Fiona outdoors. Adults Only

The very best bit of summer is when the babes get too hot and feel obliged to take their clothes off. Just like Fiona. See her cool down here.

Coming soon to a park near you. Adults Only

As the weather gets better so the women will wear less and less clothes. Okay I know that this isn't always a good thing and that there will be some real horrors on show but there will also be some very nice views available as well. As a taste of things to come here is pretty blonde Alison Angel. Enjoy the view here.

It is officially spring! Adults Only

Despite the snow, the cold and the generally lousy weather we have been having it is officially spring. Which means that the weather has to get better soon and it will soon be summer! So, just to remind everybody what the summer will bring, I have decided we need some pics of some lovely ladies posing outdoors, just to cheer us all up.

I have started with todays featured babe, Lia. Put your sunglasses on and take a good look here.

Lovely Lia. Adults Only

Here we have featured babe Lia again. Enjoy her here.

Featured babe. Adults Only

Time for another featured babe. This time the lovely Lia. This blonde babe is simply gorgeous. Take a closer look at her here.

Only four weeks. Adults Only

It is only four weeks until the new season starts in Paleokastitsa and we still havent found them their new staff at Angels Pool. Here is the latest applicant, Valentina. See what you think here.

Smoking the weed. Adults Only

At the moment the media are all wetting their pants about puff being reclassified as a class B drug instaed of class C. Why? What difference do they think it will make? Apart from making it easier to get hold of.

It was downgraded to free up police time and allow them to deal with proper crime instead of hassling adults who just want to have a puff. Has anything changed? Has crime suddenly gone down so much that the police can take a break form working as tax collectors and once more hassle us?

Of course not! Crime gets worse everyday and the police have even less time. So what would reclassifying it actually achieve?

It is about time these idiots in the media started looking at the big picture instead of jumping on every bandwagon that come along. The choices are very very simple.

Do we want our police force hassling motorists, hassling pot smokers, hassling cigarette smokers and generally acting as the military wing of the "lets stop everyone enjoying themselves" brigade? Or do we want them catching violent criminals, dealing with crack cocaine and heroin dealers, sorting out gun crime and making it once more safe to walk the streets? The choice is simple for real people who live in the real world. Unfortunately our politicians live in a world of their own.

Over the past ten years New Labour have proved that they dont give a damn about crime providing they raise money. Anybody who voted for them should be ashamed.

God made grass, man made beer. Which one do you trust?

Here is a bird.

If you smoke Marijuana you need to read this.

Anybody who smokes grass at all needs to read this now.

http://www.gritweed.co.uk

We have been so busy. Adults Only

We have been so busy lately that we have been risking prosecution by not doing enough for the sexually challenged, sorry, homosexual community. So I am putting that right straight away! The last thing we need is a visit from the thought police!

So here, especially for all you homosexuals visiting the site, are a couple of dykes getting at it. Take a look here.

We have not forgotten. Adults Only

We have not forgotten the top 100 searched for birds in the UK and we will feature some more soon. It is just that there are so many other things to do as well. And there are only two of us! We did think Sleasy was going to help ease the load but since his latest delivery of baby oil he has been too busy dumping a load to play with us!

And there is just so many things going on at the moment! The search for an unpaid secretary, the search for staff for Angels Pool, the mayoral elections, Peters bid to become an MP etc etc. Plus we have to spend every weekend keeping the twins satisfied. And at our age that is not easy!

And with this present bunch of clowns in charge there is always something new to distract us! So, we will get round to everything eventually. We just don't know when.

Here is a bird.

Baggage crisis at T5 resolved. Adults Only

British Airways have finally come up with a solution to the baggage crisis at the new Terminal 5. They are going to use sniffer dogs! People will wave a sweaty sock under the dogs nose and then the dog will go off and find the luggage!

Here is a naked blonde.

An experiment. Adults Only

Well having slagged off the advertising industry in the last two posts I figured I would try an experiment and do some advertising of my own. So I am going to use this post to advertise one of our sister sites, Simply Legs.

Simply Legs is the number one site for all you leg lovers out there featuring endless galleries of leggy babes in stockings, just like this one here.

Take a look at this leggy babe here then go take a look at Simply Legs.

It is not just TV. Adults Only

It is not just on TV that the morons in the advertising world get it completely wrong. Yesterday I was in Sainsbury's and saw their new marketing campaign in action.

Some genius, probably with a degree in marketing or consumer exploitation has come up with the great idea of putting a sign on everything they sell cheaper or at the same price as Tesco's pointing it out. A wonderful idea apart from one small detail.

You see what this actually means is that every product that doesn't have a sign saying it is cheaper than in Tesco's or the same price as in tesco's is actually dearer in sainsbury's than in Tesco's! Otherwise they would be boasting about it!

So all this wonderful advertising campaign is actually doing is pointing out to people that on the whole Sainsbury's prices are higher than Tesco's! Brilliant! What a marketing strategy! Shop with us because we are more expensive!

And somebody got paid a lot of our money to to come up with this. As I said before, advertising is nothing more than a tax on consumers.

Here is a bird.

Advertising industry. Adults Only

Regular readers will know exactly what I think of the advertising industry. A bunch of self serving, lying, parasites leeching off of the rest of society and serving no useful purpose whatsoever. Last night, while watching TV I found yet more proof of this.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, the very first episode and was amazed by the choice of adverts. Now it doesn't take a genius to work out who is likely to be watching this program at eleven o'clock in the evening. They are most likely to be men, single men to be exact, sitting at home bored with nothing else to do. They will most likely be sitting at their computer or taking a break from it before customising another Consulate and sitting up half the night.

So what do the geniuses in the advertising department at Bravo choose to tempt these people into parting with their money? A Marks and Spencer advert! A long annoying Marks and Spencer advert with a lighthouse in it designed specifically to con members of the inferior sex, females, out of their money.

What did they think was going to happen? Did they think we would all watch this annoying piece of crap then rush out today and buy some new skids at M&S? Did they actually think at all? Is anyone in the advertising industry even capable of thought? Do they have the equipment?

Basically M&S just wasted their money. Or, more realistically, our money. Because the cost of keeping these idiots in BMW's and foreign holidays comes out of our pockets everytime we buy anything at all and we are subsidising their champagne lifestyles and complete stupidity.

The advertising industry is nothing more than a con and a tax on consumers and something badly needs to be done about it.

Here is a bird.

The Conservative Mascot. Adults Only

The Conservative Mascot is a typical English rose, complete with blue stockings. It is nice to know that Boris Johnson is a true Englishman and should he be elected will actually taylor his policies to include the English rather than exclude them as Barmy Ken has done for the past eight years.

Take a look at the Conservative mascot here.

In the interests of fairness. Adults Only

Unlike the present government here at PMT for Men we belive in treating people fairly. So we have invited each of the contenders for the Mayor of London to send us in a few pics of one of their mascots.

This is barmy Ken and new labour's contribution. You can tell by the red stockings. And by the fact that she is Eastern European and has done the job cheaper than an English bird would and for cash in hand.

Throw rotten fruit at her here.

Prescription charges down in Scotland. Adults Only

In a blatant attempt to buy votes prescription charges have just gone down in Scotland. Where do you think the money for this has come from?

Well if I tell you that prescription charges in England have just gone up by 20p an item will that give you a clue?

Discrimination is still alive and well in this country and as usual the English are the victims.

If you voted Labour you should be ashamed.

Here is a bird.

Of little or no economic value. Adults Only

Imigrants bring little or no economic value to the country. Something that I and several other people have been saying for years and have been branded as racist for saying so. But now it is official. It is what the Lords found in a special report.

Anyone with any common sense already knew it. The taxes they pay and the work they do does not compensate for the extra drain on resources and other problems they bring. Our hospitals can't cope. Neither can our schools, our roads, our housing departments or our police.

English workers have ended up having to work for peanuts because these imigrants are prepared to work for much less money. Thats not me being racist. That is what the report says.

So now it is official and now the new taxes party knows that it's open door policies are destroying our country will it do something about it? Don't hold your breath.

Here is a bird.

I suppose that isn't fair. Adults Only

I guess it really isn't fair having a go at Peter for going on about politics. After all there are local elections coming up and he is only trying to make sure that as many people as possible realise just what this sad sorry excuse for a government has done to this country and to the poor people of this country.

There is also a chance to elect a new Mayor of London so it is also important that people realise what a self serving hypocritical prat Ken Livingstone is.

Here is a bird.

Important stuff. Adults Only

Well as Peter has worn himself out boring you all to death with his political stuff it is once more up to me to get the site on track and do the important stuff. Stuff like the search for new staff at Angels Pool.

Well this bird sent her pic in and she is quite nice so I figured I would find out what you all think.

Take a look here.

Tough on Crime!

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. That was how Billy Liar described New Labour the first time he was elected. Lowest crime rates in London for years. So says barmy Ken Livingstone in his bid to protect his job. Crime is falling in real terms. That was what we were told the last time they released official figures.

So if these statements are true how come Labour MP Harriet Harman wore a stab proof jacket when she visited her constituency of Peckham? If she felt she needed this protection whilst being acompanied by no less than three police officers then what chance does anybody else have?

And what does it say about New Labour and ken Livingstone? If you voted New Labour you should hang your head in shame.

Prediction of the month

As you will all no doubt be aware a plane crashed in Farnborough in Kent on Sunday and an accident investigation is under way. This has come at a very inconveniant time as Heathrow airport steps up the campaign to build a third runway and bring the entire road system in West London to a complete standstill.

I predict that this air crash will be blamed on human error, whatever the real cause. You see, should it turn out to be a defect in the planes engines or some other mechanical failure then the campaign for the third runway will suffer a serious blow as people realise that even more air traffic overhead can only end in one way, a huge air crash that kills hundreds. But a human error is not deemed quite as serious and people will asume that the pilots of jet airliners are better trained so it is not likely to happen at Heathrow.

And there is already too much money involved to let safety interfere with the desire to make a fast buck. Bribes have already been paid, shares in companies promised and contributions to election campaigns have already been spent. The third runway will get the go ahead whatever happens. Even if that means fiddling the results of an accident investigation.

Prediction of the week

This week I am going to make a prediction. I predict that no matter what happens in the Zimbabwe elections that nothing will change.

Mugabe will just use his soldiers and police force, bought and paid for with billions of pounds of foreign aid, to keep power no matter what.

And politicians will moan and make speeches, western leaders will denounce him and then they will keep sending him money and nothing will change.

The best bit about getting home

As you all know I spend most weekends in Harringay now. It is great and I have fun but I do look forward to getting home. Why? Well quite simply it's great to get home and have a proper sit down on my own bog!

Forget all this rubbish people come up with about how good it is to get home and have a proper cup of tea or sleep in their own bed. The main thing you miss when you are away anywhere is your own loo and your own koran paper!

I dont know why this is, a bog should be the same anywhere. But they are not and there is something about sitting down on your own bog and having a nice long dump that cant be replicated on a strange loo.

April 1st

Hi all, April already, and the day that we all trawl through the newspapers trying to decide what is real and what is an April fools joke. This didn't used to be too difficult but after eleven years of the new taxes party in charge the line between reality and farce is becoming increasingly blurred. So far today I have only looked at The Sun and their April fool joke really took some spotting!

The first thing that sprang to mind was two soldiers being killed on duty trying to bring democracy to Afghanistan while at the same time their unelected primeminister was refusing to allow the people a say on giving up more powers to Europe just in case he loses. But the soldiers were British and the unelected man in charge was Gordon Brown so it turned out to be true!

Then there was the hospital with blood all over the floors and dirty syringes lying around as the deadline approached for the end of the big hospital clean up and yet another government crack down on MRSA. But no, that turned out to be true as well!

Could it be new taxes minister Tessa Jowell joining a campaign to keep her local post office open after voting to have it closed in the house of commons? No, true again!

Or 28,000 bags lost at the new terminal five and passengers waiting a week to get their bags back? Sorry, that turned out to be true as well!

There were so many candidates for the April Fools joke it was beyond belief and It wasn't until I got to the sports pages that I found the actual joke! It said English football players were having to learn Italian so they can speak to the England manager. Or at least I think it's a joke. But given the way this country is going who knows?

Megan Summers looking good. Adults Only

Here is the last, for today anyway, set of our featured babe Megan Summers. Take a long hard look here.

Megan Summers again. Adults Only

Here is busty blonde Megan Summers again. Enjoy her here.

Megan Summers. Adults Only

Todays featured babe is blonde cutie Megan Summers. Here she is in stripey socks, a see through top and kinky boots. See what you think here.

I am starting my own Political Party

As Peter has decided he wants to be elected I have decided that I am going to start my own political party. I have thought very carefully about it and have come up with a cunning plan.

Most of my MP's will be straight out of university and will never have done a days work in their lives. Most of them will have studied law and will know exactly how to make things appear straight and honest even when they are not. they will be experts in manipulating facts and figures and will know exactly how to appear good in the eyes of the press.

They will all be fairly well off, will never have known what it is like to be poor and will have nothing at all in common with my target voters, the poor. They will all have private health insurance and wont have to suffer the NHS except when there is a photo opportunity. Their kids will all go to private schools and most of them will actually be from another country so any rules they enforce in England won't actually apply to them.

I will use every problem the country faces as an excuse to raise taxes, the revenue from which I will send to the countries my MP's hail from to ensure that they get elected.

I wont bother educating the children of the poor, sorting out public transport, the health service, dealing with crime or controlling illegal immigration. But I will make it legal for homosexuals to bugger sixteen year old boys in public toilets.

Motorists will be treated as criminals and I will use the phoney global warming scam as a scare mongering tool and as an excuse to once again raise taxes. I will introduce on the spot fines for everything and make it so that only the poor need obey the law.

I will promise the earth in my election manifesto then once I am elected I will completely ignore it and go back on my promises. I will fiddle with all the constituency boundaries and make it very difficult for any other party to oppose me and get elected.

Crime will go up, the prisons will be full, taxes will be at an all time high, kids will leave school unable to read and write. A stay in hospital will have a good chance of becoming a death sentance and the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer.

My main agenda will be lining my pockets and getting myself re-elected so I can become even richer. Racism against the English will become the norm and minorities will be given precedence over the indigenous population.

I am going to call this party New Labour. Do you think people will be stupid enough to fall for it?

It is no wonder. Adults Only

Here I am putting up Christmas pictures at the end of March, just trying to beat the big shops to it. Is it any wonder that other religions don't have any respect for Christianity?

We can't even come to an agreement about when Christ died! Every year Easter is at a different date, purely for commercial reasons!

And Christmas, the celebration of Christ's birth has turned into nothing more than a huge money making exercise.

So have a look at these pics and get your credit cards out!

Easter is over. Adults Only

Yes Easter is over and the next thing you know it will be Christmas! This year we are going to get into the Christmas spirit early, just like Tesco's, M&S, Argos and all the other high street bandits do.

So let me be the first to wish you merry Christmas for 2008. Take a look at this Christmas cracker here.

Just to prove. Adults Only

This is just to prove that the French are not all bad. In fact this French blonde is not bad at all. Take a good look here.

The job in corfu is still open. Adults Only

The job at Angels Pool in Paleocastritsa is still open and we have received more applications for the job. This brunette babe is called Lora. See what you think here.

Another Secretary. Adults Only

This is another babe who sent in her pics hoping to become our secretary. She is also a fine example of the sort of leggy babe who can be seen on our sister site, Simply Legs.

Take a close look at her credentials here.

We are back. Adults Only

Yes we are back from our adventures in Clacton but off to Harringay again this evening. Clacton was cool. The weather was crap but the company was great. Unfortunately the cold and damp got to Peter's chest so he isn't feeling great so not sure if we will hear from him today.

While we were away we got more applicants for the post of secretary and here is one of them. Take a look here.

Just killing time. Adults Only

We are all packed and ready to go and build snowmen on the beach at Clacton. So I am just here killing time until it is time to leave. And what better way to kill time than by looking at pictures of half naked sweeties like this one? See more of her here.

F1 back on the BBC. Adults Only

From next year F1 coverage is moving from ITV back to the BBC. My first thought was, great, no adverts. Then I remembered just how awful the BBC coverage was! No qualifying. The races only shown live if there was no cricket, snooker, golf, tennis or paint drying championships on. Missing the last few laps because they switched to cricket. Not seeing the first few laps because the cricket had overrun. God awful comentary from Murray Walker.

All we can do is hope they get it right this time. But I won't be holding my breath.

Here is a bird.

Abi Titmuss Naked. Adults Only

Well it's that time again. As we wont be here for the weekend we need to make sure that the site attracts enough visitors to keep it going until Tuesday. The easiest way to do this is to put naked pics of so called celebrities up and attract the perverts who spend their time surfing the net just to catch a glimpse of their favourites.

Okay, I know these people are saddo's, but they all have credit cards and are the sort of sad people who will spend money to look at naked women. So, in the interests of my holiday fund here is English slapper Abi Titmuss in a gallery of very revealing pics.

See Abi Titmuss naked here.

A tax on the poor. Adults Only

Every day in this country many thousands of people incur a fine for parking in the wrong place or for over staying the time they have paid to park for. Fair enough you might say, rules are rules, and if you break them you deserve a fine.

However the rules are supposed to apply to everybody, rich and poor alike, and a fine is supposed to be a penalty, a financial penalty to be exact. Years ago fines used to work. You broke the law, you went to court and the magistrate fined you based on your income. The system was geared to punish people who broke the law and inconvenienced others and to deter them from doing it again.

But then the "on the spot fine" was introduced, justice went out of the window and fines became little more than yet another tax, one that mainly affects the poor.

Last weekend, multi millionaire footballer John Terry drove his wife and kids down to Esher for a Pizza. Rather than pay the 50p to park in a proper bay, and walk a couple of hundred yards, this arrogant piece of scum parked his Bentley in a disabled bay outside the restaurant and left it there for two hours, stopping disabled people who need this facility from using it.

You see a £60 parking ticket means nothing to him. This man earns £70,000 a week before taking into acount any sponsership deals he might have. So why should he bother obeying the law?

These "on the spot fines" be they for parking offences or other so called minor offences are just a quick easy way to make money. They also mean that the only people who have to obey the law are those who can't afford not to. If you are rich you can just ignore any laws you find inconvenient and pay the fine.

And of course under New Labour the use of this type of fine has increased almost daily. "On the spot" fines are now used for just about anything the government thinks it can make money out of.

It is just another example of the way new Labour hammers the poor and favours the rich. So, if you need more policies Peter, how about outlawing this tax on the poor and replacing it with a proper justice system that means the rich have to obey the rules as well?

Here is a stripper.

Another sexy secretary. Adults Only

Yes, yet another applicant for the job of secretary, and another fit one as well! See this brunette babe's qualifications here.

Brunette Stripper. Adults Only

Well this is my last chance to update before going away for the weekend and leaving you in Slezy's slippery hands. So I figured why not have a stripper? Haven't a clue what her name is. See her remove all her clothing here.

Labour party announcement

The labour party today unveiled there new emblem to replaced their wilted rose.





Old logo.




New logo.

Yes, they will be using the Condom in the future as it more accurately reflects the governments political
 stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of dicks, and gives a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

The truth about Tibet. Adults Only

All this week the daily papers have been falling over themselves to tell us how many people have been killed in the riots in Tibet. Well here we have the true figure. The number of people actually killed in the rioting is ten.

The rest have been killed by mercenaries hired by our newspapers so that they can win the fight to report the highest number killed. Everytime the Mirror reports a number a squad hired by the Sun kill a few more so they can report a higher number! And vice versa.

So stayed tuned to PMT for Men, the site that always tells the truth!

Here is a bird.

Please make your minds up! Adults Only

For the past month this sad sorry excuse for a government has been complaining that too many people are on benefits and telling everybody how they are going to crack down on it.

Then today they announce that more people are in work than ever before and are boasting about the low unemployment rates!

Make your minds up! Which is it?

Here is a bird.

Free Wallpaper!

No I am not spending Easter decorating! I am talking about wallpaper for your desk top. car wallpaper to be precise. It is free and available on the MSN site.

There are twelve different catergories each with loads to choose from, like this lovely E- Type Jaguar.

Liven up your desk top here.

Wolf

A pic from the family album, Wolf getting his first ticket.

A perfect way to behave

My new Philosophy of Life.

Ann Angel

Is this Ann Angel?

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see,"replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, onef or Saturday, and one for Sunday.""Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are thesef or?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy,Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

Outdoor Ann. Adults Only

Here is the lovely Ann Angel again. This time she is posing outdoors in sheer white lingerie. Take a closer look at her here.