Just had the thought police round. Adults Only

Well there I was, lying in bed recovering from the weekends exertions, when I hear somebody hammering at the front door. It was the thought police! They were here to "remind me" that I haven't done anything for the sexually challenged lately and that by not doing so I was in danger of breaking one of the thousands of new laws bought in by the dictators in charge of the country.

Quite which law I was in danger of breaking I am not sure but it was something to do with not giving priority to minorities. Anyway they gave me 24 hours to put things right so here, just for the thought police, the hairdressers and other sexually challenged members of our society is a couple of dykes.

And don't forget, just as I am forced to include content for these people you are obliged by law to look at it as well.

Meet your obligations here.

Another great weekend

Well I am back from another great weekend in sunny Harringay. It wasn't until I was about to leave that I found out that Woodstock and Patch had been watching all weekend and had learnt from the experience.

I am starting my own religion.

As being a Christiam nowdays means being a second class citizen with very little rights I have decided to start my own religion.

I am going to start it in all the backward places in the world. Places where there is no electricity or outside communication so I can give the people the information I want them to have without the inconveniance of somebody telling them something different.

I will set up a code of barbaric laws I will expect them to live by with severe punishments if they don't. Thieves will have their hands cut off, female adulterers will be stoned to death and anybody daring to speak out against the religion will be sentanced to death.

Children will be bought up to believe that my religion is the only true religion and that followers of any other religion are infidels and deserve to die. Training camps will be set up to train and encourage the young to fight for me and my laws.

Women will be treated as second class with no rights at all. They will be uneducated and the property of their man. They will walk four paces behing their man except in war zones where they will walk in front in case of land mines.

Once this religion has become established I will encourage my followers to emigrate to Christian countries where they will use violence and threats of violence to secure priviledges that the original population do not have. I will apoint unelected leaders of my religion in all of these countries and blackmail the governments into given my religion priority and discriminating in it's favour.

Any attempt to control my religion or to criticise it in any way will be met with violence, usually aimed at women and children. My religion will be based on violence, threats, intolerance and the belief that we are the only ones that matter.

I will call this religous cult islam. Will it be legal? What do you think?

What happened to the discrimination laws?

Correct me if I am wrong but I was under the impression that we had laws in this country making discrimination illegal. Do they still exist? If you are English, white, male or single, then you can be forgiven for thinking that they don't.

The English are discriminated against on a regular basis. We don't have our own parliament, we are denied access to drugs that other British citizens get, we have to pay for prescriptions that are free elsewhere in the UK etc etc.

To meet ethnic quota's whites are barred from applying for certain jobs and have to meet far stricter selection criteria than non whites. Again, blatant discrimination.

Men are also discriminated against on a daily basis. Every news paper has a womans section at least once a week. When did you last see a mens section? This week, in the budget, money was set aside to help woman in business. Why? If they can't get by on their own merits why should they be given funds denied to men?

And being single is just as bad. You pay more taxes, more for holidays, are expected to not only subsidise other peoples children but also have to fund the efforts to control the little brats. Single people are always last in line for council houses and if you are a single male with a female doctor you will never get to see her because women and children will be given priority.

If we are going to have anti discrimination laws then they should apply to everybody and it should be illegal to discriminate against anybody for any reason. Because if it isn't then there laws themselves are discriminatary and have no place in our society.

We are away for the weekend again. Adults Only

Yes, Castonya and I are off to see the twins again tonight! Another weekend in sunny Harringay. Which means that once more you are in the hands of Slezy! Best of luck!

muslims up in arms again, just for a change.

Once again the members of the religious cult of islam are on the war path. This time because of a film. The Dutch politician, Freedom Party leader Geert Wilders, is set to release a film this month that, according to muslims, insults islam and the koran.

But if it does then so what?

The one thing this so called "tolerant" cult cannot get their heads round is that the Western World is not only predominantly Christian but that we also enjoy a priviledge called Freedom of Speech!

We have the right to our own opinions, we have the right to express them and we have the right to mock, insult or critisize anything we don't agree with, including what a lot of us consider to be evil, intolerant religious cults.

Threatening violence everytime somebody dares to criticize islam just confirms what we already think. That islam is a cult based on violence, intolerance and threats, and has no place in a civilised society.

And before I get complaints that I haven't used capital letters for islam, muslim and the koran I will point out that I have used lower case deliberately. Using capitals is a sign of respect and until muslims grow up and accept our laws, our way of life and our freedom of speech then I have no respect for them or their religous cult whatsoever.

It's all very well. Adults Only

It is all very well Peter starting to get better but it really spoils my fun! While he was at hospital getting prodded and poked about by the nurses I used to spend my time ogling them! What will I do now? He really is so selfish sometimes!

Here is one of the nurses from yesterday. Enjoy her here.

They just keep coming. Adults Only

Despite cancelling the advert once we found out we would need to pay them we keep getting applicants for the job of secretary. The latest one is Lucy.

Take a look at her qualifications here.

Just been shopping. Adults Only

I have just been shopping and managed to fit this into my trolley! Don't quite know what I will do with it yet but I am sure I will think of something!

Have you any ideas?

The next applicant. Adults Only

We have amother applicant for a job at Angels Bar in Paleokastritsa. This time it is busty Canadian porn star Lanny who just fancies a change for the summer. She sent this gallery of pics with her CV.

See what you think here.

A bird and a bike. Adults Only

Here we have a very slutty brunette straddling a very nice looking bike. To see the rest of these pics click here.

He has let me out!

I didn't expect to get out to play tonight but Peter is so pleased tonight that I managed to talk him into it. And the first thing I have to ask is why can't we see their knickers?

I am talking about the birds on Wolf's train set. Okay they have short skirts on but that is hardly enough to get them a spot on here is it? And it definitely isn't enough to get them on Simply Upskirt.

So come on Wolf. Lets see the colour of their panties. If they are wearing any!

My cancer is in remission!

Went to the hospital today and apparantly my cancer is now in remission. It can of course come back at any time but for the moment it is gone. I have to have regular check up's and if I am still clear of it in five years then I should be safe.

I will never be able to breath properly again, will always have trouble with stairs and hills, wont be able to lift anything and any woman lucky enough to get me into bed will have to get on top and do all the work.

But I am still alive and hopefully will be for quite a bit longer. Sorry about that!

Wolf took Castonya's advice!

I have never known this before, somebody actually taking some notice of what Castonya had to say! But Wolf has and has included women in short skirts on his train set!

My turn now. Adults Only

Well castonya was on here earlier showing off because he had found some pics of some gorgeous women. And to be fair they were not too bad. But neither is this blonde babe here.

Take a look and see what you think.

Number 87, Danielle Lloyd.

No, I have never heard of her either but Danielle LLoyd is number 87 in the most searched for women. I think she may have once shagged a member of the Royal family but I am not certain. Anyway I didn't find Danielle Lloyd topless or Danielle Lloyd upskirt pics but I did find Danielle Lloyd in a bikini and Danielle Lloyd in stockings and suspenders and Danielle Lloyd in a thong. And she doesn't have a bad body on her either!

Our favourite English slapper.

Our favourite English slapper, Abi Titmuss, has been at it again. Going out without her knickers. And here is the proof. two pics of Abi Titmuss knickerless, Abi Titmuss showing her pussy, Abi Titmuss minus her panties.

Suzanne Shaw Upskirt no knickers.

This is Suzanne Shaw from Dancing on Ice showing us that she doesn't wear knickers. Yes Suzanne Shaw knickerless, Suzanne Shaw flashing her gash, Suzanne Shaw without any panties, Suzanne Shaw in a knickerless upskirt pic.

Perfect 10! Adults Only

Well this is the last of the new birds I am going to show you today. And she is a perfect 10! What couldn't you do with her? I guarantee that as soon as Slezy sees her he will dissapear into his bedroom with a new bottle of baby oil and wont come out until he has used the lot. And as for Wolf. I can hear him panting from here!

Enjoy her here.

A blonde and a BMW. Adults Only

Here we have a blonde posing on and in a BMW. So something for us normal blokes as well as for the hairdressers and other sexually challenged men out there.

Because you will never see normal men driving BMW's! You might as well wear a badge that says" I have a small willy"!

These cars are built purely for women, hairdressers and the leeches in the advertising industry. No normal self respecting man would be seen dead in one. Especially a convertable!

See what you think of the bird here.

This is Monika. Adults Only

Yet another babe from this new site. This time a fairly passable brunette. Take a good look at her hot body here.

I am impressed. Adults Only

Just been having a look through these new galleries and so far I am impressed. I haven't yet found a minger! See all of this blonde here.

Just signed up. Adults Only

In the interests of bringing you the reader the best crumpet available on the Internet we have just signed up to another content supplier. We haven't studied it properly yet but it seems to have some rather nice fit birds on it.

Here is one of them, a young lady named Nicki. See much more of her here.

Our weekend. Adults Only

As you all know Peter and I went away at the weekend to meet a couple of twins and we had a great time. While Peter and his one did their thing me and the other one went to bed at five on Friday afternoon and got up at two the next afternoon. Then went back to bed at five again and back up at two Sunday afternoon.

Anyway I thought it only fair to show you the pics of my one. At least I think it is her. Once I found the wet spot I took my glasses off and after that it really didn't matter what she looked like!

See the pics here.

Reality Check. Adults Only

When Peter has been boring you with his opinion of the turds who run this country he has been posting some pics of some nice fit birds.

Now that is all well and good and yes they are nice to look at but come on get real! Are any of you ever going to pull something like that again? In your dreams maybe but thats it!

You are all old. You have no chance. And even if you did she would kill you within a week. Lets face it most of you would happily settle for this minger here!

Wolf left the trains alone! Adults Only

Well there is a miracle. Wolf left his train set alone long enough to play with Jana! I am impressed!

It's not a real train set he has. It's better! It's on the PC and he is making his own layout, his own towns, naming the pubs, building the roads, everything! And you get to drive trains round it as well which is cool.

But he is always playing with it! He is as bad as Slezy with his baby oil and Peter with his racing. But he enjoys it so why not? At least he wont risk going blind like Slesy!

But here is an idea Wolf. How about putting something like this on the layout?

He leaves all the important stuff to me! Adults Only

It's all very well Peter going off on one with all this serious stuff but when he does he neglects the other stuff. which means more work for me.

The applicants for the job at Angels Bar in Paleocastritsa, Corfu have been flodding in but he has been so caught up in saving the country that he hasn't bothered to introduce them to you. So I guess I will have to do it.

This one is Karrin. A foreign bird I think. I have no idea where she comes from. Between her legs like the rest of them I presume.

Anyway, see what you think here.

Good old Jeremy Clarkson. Adults Only

The comic, sorry, The Mirror, was having a shit hernia today because Jeremy Clarkson was seen driving down the A40 at 70mph talking on his phone! he was a disgrace, a danger to the public and when you see him coming you should all lock up your daughters. They even mentioned it in the editorial.

Now were he driving a six speed manual and cutting through traffic with a phone in his hand the coverage this sad sorry excuse for a newspaper gave it would be excessive. But he wasn't. He was driving in a straight line, and more importantly driving an automatic.

Now if it is as dangerous as The Mirror claim for him to hold a phone in his left hand while driving then is it not just as dangerous for everybody driving a manual to take their hand off of the wheel to change gear? Are they now going to demand all manual cars are banned?

Or was all the fuss just because it was Jeremy Clarkson who just happens to write a column for their biggest rivals, the Sun?

Here is a bird.

Talking of being ashamed. Adults Only

Talking of being ashamed anybody who voted Liberal should hang their heads after their performance this week. In their Election campaign they promised to let us have a referendum on the EU, just like the New Taxes party did. But when it came to the vote and the chance to deliver what they promised what did they do?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They were ordered by the party to abstain.

Why was this? Do the promises they made the voters mean nothing? We expect that from Labour because they are socialists and socialism is all about lies and dictatorship. But from the Liberals?

By abstaining they effectively stopped the referendum in it's tracks and at the same time proved that they have no coherent policies, no opinions and no respect whatsoever for the British public.

Here is a bird.

My budget predictions. Adults Only

Well this time last year Gordon Brown was in charge of the budget. Do you remember? He cut income tax by 2%. He also scrapped the base rate of 10% which means that anyone earning less than £18,000 now pays more tax and anyone earning more pays less. Another kick in the nuts for the poor from New Labour.

So what can the poor expect this time? How much more of our money will Labour want to buy votes and keep us where they want us, dirt poor? What will Mr Darling do to us this time?

Well for a start your fags will go up. Of course this will be because of health reasons. Or so he will claim. In fact everytime cigarettes go up all that happens is even more people buy cheap imports from abroad, many of them pirates from eastern Europe, which cause even bigger health problems. And who buys these cheap fags? Mainly the poor, who can no longer afford the real thing.

And alcohol will go up as well. But he wont stick £10 a bottle on Champagne. No he will put the price of a pint up, and a glass of wine. Because if he stops the poor from being able to afford a drink then drunkeness will go down. Or so he will claim, totally ignoring the fact that the poor can't afford to drink very much anyway.

Then fuel will go up as well, the excuse being that they want us to all use buses and save the environment. And leave more room on the roads for their chauffer driven Limousines. Once again this most affects the poor. Not only because we have to pay more for our petrol but also because dearer fuel puts the price of everything else up.

I predict it will be a typical New Taves party budget. One where the rich get richer and the poor got poorer. If you are a Labour voter you should hang your head in shame.

Here is a bird.

Wolf's new seat cover. Adults Only

Well as we thought Jana does make a great seat cover for Wolf's bike. Here she is in all her glory draped all over it. Which should shut Castonya up!

Click on the pic to get a better look. To see the rest of her click here.

Copyright Wolf. 2008

Linda Lusardi

Number 90 in the top 100 searched for women was Linda Lusardi. This is one I have actually heard of. She was voted best page 3 girl ever last year and is one of the very few women I have seen that still looks pretty fit and shagable at forty five.

Oddly enough I can't find any pics of Linda Lusardi topless or flashing her knickers which is a bit odd considering that is what she is famous for!

But here she is as she looks now anyway.

New road safety device.

A new seatbelt was released on the market today. Experts say that when used in the manner shown it can cut accidents by fifty percent.

Cant believe the size of this photo! Adults Only

This bird is on here purely because of the size of the photo's. They are huge! Take a look here.

Davina Macall

Here finally are the pics of Davina Macall.

Ever wondered why your taxes are so high?

Have you ever wondered why you have to give the government so much of your hard earned money in Taxes? Well this will help explain why.

Because Peter no longer gets SSP he has to have income support. This is done through his local job centre at Twickenham, whose postal address is in Croydon. So any letters he sends are picked up from the post box, taken to Twickenham sorting office, next door to the job centre, then sent to Croydon, put into a van and sent back to Twickenham.

When he sends in his sick certificate he has to send it to Wandsworth and Lambeth job centre, whose postal address is in Preston!

So it gets picked up from the post box, taken to Twickenham sorting office, sent to Preston then returned to Wandsworth before being sent to Croydon and sent back to Twickenham.

And I am not winding you up. That is the gods honest truth.

Top 100

To celebrate International Womens day MSN have compiled a list of the top 100 searched for women in the UK over the past six months. God there are some dogs in there! Marianne Faithful for instance. Why would anybody in their right mind want to look at her now the worms have been at her?

So, in the interests of getting hold of the credit cards of the sort of perverts who search for celebrity women on the Internet, I am going to feature some of them, as and when I feel like it.

At number 99 we have an ex minger of the month, Davina McCall. This talentless bimbo used to be on TV all the time, presumably because she shagged the right people, but lately we have been blessed with not seeing a lot of her.

As usual I looked for Davina McCall topless and Davina McCall knickerless and Davina McCall having lesbian sex. I didn't find any but I did find some pics of Davina McCall showing a lot of cleveage and Davina McCall upskirt showing her knickers.

Unfortunately I can't post them at the moment though because, as is usual since google took over Blogger, the server won't upload them!

Well if? Adults Only

Well if we are going to be labelled an adult site I guess it won't hurt to have some crumpet on here will it? This brunette babe is Tiffany Brookes from Hustlers Barely Legal site.

See a lot more of here.

This site is officially a porn site!

Yes, according to google this site is a porn site and can only be viewed by people over eighteen. The same with MSN. Unless you alter your settings to allow adult content then this site won't appear in any searches.

But what do we have on here that you won't find in the Sun newspaper?

Yes we have half naked women. So does the Sun. We have links to porn sites. The Sun has adverts for porn sites and charges them to advertise.

The only thing you will find on this site that is not in the Sun is the truth. So why isn't the Sun considered an adult publication and only available to over eighteens?

I am Confused.

As I said a while back we apparantly have a binge drinking problem in this country. The governments solution? Put the price of alcohol up. Which leaves me very confused.

Are they saying that we have a binge drinking problem or are they saying that poor people have a binge drinking problem? If the problem is just among more people then yes I can see that putting up prices would help.

However I don't believe that the problem is just among more people. In fact my experience from driving mini cabs leads me to believe the opposite is true. The kids who I used to pick up from the clubs in Kingston, the kids fightinmg every Friday and saturday evening and turning Kingston town centre into a war zone were not poor. The poor can't afford the entrance fee to these clubs let alone the extortionate price of drinks.

So if the problem is not just confined to poor people then how does putting up the price of alcohol for everybody help?

It doesn't. It's just the latest excuse from the New Taxes party to take even more of our money. If you are a Labour voter or supporter you should hang your head in shame.

Racism alive and well.

Well as I am sure many of you already know, despite us having a multicultural society, racism is alive and well. To prove this the Welsh Parliament has just decided to abolish car parking charges at hospitals.

Now I don't have a problem with them abolishing what is basically just a tax on being ill but why should the Welsh get free parking when the English don't? Why do they get free prescriptions when the English don't?

The answer is of course because they have their own Parliament whereas the English don't. Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland all have their own Parliament and are considered countries in their own right. England doesn't have one and is considered just a part of the United Kingdom.

Except when it comes to taxes. Then we in England are considered just a cash cow and are taxed unmercilessly so that these other countries can enjoy priviledges that we are not allowed.

The Welsh, the Scots or the Irish getting things that we don't is discrimination. Because they get these things because of their nationality and we don't get them because of ours then this can only be desribed as racial discrimination. Which is not only illegal under UK law but also under European law.

So when can we expect to see the entire government in the dock being prosecuted for it?

Weekend Away

I couldn't help thinking of that old saying "while the cats away the mice will play" when Pete and Castonya said they were off for the weekend.

Anyway now that they have gone I thought I'd post a pic of the mice at play.

International Women's Day

If you read the earlier post you will all know that its International Womens day tommorrow.
We all know how much they like shopping so I have an idea for a new shop just for women.

Husband Mart ....!!!

A store called Husband Mart that sells husbands.
Women can go there and choose a husband from among many men.
The store consists of 6 floors. As you open the door to any floor you can choose a man from that floor or Choose to go up to the next floor.
But you cannot go back down to a previous floor, except to exit the
building.

So a woman goes to Husband Mart to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself,
"Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further
up?"
So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself,
"That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"
And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
Good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
And up she goes again.
The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids are extremely good looking,
and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!"
And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be waiting
me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.


The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists, solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

Peter off for a weekend of sex

I just received this pic from Castonya of Peter on his way to HarrinGAY.






 

Before I go.

I forgot, I promised to post some pics of Corfu for somebody. So here they are.

We are away for the weekend. Adults Only

Well Castonya and I are off to sunny Harringay for the weekend. We have a double date with a Gemini! We are also under strict orders that we have to be waiting for them naked in their bed when they get home from work. Which I guess makes us sex objects! Cool!

What this means is that for the next couple of days you will be entirely in Mr Slezy's greasy hands.

So enjoy this blonde bird while you have the chance.

Who are you calling an idiot? Adults Only

Well the cheek of it! Castonya calling me an idiot! Okay he has a point about Wolf, he was the worlds worse official photographer. But why have a go at me?

And yes he has a point about the bike seat. But Wolf assures me he has is own carrying handle and that the lady just sits in front of him and he plugs it in. Then no matter how fast or hard he rides she doesn't fall off.

Here is another bird.

Idiots or what? Adults Only

Now whilst I agree that Jana is a bit of a babe and would grace the back seat of any bike there seems to be one thing that Wolf and Peter have overlooked. Take a good look at the picture of the bike and see if you can work out what they missed?

Have you got it yet?

Yes that is it! The bike doesn't actually have a back seat! Now why am I not surprised? After all we are talking about that idiot Peter here and don't forget that Wolf was the official site photographer who never actually got round to remembering his camera let alone taking any pictures!

But have another look at Jana anyway.

I have my own account now. Adults Only

Yes, that Castonya has finally let me have my own account now so you can tell it is me writing just by looking at the name at the bottom of the post.

To celebrate here is another gallery of Jana, the bird who will look good on the back of Wplf's bike.

Enjoy her here.

Seat cover. Adults Only

Well Wolf has been looking out for a new seat cover for his bike, pictured below, and it looks like we have found one for him. We found her on our sister site, Simply Upskirt.

What do you think? Would she enhance the appearance? Would she look good on the back of the bike? Take a look here and see for yourself. Or visit Simply Upskirt here and see all the lovely ladies he had to choose from.