The worlds tightest man and the worlds biggest money grabbing slapper are back in court today to sort out their divorce settlement. If there is any justice the ruling will go like this.
A fund to make sure their daughter is well cared for should be set up then Heather should be awarded 5 million pounds for every Beatles song she wrote.
It should also be pointed out to the worlds tightest man that there is no way on Earth he can ever spend the interest he makes on the money he has let alone the money itself and people might think a bit more of him if he donated some of his fortune to good causes rather than leaving it sitting in a bank doing nothing.
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