Blonde Stripper. Adults Only

This blonde stripper comes fresh from the pages of Playboy. Her name is Ashley Taylor and here she is getting her kit off just for you.

Enjoy the show here.

Perfect Puppies. Adults Only

Our latest site is the great Perfect Puppies. Featuring the hottest topless babes available on the Internet this site is for boob lovers everwhere.

Click here to visit Perfect Puppies.

We will be extending our Portfollio. Adults Only

So that we can feature more gorgeous babes like this one here, over the next few days we will be extending our site portfollio and adding a few more sites to our stable.

So keep coming back here to find some of the finest babes on the Internet.

Take a look at this hot brunette here.

Every child has the right to sleep safely at night

"Every child has the right to sleep safely at night"

That is what Gormless Gordon said in The Sun last week when he announced he was using 100 million pounds of our money to buy mosquito nets for African children.

No doubt these nets are needed and will help African children. But what about our own kids? Thanks to New Labour policies crime is at an all time high and there are many children in this country who don't sleep safely at night.

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't his main priority supposed to be the people of this country?

More proof of Gordon Browns Hypocracy

Gormless Gordon, our unelected leader, today asked the Oil producing countries to produce more oil to help keep the price of fuel down and help the economy!

Has this idiot forgotten that the price of fuel in this country is sky high because of the huge amount of taxes his corrupt government levy on oil?

If he seriously wants to make fuel cheaper all he has to do is instruct Mr Darling to lower the tax on it. Or would that be too simple?

Saint Gordon Brown?

I have just seen our unelected leader Gordon Brown on TV claiming that the first thing he thinks of when he wakes up in the morning is "How can I make things better for the poor in this country?"

I have never heard such a load of patronising crap in my entire life! What is he after? A Sainthood? Even Billy Liar didn't come out with anything that ridiculous! Does he honestly expect anyone to believe it? How the man interviewing him kept a straight face I will never know!

The sooner this ridiculous buffon goes the better.

Even Friends of the Earth are upset!

Even Friends of the Earth are upset with the latest EU directive that makes us have biofuel in our petrol and diesel from today.

“Most people will be horrified to know the Government is putting biofuels in our petrol when the damage they do to forests could make climate change worse,” said Friends of the Earth biofuels campaigner, Kenneth Richter. “People want to see real green transport solutions that will make a difference to their lives - like better public transport and smarter cars that burn less fuel,” he added.

Now if even the tree huggers agree that this can only harm the planet then why have the EU pushed this through? I would love to know how many of the European MP's who voted it through have shares in biofuel producing companies.

Perfect Panties. Adults Only

We have just added another site to our portfollio, Perfect Panties. As the name suggests this site features nothing but gorgeous babes in their panties. Just like this hot blonde here.

Take a look at Perfect Panties here.

Forced to kill.

Up until today if you drive a car you may or may not have been harming the planet and promototing global warming. It really depends on who you believe, the majority of scientists who claim global warming is a myth or the minority who have a vested interest in claiming it is true to keep their funding and their cushy jobs. However your choice of fuel was very much a matter of personal preference and economics. From today that choice has been taken away from you.

A new EU ruling means that from today every gallon of fuel you buy has, by law, had at least 2.5% biofuel added. To make this biofuel rain forests are being cut down and grain planted in their place, the price of grain worldwide has gone through the roof and because the grain is being used as fuel instead of food people are starving to death worldwide.

All this so the tree huggers can feel good about themselves and politicians can carry on using saving the planet as an excuse to raise taxes. It is a complete disgrace and amounts to little more tham mass murder that anyone who drives a car has no choice but to take part in.

The EU, our inept government and the idiot greenies and tree huggers should be ashamed of themselves. As should anyone who supports them.

Vote Labour or Green and you kill a child in Africa or Asia. It is that simple.

Trying to say thanks

An african assylum seeker arrived at Heathrow with all his family and was immediately given a council house. After moving in he decided to go out and thank the first English person he could find.

He walked around for a couple of hours trying to find an Englishman but couldn't. Everybody he spoke to was also an immigrant. He found people from Pakistan, India, Poland, Romania, every country in the world except England!

Eventually he gave up and went into a pub where he got a pint and sat down at a table with another African. He got talking to the other guy and explained his problem, how he couldn't find an Englishman anywhere.

"Why is this?" he asked.

"Simple" said his new found friend, looking at his watch. "At this time of day the silly buggers are all at work"

A blonde and a Porshe. Adults Only

Just another blonde posing on another fast car. This time it is Playboy babe Amanda Corey and a bright yellow Porshe. See her get her kit off here.

Geri Haliwell

For some reason unbeknown to me Spice Girl Geri Haliwell was the most searched for woman on the Internet yesterday. So I figure if that is what people are looking for then that is what I should give them.

I have managed to find a few good pics including Geri Haliwell nipple shots, Geri Haliwell Upskirt pics, Geri Haliwell flashing her gash, Geri Haliwell showing her knickers and Geri Haliwell naked.

So if you are a celebrity searcher and want to see pics of Geri Haliwell flashing her bits you have come to the right place.

We are away for the weekend again. Adults Only

Yes, back to Harringay to see the twins. I would say I am leaving you in Slezy's capable hands but he seems to have gone missing lately.

Here is something for the weekend.

Alicia. Adults Only

Even though the vacancy is filled I figured it would be okay to show you just one more of the applicants, blonde Alicia.

See her credentials here.

The vacancy is filled. Adults Only

The vacancy at Angels Pool in Paleokastritsa has now been filled. They have employed the lovely Kaydin. She has promised to send us a photo set every now and again so you will be seeing a lot more of her on this site.

Take a look at her here.

The green party mascot. Adults Only

The green party have finally got round to sending us their mascot. And she is of course a tree hugger, and foreign. Rumours that they drove to Heathrow in a group of four by fours, flew out to the brazillian rain forest to take the pics, flew back again and drove home in the four by fours, just to save the planet, have yet to be confirmed.

See her here.

An English brunette. Adults Only

Here we have another English amateur getting her kit off, this time a long haired brunette. Take a much closer look at her here.

Best of British. Adults Only

Now as you are all aware we feature the odd bird getting her kit off on here now and again. However they are usually foreign birds. So I figure it is time we put this right and featured a few more English ones.

Also most of the models we feature tend to be professionals. But everybody has to earn a living so I have decided it is time we featured a few more amateurs as well.

So with that in mind here we have an English amateur stripping. Enjoy the show here.

Justice or just another tax?

Fixed penalties, or “on the spot fines” were originally introduced as a way of reducing the amount of offences dealt with by the courts, freeing up court time and allowing them to deal with more serious matters. They were mainly used for minor motoring offences and usually carried an incentive for the motorist in that if they just paid up promptly then the fine was lower.

However fixed penalties are now used for a whole range of different offences. Are they really an effective way of dealing with minor crime or have they become just another tax?

Police now use fixed penalties for many different crimes, littering, smoking in public, shop lifting, drunkenness and anti social behaviour to name just a few. Transport police use them if you don’t buy a ticket and councils use them for parking offences. When parking tickets, speeding tickets and other minor motoring offences are taking into consideration over a million fixed penalties are issued every week in this country making it a very lucrative industry.

These fixed penalties have a number of advantages for the people issuing them. They are quick and easy to issue. They are cheap and don’t tie up people in court. Most offenders just pay up, even if they are not guilty. But are they fair and just and do they work? Let’s look at some examples.

Since fixed penalty speeding fines were introduced around two million people have been fined for speeding. Surely if they worked and were acting as a deterrent, as a fine is supposed to, then speeding would no longer be a problem. Judging by the amount of new speed cameras appearing on our roads every week that is not the case.

A few weeks back Chelsea footballer John Terry parked for two hours in a disabled bay in Esher and received a fixed penalty, just as you or I would. Fair enough you might say. Except that this man earns £70,000 a week! A fine is supposed to be a financial penalty that acts as a deterrent and whilst a £60 fine might make you or I think twice about doing it again it is meaningless to somebody who earns that amount of money. Is that fair?

A couple of years back Madonna was attending a gym in London. Instead of her chauffer parking legally he parked outside on the double yellow lines every day for a fortnight and got a ticket every day. Because Madonna could afford the fines it meant she didn’t have to obey the law.

The proliferation of fixed penalties for a whole range of offences now means that in many cases it is only the poor who have to obey the law. If you can afford it and find a law inconvenient all you have to do is ignore it. Is that just? Is the law not supposed to apply to everybody?

Fixed penalties do not work. They do not prevent crime. They do not reduce crime. They are clearly not fair and most certainly not just. The only thing they are good for is raising large amounts of money with the minimum of effort. In my mind that makes them just another tax. Which is why New Labour are so fond of them.

The biofuel scam

Not content with starving people to death by making and promoting totally unneccesary biofuels American companies making importing these fuels are also causing extra pollution and making extra profits by undercutting European manufacturers with a government backed scam.

Companies in America import biodiesel from Asia and Europe and then add a slash of American diesel to it. This means it then qualifies for export subsidies and allows them to ship it back to Europe and sell it at less than domestic supplies cost to manufacture!

And this is legal! But then what do you expect from a country run by and for organised crime?

Global warming. The inconvenient truth.

At a time when 33 countries across Asia and Africa face famine because of the high cost of grain and a worldwide grain shortage caused by using it for bio fuels what do we find?

Well according to experts at the World Meterological Organisation the world will cool down this year, the tenth year in a row that temperatures have remained stable or dropped!

When the lies about global warming and climate change were being used as an excuse by governments everywhere to raise taxes things were bad enough. But now these lies are killing people.

The truth is that global warming is a lie. Nothing more, nothing less. The change in temperatures are a natural occurence and have always happened. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar. It is high time our politicians admitted this, stop lying to us and stopped using these lies as an excuse to tax us.

Alessia Merz Topless

No, I have never heard of her either. But she is a so called celebrity and doesn't have a bad body so I figure why not show her on here? So here we have Alessia Merz Topless and Alessia Merz naked.

Number 61. Lucy Pinder. Adults Only

Number 61 in the most searched for women in the UK is model Lucy Pinder. While other sites might show her in a bikini or something we have gone one better. Here we have Lucy Pinder in black stockings and black lingerie, stripping just for you!

To see Lucy Pinder strip out of her black stockings and black lingerie click here.

Number 62, Kerry Katona

Number 62 in the most searched for women in the UK is fat bird Kerry Katona. I was going to find some topless pics of her, there are plenty about. But lets be honest who wants to see Kerry Katona topless anyway? It could put you off women for life! This pic of Kerry Katona in a bikini is bad enough!

So, for all you chubby chasers here is Kerry Katona in a bikini. My apologies to the rest of you.

Long haired babe. Adults Only

As you may or may not know I have a thing about long hair on a woman. I love it! Which is just one of the reasons I quite like Fiona. See if you can spot any other reasons here.

Fiona outdoors. Adults Only

The very best bit of summer is when the babes get too hot and feel obliged to take their clothes off. Just like Fiona. See her cool down here.

Coming soon to a park near you. Adults Only

As the weather gets better so the women will wear less and less clothes. Okay I know that this isn't always a good thing and that there will be some real horrors on show but there will also be some very nice views available as well. As a taste of things to come here is pretty blonde Alison Angel. Enjoy the view here.

It is officially spring! Adults Only

Despite the snow, the cold and the generally lousy weather we have been having it is officially spring. Which means that the weather has to get better soon and it will soon be summer! So, just to remind everybody what the summer will bring, I have decided we need some pics of some lovely ladies posing outdoors, just to cheer us all up.

I have started with todays featured babe, Lia. Put your sunglasses on and take a good look here.

Lovely Lia. Adults Only

Here we have featured babe Lia again. Enjoy her here.

Featured babe. Adults Only

Time for another featured babe. This time the lovely Lia. This blonde babe is simply gorgeous. Take a closer look at her here.

Only four weeks. Adults Only

It is only four weeks until the new season starts in Paleokastitsa and we still havent found them their new staff at Angels Pool. Here is the latest applicant, Valentina. See what you think here.

Smoking the weed. Adults Only

At the moment the media are all wetting their pants about puff being reclassified as a class B drug instaed of class C. Why? What difference do they think it will make? Apart from making it easier to get hold of.

It was downgraded to free up police time and allow them to deal with proper crime instead of hassling adults who just want to have a puff. Has anything changed? Has crime suddenly gone down so much that the police can take a break form working as tax collectors and once more hassle us?

Of course not! Crime gets worse everyday and the police have even less time. So what would reclassifying it actually achieve?

It is about time these idiots in the media started looking at the big picture instead of jumping on every bandwagon that come along. The choices are very very simple.

Do we want our police force hassling motorists, hassling pot smokers, hassling cigarette smokers and generally acting as the military wing of the "lets stop everyone enjoying themselves" brigade? Or do we want them catching violent criminals, dealing with crack cocaine and heroin dealers, sorting out gun crime and making it once more safe to walk the streets? The choice is simple for real people who live in the real world. Unfortunately our politicians live in a world of their own.

Over the past ten years New Labour have proved that they dont give a damn about crime providing they raise money. Anybody who voted for them should be ashamed.

God made grass, man made beer. Which one do you trust?

Here is a bird.

If you smoke Marijuana you need to read this.

Anybody who smokes grass at all needs to read this now.

http://www.gritweed.co.uk

We have been so busy. Adults Only

We have been so busy lately that we have been risking prosecution by not doing enough for the sexually challenged, sorry, homosexual community. So I am putting that right straight away! The last thing we need is a visit from the thought police!

So here, especially for all you homosexuals visiting the site, are a couple of dykes getting at it. Take a look here.

We have not forgotten. Adults Only

We have not forgotten the top 100 searched for birds in the UK and we will feature some more soon. It is just that there are so many other things to do as well. And there are only two of us! We did think Sleasy was going to help ease the load but since his latest delivery of baby oil he has been too busy dumping a load to play with us!

And there is just so many things going on at the moment! The search for an unpaid secretary, the search for staff for Angels Pool, the mayoral elections, Peters bid to become an MP etc etc. Plus we have to spend every weekend keeping the twins satisfied. And at our age that is not easy!

And with this present bunch of clowns in charge there is always something new to distract us! So, we will get round to everything eventually. We just don't know when.

Here is a bird.

Baggage crisis at T5 resolved. Adults Only

British Airways have finally come up with a solution to the baggage crisis at the new Terminal 5. They are going to use sniffer dogs! People will wave a sweaty sock under the dogs nose and then the dog will go off and find the luggage!

Here is a naked blonde.

An experiment. Adults Only

Well having slagged off the advertising industry in the last two posts I figured I would try an experiment and do some advertising of my own. So I am going to use this post to advertise one of our sister sites, Simply Legs.

Simply Legs is the number one site for all you leg lovers out there featuring endless galleries of leggy babes in stockings, just like this one here.

Take a look at this leggy babe here then go take a look at Simply Legs.

It is not just TV. Adults Only

It is not just on TV that the morons in the advertising world get it completely wrong. Yesterday I was in Sainsbury's and saw their new marketing campaign in action.

Some genius, probably with a degree in marketing or consumer exploitation has come up with the great idea of putting a sign on everything they sell cheaper or at the same price as Tesco's pointing it out. A wonderful idea apart from one small detail.

You see what this actually means is that every product that doesn't have a sign saying it is cheaper than in Tesco's or the same price as in tesco's is actually dearer in sainsbury's than in Tesco's! Otherwise they would be boasting about it!

So all this wonderful advertising campaign is actually doing is pointing out to people that on the whole Sainsbury's prices are higher than Tesco's! Brilliant! What a marketing strategy! Shop with us because we are more expensive!

And somebody got paid a lot of our money to to come up with this. As I said before, advertising is nothing more than a tax on consumers.

Here is a bird.

Advertising industry. Adults Only

Regular readers will know exactly what I think of the advertising industry. A bunch of self serving, lying, parasites leeching off of the rest of society and serving no useful purpose whatsoever. Last night, while watching TV I found yet more proof of this.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, the very first episode and was amazed by the choice of adverts. Now it doesn't take a genius to work out who is likely to be watching this program at eleven o'clock in the evening. They are most likely to be men, single men to be exact, sitting at home bored with nothing else to do. They will most likely be sitting at their computer or taking a break from it before customising another Consulate and sitting up half the night.

So what do the geniuses in the advertising department at Bravo choose to tempt these people into parting with their money? A Marks and Spencer advert! A long annoying Marks and Spencer advert with a lighthouse in it designed specifically to con members of the inferior sex, females, out of their money.

What did they think was going to happen? Did they think we would all watch this annoying piece of crap then rush out today and buy some new skids at M&S? Did they actually think at all? Is anyone in the advertising industry even capable of thought? Do they have the equipment?

Basically M&S just wasted their money. Or, more realistically, our money. Because the cost of keeping these idiots in BMW's and foreign holidays comes out of our pockets everytime we buy anything at all and we are subsidising their champagne lifestyles and complete stupidity.

The advertising industry is nothing more than a con and a tax on consumers and something badly needs to be done about it.

Here is a bird.

The Conservative Mascot. Adults Only

The Conservative Mascot is a typical English rose, complete with blue stockings. It is nice to know that Boris Johnson is a true Englishman and should he be elected will actually taylor his policies to include the English rather than exclude them as Barmy Ken has done for the past eight years.

Take a look at the Conservative mascot here.

In the interests of fairness. Adults Only

Unlike the present government here at PMT for Men we belive in treating people fairly. So we have invited each of the contenders for the Mayor of London to send us in a few pics of one of their mascots.

This is barmy Ken and new labour's contribution. You can tell by the red stockings. And by the fact that she is Eastern European and has done the job cheaper than an English bird would and for cash in hand.

Throw rotten fruit at her here.

Prescription charges down in Scotland. Adults Only

In a blatant attempt to buy votes prescription charges have just gone down in Scotland. Where do you think the money for this has come from?

Well if I tell you that prescription charges in England have just gone up by 20p an item will that give you a clue?

Discrimination is still alive and well in this country and as usual the English are the victims.

If you voted Labour you should be ashamed.

Here is a bird.

Of little or no economic value. Adults Only

Imigrants bring little or no economic value to the country. Something that I and several other people have been saying for years and have been branded as racist for saying so. But now it is official. It is what the Lords found in a special report.

Anyone with any common sense already knew it. The taxes they pay and the work they do does not compensate for the extra drain on resources and other problems they bring. Our hospitals can't cope. Neither can our schools, our roads, our housing departments or our police.

English workers have ended up having to work for peanuts because these imigrants are prepared to work for much less money. Thats not me being racist. That is what the report says.

So now it is official and now the new taxes party knows that it's open door policies are destroying our country will it do something about it? Don't hold your breath.

Here is a bird.

I suppose that isn't fair. Adults Only

I guess it really isn't fair having a go at Peter for going on about politics. After all there are local elections coming up and he is only trying to make sure that as many people as possible realise just what this sad sorry excuse for a government has done to this country and to the poor people of this country.

There is also a chance to elect a new Mayor of London so it is also important that people realise what a self serving hypocritical prat Ken Livingstone is.

Here is a bird.

Important stuff. Adults Only

Well as Peter has worn himself out boring you all to death with his political stuff it is once more up to me to get the site on track and do the important stuff. Stuff like the search for new staff at Angels Pool.

Well this bird sent her pic in and she is quite nice so I figured I would find out what you all think.

Take a look here.

Tough on Crime!

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. That was how Billy Liar described New Labour the first time he was elected. Lowest crime rates in London for years. So says barmy Ken Livingstone in his bid to protect his job. Crime is falling in real terms. That was what we were told the last time they released official figures.

So if these statements are true how come Labour MP Harriet Harman wore a stab proof jacket when she visited her constituency of Peckham? If she felt she needed this protection whilst being acompanied by no less than three police officers then what chance does anybody else have?

And what does it say about New Labour and ken Livingstone? If you voted New Labour you should hang your head in shame.

Prediction of the month

As you will all no doubt be aware a plane crashed in Farnborough in Kent on Sunday and an accident investigation is under way. This has come at a very inconveniant time as Heathrow airport steps up the campaign to build a third runway and bring the entire road system in West London to a complete standstill.

I predict that this air crash will be blamed on human error, whatever the real cause. You see, should it turn out to be a defect in the planes engines or some other mechanical failure then the campaign for the third runway will suffer a serious blow as people realise that even more air traffic overhead can only end in one way, a huge air crash that kills hundreds. But a human error is not deemed quite as serious and people will asume that the pilots of jet airliners are better trained so it is not likely to happen at Heathrow.

And there is already too much money involved to let safety interfere with the desire to make a fast buck. Bribes have already been paid, shares in companies promised and contributions to election campaigns have already been spent. The third runway will get the go ahead whatever happens. Even if that means fiddling the results of an accident investigation.

Prediction of the week

This week I am going to make a prediction. I predict that no matter what happens in the Zimbabwe elections that nothing will change.

Mugabe will just use his soldiers and police force, bought and paid for with billions of pounds of foreign aid, to keep power no matter what.

And politicians will moan and make speeches, western leaders will denounce him and then they will keep sending him money and nothing will change.

The best bit about getting home

As you all know I spend most weekends in Harringay now. It is great and I have fun but I do look forward to getting home. Why? Well quite simply it's great to get home and have a proper sit down on my own bog!

Forget all this rubbish people come up with about how good it is to get home and have a proper cup of tea or sleep in their own bed. The main thing you miss when you are away anywhere is your own loo and your own koran paper!

I dont know why this is, a bog should be the same anywhere. But they are not and there is something about sitting down on your own bog and having a nice long dump that cant be replicated on a strange loo.

April 1st

Hi all, April already, and the day that we all trawl through the newspapers trying to decide what is real and what is an April fools joke. This didn't used to be too difficult but after eleven years of the new taxes party in charge the line between reality and farce is becoming increasingly blurred. So far today I have only looked at The Sun and their April fool joke really took some spotting!

The first thing that sprang to mind was two soldiers being killed on duty trying to bring democracy to Afghanistan while at the same time their unelected primeminister was refusing to allow the people a say on giving up more powers to Europe just in case he loses. But the soldiers were British and the unelected man in charge was Gordon Brown so it turned out to be true!

Then there was the hospital with blood all over the floors and dirty syringes lying around as the deadline approached for the end of the big hospital clean up and yet another government crack down on MRSA. But no, that turned out to be true as well!

Could it be new taxes minister Tessa Jowell joining a campaign to keep her local post office open after voting to have it closed in the house of commons? No, true again!

Or 28,000 bags lost at the new terminal five and passengers waiting a week to get their bags back? Sorry, that turned out to be true as well!

There were so many candidates for the April Fools joke it was beyond belief and It wasn't until I got to the sports pages that I found the actual joke! It said English football players were having to learn Italian so they can speak to the England manager. Or at least I think it's a joke. But given the way this country is going who knows?