Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Simply Cute


I have just added another great new site to our portfolio, Simply Cute. This new site features nothing but the hottest, cuteist teen babes available on the Internet, both with and without their clothes!

Featuring hot babes like Lacey this site promises to be one of our best yet.

Take a look at Simply Cute here.

Take a good look at Lacey here.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Who on Earth is Hayden Panettiere?



This bird, Hayden Panettiere, whoever she is, was the fith most searched for thing on MSN today. But I honestly do not have a clue who she is!

But I did managed to find some Hayden Panettiere upskirt pics. Thats right, Hayden Panettiere flashing her panties in Hayden Panettiere upskirt photo's.

So Hayden Panettiere is on here just in case anyone searched for Hayden Panettiere topless or Hayden Panettiere upskirt.

What would have happened here?

Robert Lee Brock, a Virginia prison inmate, decided to take a new approach to the legal system. After filing a number of unsuccessful lawsuits against the prison system, Brock sued himself. He claimed his civil rights and religious beliefs were violated when he allowed himself to get drunk. After all, it was inebriation that created his cycle of committing crimes and being incarcerated. He demanded $5 million from himself. However, since he didn’t earn an income behind bars, he felt the state should pay. Needless to say, the case was thrown out.

But that was in America, where they don't have the ludicrous Human Rights act that Billy Liar signed us up to when he was in charge. Over here Cherie Blair would probably end up representing him, at the tax payers expense of course. She would have argued that not enough had been done to stop him drinking and causing these problems therefore society would have been negligant and contributed to him being in prison.

The government would have settled out of court, he would have got paid, she would have got paid and the taxpayer would have got shafted as usual. Next time I am coming back as a lawyer.

Monday, April 28, 2008

The reason guns should be legal.

Saturday morning I had to go to Hampton Court and needed petrol in the car. So off I went to Sainsbury's to get some. Because of people panicking in case it gets short the garage was busier than normal but I didn't have to wait too long and pulled in behind a woman in a new Mini.

She was struggling to get the last drop of fuel she could in the tank and had only just finished when I had put my 30 quids worth in. As we went in to pay she picked up a packet of sweets and when she got to the counter her total bill, including the sweets was £4.13! This stupid moronic waste of space had queued up and spent ages at the pump for less than a gallon of fuel!

Not only should guns be legal but it should be our duty to exterminate people like this whenever we come across them. Because somebody that stupid and that selfish serves no useful purpose whatsover and is just using up resources that could be better used by a normal human being.

I dont think we are going to Corfu. Adults Only


By the looks of things Peter has given up on the idea of Corfu and is going to drive to France instead. Normandy to be precise. Basically because it is a lot cheaper. The price for two people, including the ferries, is £160 in June! Yes £80 each! And in his new car it won't cost the earth in fuel.

Personally I don't care where we go as long as there is plenty to look at. Like this bird for instance.

Take a look at her here.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

He makes it hard work! Adults Only


Well that Peter has gone and done it again and made even more work for me. The idiot has opened another three websites while I haven't been looking so now I have to update seven of them when I am charge of the head!

That means having to switch between sites after spending ages deliberating about which site a bird should go on. And he has signed up with even more content suppliers and I now have to look through hundreds of galleries from people like Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler as well as some lesser known ones.

It all takes time and it means thinking as well and I don't do thinking!

Anyway here is a bird.

Did you see the F1? Adults Only


Did you see the F1 today? Did you manage to stay awake? That is eight years in a row that the man on pole has won at Barcelona! Does that not tell them something? Like maybe it's a bloody useless boring track and the Spanish should build a proper one or lose their Grand Prix.

The commentators did their best to make it sound exciting and got all worked up because the first four cars were close to each other. But apart from off of the start line they just drove round in formation and never got near enough to each other to race.

The cameramen were reduced to showing two cars who were battling for last place because nothing else was going on! Let's hope the next one is better.

Here is a stripper.

Peter had me over! Adults Only


I should have known it was too good to be true when Peter let me have the head last night. The batteries were flat! He had worn it out for the day! I just about had time to get started then it was time for bed.

It's not that much better today but I think I might be able to coax a little bit of an update out of it. Lets see how it goes.

In the meantime here is a bird.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Finally! Adults Only


Well there I was happily slagging off some of the lunatics standing for mayor when Peter just walked in and took control of our head! Inconsiderate git. And it has taken me three days to get it back!

I dont know if I will get round to finishing the election candidates so I guess I should just give you some advice instead. Although the UKIP geezer has about the best ideas he hasn't got a hope of being elected so stick him down as your second choice. And stick Boris Johnson down as your first choice.

Simple.

And here is a bird.

Introducing Simply Secretaries.

Everybody seemed to enjoy the secretary photos we posted a while back so we figured why not start a site just for office girls? So we did! The latest addition to our portfolio is the amazing Simply Secretaries, featuring nothing but the sexiest office girls on the planet.

Take a look here.

The Spanish Grand Prix


As expected Kimi Raikkonen got pole postion but shock of the day must be Alonso getting second on the grid for tomorrows race. Lewis Hamilton only managed fifth.

The race can be seen on ITV tomorrow at 12:00

For full details of the qualifying session, and lots of pics of fit birds, click here.

I have ordered my new car. Adults Only


After having my test drive in a Mitsubushi Colt on Wednesday I took the plunge and ordered one! So sometime in the next month I will take delivery of my first ever brand new car! I can't wait!

Here is a bird.

Thank God she isn't driving it! Adults Only


It is bad enough allowing women loose on our roads in cars. Could you imagine what would happen if we let them loose in one of these things? I certainly wouldn't want to park next to it!

Luckily though they didn't give her the keys and just let her take her clothes off on top of it. Far more sensible!

See the full gallery here.

A blonde and a car. Adults Only


Here we have another Canadian Babe. This time it is Ashleigh, posing with a red Chevelle.

See her take her dress off here.

A bird on a bike. Adults Only


Here we have brunette Canadian babe Sasha posing with a custom motor bike. See more pics of both her and the bike in this gallery.

Emma Watson shows her knickers.


Here we have Emma Watson, aka Hermione Granger in Harry Potter, giving us an upskirt, on the night of her 18th birthday no less! Yes thats right, Emma Watson in a pair of transparent panties flashing her gash just for you.

See more of emma watson flashing at Simply Upskirt

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

If anymore proof were needed. Adults Only


If anymore proof were needed that New Labour have absolutely no respect for the poor of this country then their reaction to the current financial crisis provides it. Whilst they are quite happy to help the banks and ease the situation of the middle class home owners they are doing absolutely nothing to address the problems of five million poor people who are now worse off because of Gormless Gordons latest tax grab.

The people struggling to pay their mortgages have only themselves to blame. The vast majority of them have been borrowing against future price rises of property that they dont actually own because they haven't actually finished paying for it. They have been enjoying the benefits of rising house prices with absolutely no thought for the future and now house prices are falling and they cant borrow anymore money they are squealing like stuck pigs and are expecting the poor to bail them out.

Many of them own two properties. One to live in and one to rent out to people at extortionate rents so that they can enjoy foreign holidays and new cars while making sure that those who cant afford to buy are kept living in poverty.

And what does this government do? It bails them out while at the same time raising taxes for the poorest members of our society. If you voted for Labour you should be ashamed.

Here is a fit bird.

I am test driving a new car today. Adults Only


I am out this afternoon test driving a new car! It is a Mitsubushi Colt which is much smaller than my Ford Scorpio. It is a 1.5 Diesel that still has a top speed of 112mph and a 0-60 time of eleven seconds. Best of all it does over 60mpg which means I will be able to afford to drive it a lot more and seriously upset all the left wing car hating idiots we have in this area! I cant wait!

Unfortunately Nicole here wont be coming with me!

See her here.

St Georges Day. Adults Only


Much as I hate interupting Castonya when he is in full flow I feel it is my duty to point out that today is St Georges Day.

That is why you will see, for just one day, the English flag flying on top of 10 Downing Street. Quite why a Scotsman whose main agenda is to tax the English unmercifully and give the money to his fellow countrymen would want to fly the English flag is beyond be and quite honestly I find it insulting and patronising. Could it be that there are elections coming up?

If Gormless Gordon really wants to celebrate St Georges Day and show his support for the English then why not give us our own parliament and stop discriminating against us?

Here is a bird.

The Liberal candidate.

Of all the chancers hoping to get themselves elected into a cushy job this one is the biggest piss taker of them all. Brian Paddick is his name and he is a grade A prat!

"If I can't cut crime and make our streets safer I will quit" he says.

Well excuse me Brian we already know that. You have already done it once! You were one of our top policeman and while you were in charge just about every crime went up. You are directly responsible for the amount of crime on our streets today! Why should it be any different just because you now want a job that gives you even more opportunity to mess things up and, more importantly, pays more money?

He is also a member of the sexually challenged minority and was a supporter of the change in law that made it legal to bugger sixteen year old boys in toilets and that allows perverts to go into our schools and groom young boys using the excuse that they are educating them in their sexuality.

In short, a complete and utter waste of space.

The Green party candidate.

The green party candidate is another member of the inferior species. But this time a quite shaggable one. Her name is Sian Berry and of course, being a member of the green party, she is a raving lunatic.

She wants to give free insulation to every home that needs it but doesnt say how she will pay for it. She wants to cut tube and bus fares and will pay for it by abolishing road building schemes and slowling down traffic even more. She wants to impose a 20mph speed limit on all residential roads and as somebody lives in virtually every road in London that means most of them. She hasnt explained how the extra pollution this will cause helps save the planet, which of course is another one of her aims.

She wants to make 60% of all new housing affordable. Affordable by who? The poor or the middle class snobs who are the only ones likely to vote for the Greens? And again there is no mention of how this will be paid for.

A vote for this soppy cow is a vote for even higher taxes and even more interference in our daily lives by government. If you get the chance to shag her then go for it but whatever you do dont vote for her.

No bird this time because the google servers are playing up and the pics wont load.

The Left List Candidate. Adults Only


No I have never heard of The Left List either. But just the Left in the name is reason enough not to vote for their candidate, Lindsey German. She even looks like a German bird! A right minger!

Her policies include improving pubic transport, victimising motorists, making every kid go to a comprehensive so none of them get educated and, of course, raising taxes.

She also wants to bring the troops home from but, and correct me if I am wrong, I dont think that the mayor of London has the power to do that. In addition she wants to save the planet, which is the modern day equivalent of the Miss world candidates saying they wanted to help the poor and needy. A meaningless piece of crap intented to lure the gullable into voting for her.

Luckily she doesnt have a hope in hell which is good news for those of us who live on planet Earth.

Here is a bird

The Labour Candidate. Adults Only


With the London mayoral election fast approaching I figure it is time I took a look at the candidates and weighed them up. Luckily the bulimic John Prescott isn't standing because I dont have any scales strong enough.

Firstly lets take a look at Labours offering. Barmy Ken the terrorists friend.

Now what can I say about this piece of low life scum that Peter hasnt already said? He is a liar, anti semetic, racist towards the English, totally incompetent, condones fraud and terrorism, is a self confessed moron, borderline alcoholic and is in it purely to boost his already over inflated ego and to line his pockets.

If you vote for him you then you need shooting.

Here is a bird.

I have just recieved some compliments! Adults Only


Just checked my mail and was delighted to find an e-mail from some guy called Ken who says he is the mayor of London. He said I was racist, sexist, homophobic, right wing and anti muslim!

Thank you Ken! I am so pleased you like my work. I do try my best.

Here is a bird.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Dont vote for this Moron. Adults Only


Next week Londoners get to vote on who will run our slum of a city for the next four years. Despite once saying that nobody should be allowed three terms as London Mayor the man who turned this once great city into a slum is standing again. Barmy Ken, the terrorists friend once more wants your vote. For Gods sake dont give it to him!

This self confessed moron, "only a moron would scrap the Routemaster bus" he said before scrapping them, is single handedly responsible for just about everything that is wrong with London.

Under his leadership crime has increased, traffic has increased, public transport has become even more expensive, the streets are covered with litter and only the rich can afford to use the roads.

He lied to us about how much the Olympics will cost. He invites muslim extremeists into our city to spout their hate filled propaganda. He spent millions asking if we wanted an extension to the congestion charge and when four out of five of us said no he imposed it anyway.

Knowing full well that the biggest killer on our roads is tiredness he deliberately created traffic and congestion just to justify his congestion charged. His traffic policies have probably killed and injured more Londoners than the IRA ever did.

He is a racist who will spend any ampount of taxpayers money on minorities but refuses to do anything to help the majority English population of London.

Vote for Ken Livingstone? If I had my way he would be in prison.

Here are a couple of birds.

Plague will wipe out all frogs in 30 years. Adults Only


Apparantly a plague is going to wipe out all frogs within 30 years! But don't get excited. It doesn't mean that France will once more become a nice place to visit. Unfortunately it is the reptile frogs that are in danger not our cowardly neigbours who think that being a good European is to encourage all their illegal immigrants to come over here. What a shame!

Here is a bird.

Sandra in Blue. Adults Only


This blonde babe in the denim mini skirt is Sandra. She is on here for one reason only. The fact that she is gorgeous!

Lust over her lovely body here.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Bogus Bulgarians. Adults Only


Since becoming members of the EU Bulgaria has suddenly had a huge increase in the amount of people applying for passports. People from all over eastern European countries are applying for Bulgarian passports because local rules say that anyone who can prove any sort of link to Bulgarian ancestory, however tenuous, is entitled to a Bulgarian passport.

But this doesn't mean that the Bulgarian population is increasing. The people applying for these passports have no intention whatsover of settling in Bulgaria. They are applying simply because it means that they can then travel freely to any country in the EU, with Britain being their number one target.

So once more the tax payers of this country will be forced to subsidise and support yet another influx of economic migrants who will work for peanuts and price our own people out of the job market.

The sooner we get out of the EU the better.

Here is a bird.

Come on Chelsea.

Despite it being our national sport I dont usually mention football on this site. I am a West Ham supporter which means there isn't usually that much for me to write about.

However on Tuesday there is the first of two games which will decide if footballs biggest competition is discredited forever. I am talking about the Champions League semi-final between Liverpool and Chelsea.

Because of the speed and nature of the modern game referees often make mistakes and it is not unusual for big games to be decided by refereeing errors rather than by the players themselves. However the referees in the Champions League have taken this to ridiculous levels.

In short Liverpool should not be in the semi final. They should not even have been in the quarter final. The only reason they are playing chelsea on tuesday at all is because dodgy refereeing decisions have decide their last four games in the Champions League! Thats right, on four occasions in a row the referee has made a mistake that has kept Liverpool in the competition.

Should Chelsea not now knock Liverpool out of the competition then the Champions League Final becomes a farce and the whole competition becomes completely discredited.

So Chelsea must win for justice and fair play to prevail.

RAF's new advertising campaign.


In an effort to get more recruits it seems the RAF have now come up with a novel advertising campaign. In future all training flights will include a quick shag with Kate Middleton at her place. Free use of a 10 million pound helicopter is included.

It is happening in schools as well. Adults Only


As I just explained prisoners have taken up heroin rather than marijuana because of the drug tests in prison. The same is also happening in our schools. The introduction of drugs tests for school children has already turned some children from marijuana onto much harder more dangerous drugs.

Rather than these knee jerk reactions to the drugs problem which only serve to make the situation worse we need a proper debate on drugs and drug laws. Unfortunately though this will never happen all the time our politicians main priority is lining their pockets and our press continue to put sensational headlines above the good of the nation.

In the meantime drug dealers get richer and our children suffer. What a country!

Here is a bird

Another fine mess. Adults Only


A couple of years back the drug of choice in our Prisons used to be marijuana. The prisoners used to smoke it to help them get through the day and it had the added bonus of keeping them docile and making it easier for the prison officers to control them.

Then the newspapers got on the case and decided it was a huge problem. There was no evidence to suggest it was a problem but the one thing you can guarantee with the press in this country is that facts are irrelavant as long as there is a sensational headline to be had.

So to solve this mythical problem and appease the idiots in the press the government, never ones to miss a bandwagon when they see one, decided to introduce compulsory drug testing for all prisoners. And it worked! The marijuana "problem" in our prisons dissapeared!

You see marijuana stays in your blood stream for at least a month and can be detected up to three months after you have smoked it meaning that any prisoner who smoked it was guaranteed to be caught.

So now our prisoners all take heroin intead! Because heroin is gone from your system in a couple of days it is much less likely that they will be caught. And now instead of a fairly docile prison polulation our prison officers have to deal with jumkies desperate for their next fix, more overdoses and people completely out of their minds from the effects of this drug.

Then when they are released we have even more junkies roaming our streets, trying to hook more people on the drug to pay for their own habit and robbing and mugging the rest of us and creating even more crime.

So in a bid to increase their profits our wonderful newspapers have actually created a huge problem that impacts on society far more than prisoners smoking marijuana ever did! And our weak willed government let them do it! What a farce!

Here is a bird.

Sorry. Adults Only


Sorry if the site hasn't been updated as much as usual over the past week. We have been busy getting all the sites sorted out.

The idea is that all the sites will have the same format and if you can find your way round one you can find your way around all of them.

The dead links have been cleared and links to some very tasty women have been added. We have also added two sites to our portfolio and will hopefully be adding a new one each week.

But it all takes time so it does mean that this site may be neglected until everything is sorted out. Here is a babe to look at while you are waiting.

Enjoy her here.

Friday, April 18, 2008

With age comes wisdom.

ANALOGY:

I bought a bird feeder.
I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking
advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily
accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the
boards of the patio, above the table, and next to
the barbecue.
Then came the poo. It was everywhere:
on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean.
They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even
though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud.
They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed
at all hours of the day and night and demanded that
I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit in my own back
garden anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and
in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their
mess and took down the many nests they had built all
over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .....
Quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a
free meal.
Now let's see..... Our government gives out free food,
subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education
and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services;
small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to
wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor;
your child's class is behind other schools because over
half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box;
I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English,
and people waving flags other than the English Flag are
squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more
rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it is time for
the government to take down the bird feeder.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Have your say with YouGuv

Have you ever seen TV programmes or read newspaper stories where they mention opinion polls commisioned by YouGuv? Have you ever wondered where they do these surveys and who takes part?

Well the answer is simple. They are done on the Internet and anybody can take part. All you have to do is register. They even pay you for it!

So if you want to make your opinion known and earn some extra money as well then sign up now and take part.

Join YouGuv here.

Kaydin has arrived in Corfu. Adults Only


Kaydin has now arrived in Corfu and is now enjoying the sun before starting work at the beginning of next month. She has very kindly sent us these topless pics.

Take a look at them here.

Big Ben is 150 years old.

Big Ben is now 150 years old. Rumours that it is currently in training to run next years marathon have yet to be confirmed.

Blonde Stripper. Adults Only


This blonde stripper comes fresh from the pages of Playboy. Her name is Ashley Taylor and here she is getting her kit off just for you.

Enjoy the show here.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Perfect Puppies. Adults Only

Our latest site is the great Perfect Puppies. Featuring the hottest topless babes available on the Internet this site is for boob lovers everwhere.

Click here to visit Perfect Puppies.

We will be extending our Portfollio. Adults Only


So that we can feature more gorgeous babes like this one here, over the next few days we will be extending our site portfollio and adding a few more sites to our stable.

So keep coming back here to find some of the finest babes on the Internet.

Take a look at this hot brunette here.

Every child has the right to sleep safely at night

"Every child has the right to sleep safely at night"

That is what Gormless Gordon said in The Sun last week when he announced he was using 100 million pounds of our money to buy mosquito nets for African children.

No doubt these nets are needed and will help African children. But what about our own kids? Thanks to New Labour policies crime is at an all time high and there are many children in this country who don't sleep safely at night.

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't his main priority supposed to be the people of this country?

More proof of Gordon Browns Hypocracy

Gormless Gordon, our unelected leader, today asked the Oil producing countries to produce more oil to help keep the price of fuel down and help the economy!

Has this idiot forgotten that the price of fuel in this country is sky high because of the huge amount of taxes his corrupt government levy on oil?

If he seriously wants to make fuel cheaper all he has to do is instruct Mr Darling to lower the tax on it. Or would that be too simple?

Saint Gordon Brown?

I have just seen our unelected leader Gordon Brown on TV claiming that the first thing he thinks of when he wakes up in the morning is "How can I make things better for the poor in this country?"

I have never heard such a load of patronising crap in my entire life! What is he after? A Sainthood? Even Billy Liar didn't come out with anything that ridiculous! Does he honestly expect anyone to believe it? How the man interviewing him kept a straight face I will never know!

The sooner this ridiculous buffon goes the better.

Even Friends of the Earth are upset!

Even Friends of the Earth are upset with the latest EU directive that makes us have biofuel in our petrol and diesel from today.

“Most people will be horrified to know the Government is putting biofuels in our petrol when the damage they do to forests could make climate change worse,” said Friends of the Earth biofuels campaigner, Kenneth Richter. “People want to see real green transport solutions that will make a difference to their lives - like better public transport and smarter cars that burn less fuel,” he added.

Now if even the tree huggers agree that this can only harm the planet then why have the EU pushed this through? I would love to know how many of the European MP's who voted it through have shares in biofuel producing companies.

Perfect Panties. Adults Only


We have just added another site to our portfollio, Perfect Panties. As the name suggests this site features nothing but gorgeous babes in their panties. Just like this hot blonde here.

Take a look at Perfect Panties here.

Forced to kill.

Up until today if you drive a car you may or may not have been harming the planet and promototing global warming. It really depends on who you believe, the majority of scientists who claim global warming is a myth or the minority who have a vested interest in claiming it is true to keep their funding and their cushy jobs. However your choice of fuel was very much a matter of personal preference and economics. From today that choice has been taken away from you.

A new EU ruling means that from today every gallon of fuel you buy has, by law, had at least 2.5% biofuel added. To make this biofuel rain forests are being cut down and grain planted in their place, the price of grain worldwide has gone through the roof and because the grain is being used as fuel instead of food people are starving to death worldwide.

All this so the tree huggers can feel good about themselves and politicians can carry on using saving the planet as an excuse to raise taxes. It is a complete disgrace and amounts to little more tham mass murder that anyone who drives a car has no choice but to take part in.

The EU, our inept government and the idiot greenies and tree huggers should be ashamed of themselves. As should anyone who supports them.

Vote Labour or Green and you kill a child in Africa or Asia. It is that simple.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Trying to say thanks

An african assylum seeker arrived at Heathrow with all his family and was immediately given a council house. After moving in he decided to go out and thank the first English person he could find.

He walked around for a couple of hours trying to find an Englishman but couldn't. Everybody he spoke to was also an immigrant. He found people from Pakistan, India, Poland, Romania, every country in the world except England!

Eventually he gave up and went into a pub where he got a pint and sat down at a table with another African. He got talking to the other guy and explained his problem, how he couldn't find an Englishman anywhere.

"Why is this?" he asked.

"Simple" said his new found friend, looking at his watch. "At this time of day the silly buggers are all at work"

Sunday, April 13, 2008

A blonde and a Porshe. Adults Only


Just another blonde posing on another fast car. This time it is Playboy babe Amanda Corey and a bright yellow Porshe. See her get her kit off here.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Geri Haliwell






For some reason unbeknown to me Spice Girl Geri Haliwell was the most searched for woman on the Internet yesterday. So I figure if that is what people are looking for then that is what I should give them.

I have managed to find a few good pics including Geri Haliwell nipple shots, Geri Haliwell Upskirt pics, Geri Haliwell flashing her gash, Geri Haliwell showing her knickers and Geri Haliwell naked.

So if you are a celebrity searcher and want to see pics of Geri Haliwell flashing her bits you have come to the right place.

We are away for the weekend again. Adults Only


Yes, back to Harringay to see the twins. I would say I am leaving you in Slezy's capable hands but he seems to have gone missing lately.

Here is something for the weekend.

Alicia. Adults Only


Even though the vacancy is filled I figured it would be okay to show you just one more of the applicants, blonde Alicia.

See her credentials here.

The vacancy is filled. Adults Only


The vacancy at Angels Pool in Paleokastritsa has now been filled. They have employed the lovely Kaydin. She has promised to send us a photo set every now and again so you will be seeing a lot more of her on this site.

Take a look at her here.

The green party mascot. Adults Only


The green party have finally got round to sending us their mascot. And she is of course a tree hugger, and foreign. Rumours that they drove to Heathrow in a group of four by fours, flew out to the brazillian rain forest to take the pics, flew back again and drove home in the four by fours, just to save the planet, have yet to be confirmed.

See her here.

An English brunette. Adults Only


Here we have another English amateur getting her kit off, this time a long haired brunette. Take a much closer look at her here.

Best of British. Adults Only


Now as you are all aware we feature the odd bird getting her kit off on here now and again. However they are usually foreign birds. So I figure it is time we put this right and featured a few more English ones.


Also most of the models we feature tend to be professionals. But everybody has to earn a living so I have decided it is time we featured a few more amateurs as well.


So with that in mind here we have an English amateur stripping. Enjoy the show here.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Justice or just another tax?

Fixed penalties, or “on the spot fines” were originally introduced as a way of reducing the amount of offences dealt with by the courts, freeing up court time and allowing them to deal with more serious matters. They were mainly used for minor motoring offences and usually carried an incentive for the motorist in that if they just paid up promptly then the fine was lower.

However fixed penalties are now used for a whole range of different offences. Are they really an effective way of dealing with minor crime or have they become just another tax?

Police now use fixed penalties for many different crimes, littering, smoking in public, shop lifting, drunkenness and anti social behaviour to name just a few. Transport police use them if you don’t buy a ticket and councils use them for parking offences. When parking tickets, speeding tickets and other minor motoring offences are taking into consideration over a million fixed penalties are issued every week in this country making it a very lucrative industry.

These fixed penalties have a number of advantages for the people issuing them. They are quick and easy to issue. They are cheap and don’t tie up people in court. Most offenders just pay up, even if they are not guilty. But are they fair and just and do they work? Let’s look at some examples.

Since fixed penalty speeding fines were introduced around two million people have been fined for speeding. Surely if they worked and were acting as a deterrent, as a fine is supposed to, then speeding would no longer be a problem. Judging by the amount of new speed cameras appearing on our roads every week that is not the case.

A few weeks back Chelsea footballer John Terry parked for two hours in a disabled bay in Esher and received a fixed penalty, just as you or I would. Fair enough you might say. Except that this man earns £70,000 a week! A fine is supposed to be a financial penalty that acts as a deterrent and whilst a £60 fine might make you or I think twice about doing it again it is meaningless to somebody who earns that amount of money. Is that fair?

A couple of years back Madonna was attending a gym in London. Instead of her chauffer parking legally he parked outside on the double yellow lines every day for a fortnight and got a ticket every day. Because Madonna could afford the fines it meant she didn’t have to obey the law.

The proliferation of fixed penalties for a whole range of offences now means that in many cases it is only the poor who have to obey the law. If you can afford it and find a law inconvenient all you have to do is ignore it. Is that just? Is the law not supposed to apply to everybody?

Fixed penalties do not work. They do not prevent crime. They do not reduce crime. They are clearly not fair and most certainly not just. The only thing they are good for is raising large amounts of money with the minimum of effort. In my mind that makes them just another tax. Which is why New Labour are so fond of them.

The biofuel scam

Not content with starving people to death by making and promoting totally unneccesary biofuels American companies making importing these fuels are also causing extra pollution and making extra profits by undercutting European manufacturers with a government backed scam.

Companies in America import biodiesel from Asia and Europe and then add a slash of American diesel to it. This means it then qualifies for export subsidies and allows them to ship it back to Europe and sell it at less than domestic supplies cost to manufacture!

And this is legal! But then what do you expect from a country run by and for organised crime?

Global warming. The inconvenient truth.

At a time when 33 countries across Asia and Africa face famine because of the high cost of grain and a worldwide grain shortage caused by using it for bio fuels what do we find?

Well according to experts at the World Meterological Organisation the world will cool down this year, the tenth year in a row that temperatures have remained stable or dropped!

When the lies about global warming and climate change were being used as an excuse by governments everywhere to raise taxes things were bad enough. But now these lies are killing people.

The truth is that global warming is a lie. Nothing more, nothing less. The change in temperatures are a natural occurence and have always happened. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar. It is high time our politicians admitted this, stop lying to us and stopped using these lies as an excuse to tax us.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Alessia Merz Topless




No, I have never heard of her either. But she is a so called celebrity and doesn't have a bad body so I figure why not show her on here? So here we have Alessia Merz Topless and Alessia Merz naked.

Number 61. Lucy Pinder. Adults Only


Number 61 in the most searched for women in the UK is model Lucy Pinder. While other sites might show her in a bikini or something we have gone one better. Here we have Lucy Pinder in black stockings and black lingerie, stripping just for you!


To see Lucy Pinder strip out of her black stockings and black lingerie click here.

Number 62, Kerry Katona


Number 62 in the most searched for women in the UK is fat bird Kerry Katona. I was going to find some topless pics of her, there are plenty about. But lets be honest who wants to see Kerry Katona topless anyway? It could put you off women for life! This pic of Kerry Katona in a bikini is bad enough!


So, for all you chubby chasers here is Kerry Katona in a bikini. My apologies to the rest of you.

Long haired babe. Adults Only


As you may or may not know I have a thing about long hair on a woman. I love it! Which is just one of the reasons I quite like Fiona. See if you can spot any other reasons here.