private hire drivers beeing fined when they pick up or drop off on Red Routes. My MP agreed with me, wrote to Transport for London and asked for some sort of justification of this and we are now awaiting their reply.

Three years ago I was concerned about mini-cab touts stealing all my work. I complained to the police and they ignored me. I complained to my MP, she complained to the police and the next night the police were out nicking the touts!

So if there is anything getting up your nose tell them. If a minority try to impose their views and nobody complains then they get there way. If the majority start taking a few minutes to let their MP know what they think then the majority will get a say and restore some sort of balance to our society.

It's up to you. Spend a few minutes to have your say. Or suffer the rest of your life in Silence.

To e-mail your MP click here and type in your postcode. Click the e-mail link and you are ready to start typing. Don't be rude but do make your point, whatever it is.

Then when you have mailed your MP and made your point save the link and mail them the next time you have a concern as well. Lets make them do their job properly and run the country for us and not just for minorities and focus groups.

Porn Star Raven Riley. Adults Only

Yes another set of pics of Raven Riley. I figured after showing you a couple of Non nude teaser galleries I should give you a look at the real action. So here we have sweet eighteen year old teen Raven Riley in a full hardcore photo set. To see all twenty of these pics click here.

No Excuse

Been sitting here trying to think of an excuse for posting photo's of Raven Riley dressed as a French Maid on the site. Then I realised, I don't need one. It's my site so I can do what I like! So, here we have, Raven Riley in a French Maid's outfit.

Coming soon to a beach near you.

I can't believe it's almost March already. Seems only yesterday it was February. Anyway the count down to summer has arrived. I have looked at all the met office reports and I can reveal this years summer will be July 17th!

Yes thats right. Our usual one day of good weather when you can go out without a coat and those old injuries from bike accidents don't ache, will be July 17th. Which all adds up to the prefect excuse to show a babe in a bikini. So, to get us all prepared for summer I will be featuring some hot babes in bikini's and here is the first.

Take a good look at the lovely Raven Riley in this tiny yellow bikini by clicking here.

More Striped Socks. Adults Only

I mentioned before that we have a regular visitor who likes girls in stripes. So this is just for him. See all the pics here.

Babe of the week. Adults Only

This weeks babe of the week is new girl Kristina. This eighteen year old has a just about perfect pair of boobs, as you can see in the photo. See the rest of this great photo set by clicking here.

It's not just Europeans!

Well it seems it is not just us Europeans who are getting sick of the muslim fanatics and the politically corrects brigade's policy of appeasing them at the expense of our society. A lot of Americans are getting sick and tired of it as weel as this post from an American blog shows.

"Our "days are numbered"???? I don't think so. I believe that we AMERICANS will eventually get sick and tired of protecting the rights of those who want and try to bring down the US. In the meantime the tree hugging, touchy feely, all men, oops...humans, are created equal americans are causing, or allowing, a small group of people to run the world. I personally believe that the practicing of the Muslim religion should be made illegal. Ye, I am aware that not all muslims are radical. However, by not standing up and defending our country, our people and the muslim religion, they (muslims) forfeit their right to practice their religion. When Jerry Falwell, goes too far Christians all across america speak up and denounce his comment and stand up for their religous beliefs. Are we so brainwashed into being politically correct that we are willing to let our country and lives be placed in jeopordy? It's time the president declared a war on all radical muslims and have a standing directive to bomb all the buildings and property where these creatures gather. Let's end this! Forget about being PC, let's forget about rebuilding, rehabilitating and understanding. A few well placed bombs will show these people that we mean business and no person or group will change the good ol' USA. "

And you thought I was angry about them! If you want to read more from this guy click here.

Global warming

This week there have been a number of scare stories about global warming in the papers, how we are all going to drown because the ice caps are melting etc. As usual it is all a bunch of crap.

These scientists, whose main priority is getting their budgets renewed, tell us about the ice that is melting yet conveniently forget to mention all the places where the ice is getting thicker and expanding. They tell us that the average temperature has risen by 0.7 degrees in the last 100 years (wow) but neglect to tell us that several hundred years ago the average temperature was a much hotter. In Roman times, for instance, the same grape vines that now grow in Southern Italy were growing in the north of England.

Many many scientists, including David Bellamy, have come to the conclusion that global warming is a myth and that the only reason these scientists are still given money to study it is because governments throughout the world are too scared to admit that the trillions of pounds they have spent studying it has been a complete waste of money.

Also, if they were to admit that global warming doesn't exist, then how could they justify taxing us so much for petrol? Personally I hope it does exist and that it gets a move on. I'm sick to death of living in this miserable climate and the sooner it gets warmer the better.

Barmy Ken, the Terrorists friend.

When it was all kicking off with the muslim hypocrites Barmy Ken Livingstone, so called mayor of London (no capital letter on mayor because he has devalued the position so much) was remarkably quiet. Now this is a man who can spot a bandwagon to jump on from miles away so why not this one?

Well, I don't call him Barmy Ken, the terrorists friend, for nothing. This man makes a habit, at tax payers expense, of inviting militant muslim fanatics over to London to spread their messages of evil. His friends include people who believe suicide bombing to be justified and ones who advocate the stoning to death of homosexuals and adulterers. He is also a well known Jew hater who supports the Palestinians in their war of terror on Israel.

The reason he was so quiet is because he agrees with these muslim maniacs. Rumors that they are checking his hand writing with the slogans on the posters the nutters were carrying have yet to be confirmed.

Nanny knows best.

As if the police didn't have enough to do, what with muggings, burglaries, gun crime, child porn etc etc, that lunatic in charge of the country forced a bill through parliament this week banning smoking in pubs. So now, instead of doing what they are paid to do and catch criminals, all those police officers not already collecting tax revenue from motorists will now be persecuting smokers.

Now whatever you think about smoking this law is one step too far. It is a complete abuse of the power given to the government and is nothing more than a publicity stunt designed to make it look as if they are actually doing something.

Just how do they propose to enforce this ban? Say half a dozen of us go into a quiet pub and light up a fag? The landlord will call the police but by the time they arrive we will have finished our fags so where is the evidence? It then becomes the word of one person against the word of half a dozen usually law abiding citizens, who of course will deny smoking on the premesis.

The police will either have to accept our word and leave, allowing us to light up once more, or prosecute and waste thousands of pounds of tax payers money on a case they cannot hope to win because of lack of evidence.

Of course the health junkies are happy because they say that it will stop people getting ill from passive smoking. However there are just as many scientists saying that passive smoking is a myth as there are ones saying it is dangerous. And these health freaks are the same sort of people who drink bottled water because it's safer even though the bottling and transportation of bottled water is one of the worlds biggest pollution hazzards.

This law is just another example of this spineless governments attempts to dictate everything we do. This is what socialism is all about, forcing people to do what they are told, taking away any rights they have and forcing them to accept that the state knows best. The sooner this bunch of liening cheating scum are kicked out of government the better.

Racist?

I recieved an e-mail this week acusing me of being racist because I never show pictures of black birds. The reason I don't show pictures of black birds is not because I'm racist but is the same reason I don't show pictures of naked men. I don't fancy them!

No matter how many times I look at photo's of naked black birds I can never see the attraction of pink cushions on a dark brown sofa! I show pictures of Indian, Chinese and other Asian birds because I'm quite partial to the odd take away but I'm sorry, black birds do nothing for me.

One of the best shags I ever had was an Indian bird. She had long dark hair, shaved pubes and a lovely smooth body. Best of all, when I asked her for a 69 she got up and cooked me a meal!

More muslim misery

It seems you can't get through a week nowdays without someone in the country giving in to muslim demands and putting them above the Christian majority. This week it was Newcastle University who have now stopped lectures on Friday afternoons so that the 200 muslims attending the university can pray!

These people were backed by the student union and they are hoping to get this ban on lessons extended throughout the country so that Christians everywhere can have their education disrupted to suit the needs of muslims.

At the same time the major supermarkets, in their never ending quest for even more profits, are trying to get the hours they can open on a Sunday extended. So, whilst everybody is bowing down to the muslim minority and forcing us to run things around their religous beliefs Christian beliefs are being ignored. Sunday is the holy day of Christians and this is a Christian country. If we can be forced to respect the holy days of micky mouse religions such as islam then why can our own holy day not be respected?

Babe of the week. Adults Only

This weeks babe has been chosen purely for the quality of her arse. Take a look at her pics here and see if you agree. If you don't then tough luck because this site is run as a Tony Blair style democracy so your opinion doesn't matter!