Gormless Gordon went completely against the advice of everybody and yesterday announced that Marijuana will be re-classified form a class C drug to a class B drug. I, like most other intelligent people, could not see any logic in this whatsover. But now the truth is out.
When it was a class C drug people caught in possesion of it could only be cautioned. But as a class B drug they can be given an on the spot tax, sorry fine. And that is exactly what they propose to do. Issue £80 on the spot fines to anyone caught in possesion.
So now we have yet another law that only the poor have to obey and that can be completely ignored by the rich!
If you even thought of voting for Labour sod off somewhere else because you a moron and not welcome here.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Great news from Gormless Gordon!
At last our unelected leader has got something right! He has made cannabis a class B drug again. Thank you Gordon!
All the time it was class C it meant the police could concentrate on nicking the dealers rather than the people smoking it and it was starting to get very difficult to get hold of.
Now the police will be back to filling in countless forms and wasting their time hassling the smokers again, before the courts give them a £50 fine. So the dealers will be left alone and we will all be able to get it again.
So well done Gormless, and thank you again.
All the time it was class C it meant the police could concentrate on nicking the dealers rather than the people smoking it and it was starting to get very difficult to get hold of.
Now the police will be back to filling in countless forms and wasting their time hassling the smokers again, before the courts give them a £50 fine. So the dealers will be left alone and we will all be able to get it again.
So well done Gormless, and thank you again.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Naked brunette and a car. Adults Only
This naked brunette posing with this black car is Lenka. Haven't a clue what the car is and dont realy care!
See the full nude gallery here.
Sunday, May 04, 2008
How to fix the Economy. An article by John Stepek.
Last week I talked about what the likely outcome of the housing crash was going to be. And let's make no mistake about it - there will be a housing crash. There's not much that can be done to prevent that now. But what can we do to make a better, more functional economy when we actually start to recover?
Well, let's look at how we ended up here in the first place. Globalisation in the form of ever-cheaper consumer goods from the east has allowed interest rates around the world to stay low, apparently without stoking inflation.
But although inflation didn't show up in consumer prices, it did in the price of assets, such as shares and property.
Asset bubbles
Low interest rates inspired over-confidence and huge risk-taking in the financial sector. Hedge fund managers, investment banks and other financial players borrowed piles of money to bet on markets, and it seemed they could never lose. On the occasions when they did - such as when the dot com bubble burst - the world's central banks stepped in to save them from their own folly.
But now the credit bubble itself has popped. This affects everything in the financial sector, not just house prices. So this is a global problem - it's not limited to the UK or the US. Carelessly invested money has created distortions across the world. But unfortunately for Britain, we are arguably one of the single most vulnerable countries to the credit bubble popping.
The City of London has been our flagship wealth generator. But now the party's over for the City, and all the hedge funds and non-doms are getting itchy feet.
The government is worried that they'll leave and take their taxes and "trickle-down" wealth with them, but the truth is, it doesn't matter as much as you might think. Their earning power has peaked with the credit bubble, so whatever happens, we won't be able to rely on them as a prop for the rest of the economy.
The wider economy
So outside of finance, what have we been doing for the past 10 years?
Well, the Centre for Economics and Business Research compiled some interesting data recently. It showed that between June 1996 and June 2006, 2.9 million extra jobs had been created.
Of these, 1.5 million were in the public sector, while around 300,000 came from hotels and restaurants, 350,000 from construction and nearly 500,000 in retail and distribution.
In other words, more than half of the extra employees in the workforce in the past 10 years are directly employed by the government. The lion's share of the new jobs in the private sector involve building houses and selling things to one another, all of which is directly dependent on the property boom.
So we have a vast swathe of state employees, all being paid for by a private sector dependent mainly on creative financing, and the resale of cheap goods from China - not to mention a great deal of government borrowing.
That equals an extremely unbalanced economy. The only way to get the UK as it stands back on its feet would be to re-inflate the credit bubble. But for one thing, that seems almost impossible - the banks are now licking their wounds and won't be ready to lend as manically for many years. And for another, it would only postpone the final reckoning, and make it even worse.
How to fix it
What we need to do is get our economy back into some sort of balance.
Roger Bootle of Capital Economics argues that manufacturing needs to come back to the fore. "We needed the borrowing binge because we were not earning enough from abroad to pay our way. Exports have been well below imports."
And there's a good reason for that - over the same 10 years, we've lost roughly one million jobs in manufacturing.
So how do we sort this out? Bootle argues for lower interest rates, as a way to devalue sterling, and thus make our exports more attractive.
It's not a bad argument, but it risks stoking inflation. There's also the problem that with demand for goods likely to slow across the world, we're also trying to sell into a weakening market, at a time when we're not exactly known for our manufacturing prowess.
As James Dyson, inventor of the eponymous vacuum cleaner, has pointed out: "If Britain wants to be more than a mere trading partner, we need to create exciting and useful products and technology." But unfortunately, the country is "facing a chronic shortage of engineers."
This is something we could address over time, but our education system has been hamstrung by a government so desperate to rig attainment statistics that subjects like media studies are regarded as important as fundamental, difficult subjects like maths and science.
So to my mind, if we really want to rebalance our economy, there's one crucial thing we really need to do. We need to put the government back in its box.
What needs to change in Westminster?
Typically, the more input a government has into an economy, the less productive it becomes. And that makes the economy less adaptable and responsive to change. Which is a problem when you come to a massive turning point, as is happening now.
Over the past 10 years, government spending as a proportion of gross domestic product has risen from below 40% to 44%, at a time when it has been falling in most European countries.
Effectively, the government has said that it knows how to spend our money better than we do.
Meanwhile, our tax system changes every five minutes, creating loopholes, which lead to more laws to close them down, which in turn create even more loopholes, to the point where Tolley's Yellow Tax Handbook has almost doubled in size in the past seven years. And the latest U-turn on the 10p tax band will make the arcane system of tax credits even more complicated and prone to fraud.
But as long as house prices have been rising, and jobs have been abundant, we've been happy to ignore the government's increasing role in our lives, and the amount of money that it's spent in the past decade.
Change coming
The good news is that with recession looming and public sector workers across the UK on strike or planning strikes, we'll relearn the folly of trusting the government with our money.
What needs to happen is a retreat from central planning in favour of locally-made decisions - letting head teachers run their own schools and set their own agendas and giving parents a genuine choice as to which school they send their kids, for example.
There should also be a mass cull of all the pointless bureaucratic middle-management jobs, and unskilled pseudo-jobs (like community support officers, instead of proper police) that have sprung up throughout the public sector.
Is tax the answer?
If the banks won't lend, then there is another way to get money into hard-pressed consumers' pockets - tax cuts. Remember them?
Now that people are getting poorer and paying more attention to their wage slips, they might just realise how much money the government is getting from them every month. When times are hard, the idea of paying high taxes for low-quality public services will become a lot less acceptable.
The bad news is that finding a group of politicians ready and willing to genuinely reduce the role of government - effectively relinquishing some of their power - won't be as easy.
But as voters we still have some power left. If enough of us demand smaller government, they'll listen. I'd suggest that a good start is to write to your local MP, and to his or her opponents. There's no silver bullet for the mess we're in - but it's a start.
Read more from John Stepek here.
Well, let's look at how we ended up here in the first place. Globalisation in the form of ever-cheaper consumer goods from the east has allowed interest rates around the world to stay low, apparently without stoking inflation.
But although inflation didn't show up in consumer prices, it did in the price of assets, such as shares and property.
Asset bubbles
Low interest rates inspired over-confidence and huge risk-taking in the financial sector. Hedge fund managers, investment banks and other financial players borrowed piles of money to bet on markets, and it seemed they could never lose. On the occasions when they did - such as when the dot com bubble burst - the world's central banks stepped in to save them from their own folly.
But now the credit bubble itself has popped. This affects everything in the financial sector, not just house prices. So this is a global problem - it's not limited to the UK or the US. Carelessly invested money has created distortions across the world. But unfortunately for Britain, we are arguably one of the single most vulnerable countries to the credit bubble popping.
The City of London has been our flagship wealth generator. But now the party's over for the City, and all the hedge funds and non-doms are getting itchy feet.
The government is worried that they'll leave and take their taxes and "trickle-down" wealth with them, but the truth is, it doesn't matter as much as you might think. Their earning power has peaked with the credit bubble, so whatever happens, we won't be able to rely on them as a prop for the rest of the economy.
The wider economy
So outside of finance, what have we been doing for the past 10 years?
Well, the Centre for Economics and Business Research compiled some interesting data recently. It showed that between June 1996 and June 2006, 2.9 million extra jobs had been created.
Of these, 1.5 million were in the public sector, while around 300,000 came from hotels and restaurants, 350,000 from construction and nearly 500,000 in retail and distribution.
In other words, more than half of the extra employees in the workforce in the past 10 years are directly employed by the government. The lion's share of the new jobs in the private sector involve building houses and selling things to one another, all of which is directly dependent on the property boom.
So we have a vast swathe of state employees, all being paid for by a private sector dependent mainly on creative financing, and the resale of cheap goods from China - not to mention a great deal of government borrowing.
That equals an extremely unbalanced economy. The only way to get the UK as it stands back on its feet would be to re-inflate the credit bubble. But for one thing, that seems almost impossible - the banks are now licking their wounds and won't be ready to lend as manically for many years. And for another, it would only postpone the final reckoning, and make it even worse.
How to fix it
What we need to do is get our economy back into some sort of balance.
Roger Bootle of Capital Economics argues that manufacturing needs to come back to the fore. "We needed the borrowing binge because we were not earning enough from abroad to pay our way. Exports have been well below imports."
And there's a good reason for that - over the same 10 years, we've lost roughly one million jobs in manufacturing.
So how do we sort this out? Bootle argues for lower interest rates, as a way to devalue sterling, and thus make our exports more attractive.
It's not a bad argument, but it risks stoking inflation. There's also the problem that with demand for goods likely to slow across the world, we're also trying to sell into a weakening market, at a time when we're not exactly known for our manufacturing prowess.
As James Dyson, inventor of the eponymous vacuum cleaner, has pointed out: "If Britain wants to be more than a mere trading partner, we need to create exciting and useful products and technology." But unfortunately, the country is "facing a chronic shortage of engineers."
This is something we could address over time, but our education system has been hamstrung by a government so desperate to rig attainment statistics that subjects like media studies are regarded as important as fundamental, difficult subjects like maths and science.
So to my mind, if we really want to rebalance our economy, there's one crucial thing we really need to do. We need to put the government back in its box.
What needs to change in Westminster?
Typically, the more input a government has into an economy, the less productive it becomes. And that makes the economy less adaptable and responsive to change. Which is a problem when you come to a massive turning point, as is happening now.
Over the past 10 years, government spending as a proportion of gross domestic product has risen from below 40% to 44%, at a time when it has been falling in most European countries.
Effectively, the government has said that it knows how to spend our money better than we do.
Meanwhile, our tax system changes every five minutes, creating loopholes, which lead to more laws to close them down, which in turn create even more loopholes, to the point where Tolley's Yellow Tax Handbook has almost doubled in size in the past seven years. And the latest U-turn on the 10p tax band will make the arcane system of tax credits even more complicated and prone to fraud.
But as long as house prices have been rising, and jobs have been abundant, we've been happy to ignore the government's increasing role in our lives, and the amount of money that it's spent in the past decade.
Change coming
The good news is that with recession looming and public sector workers across the UK on strike or planning strikes, we'll relearn the folly of trusting the government with our money.
What needs to happen is a retreat from central planning in favour of locally-made decisions - letting head teachers run their own schools and set their own agendas and giving parents a genuine choice as to which school they send their kids, for example.
There should also be a mass cull of all the pointless bureaucratic middle-management jobs, and unskilled pseudo-jobs (like community support officers, instead of proper police) that have sprung up throughout the public sector.
Is tax the answer?
If the banks won't lend, then there is another way to get money into hard-pressed consumers' pockets - tax cuts. Remember them?
Now that people are getting poorer and paying more attention to their wage slips, they might just realise how much money the government is getting from them every month. When times are hard, the idea of paying high taxes for low-quality public services will become a lot less acceptable.
The bad news is that finding a group of politicians ready and willing to genuinely reduce the role of government - effectively relinquishing some of their power - won't be as easy.
But as voters we still have some power left. If enough of us demand smaller government, they'll listen. I'd suggest that a good start is to write to your local MP, and to his or her opponents. There's no silver bullet for the mess we're in - but it's a start.
Read more from John Stepek here.
Saturday, May 03, 2008
One reason only. Adults Only
This drop dead gorgeous babe is on here for one reason only. To show you what you are missing if you don't visit our partner sites. We now get content from over twenty different suppliers including world famous sites like Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler.
Take a good look at this cutie here.
Friday, May 02, 2008
Brunette and a BMW. Adults Only
Here is something I know you all enjoy, a bird and a car. Just too bad that the car is a BMW. But I suppose we could consider it our latest effort for the sexually challened community.
The bird is Cassia Riley, a Penthouse Pet.
Take a good look at her chassis here.
Thursday, May 01, 2008
This should be illegal.
Worshippers at a Muslim shrine in Western India have been dropping babies from a tower for good luck. The "good luck babies" are thrown from a height of 50ft on to a cloth sheet in a bizarre ritual that is thought to bring them good health.
Baby dropping has taken place at the shrine in Solapur, in the state of Maharastra, for over 500 years. It also takes place on special days in other parts of the country.
The ritual is practised by couples who are blessed with a child after taking a vow at the Baba Sheikh Umar Saheb Dargah or temple. Locals claim there have been no accidents and children thrown from the tower do not suffer from any physical disability.
The ritual is observed by both Muslims and Hindus every year.
Personally I think it should be illegal. They should ban the cloth sheet!
Baby dropping has taken place at the shrine in Solapur, in the state of Maharastra, for over 500 years. It also takes place on special days in other parts of the country.
The ritual is practised by couples who are blessed with a child after taking a vow at the Baba Sheikh Umar Saheb Dargah or temple. Locals claim there have been no accidents and children thrown from the tower do not suffer from any physical disability.
The ritual is observed by both Muslims and Hindus every year.
Personally I think it should be illegal. They should ban the cloth sheet!
Come on you blues.
No, I am not talking about Chelsea, although seeing Liverpool get their just desserts last night was very satisfying. I am talking about the Conservatives. If this country is to have any future at all we need Boris Johnson to win the Mayoral election and the Conservatives to give Labour a good pasting in all the local elections.
Labour have proved that they cannot be trusted with anything at all. Immigration, education, taxes, crime, you name it and it has got worse under Labour. The rich have got richer, the poor have got poorer. Labour have been responsible for slaughtering thousands of people in filthy hospitals while Ken Livingstone's traffic policies have been killing off motorists.
The English are now discriminated against as a matter of course and Labour's open door policy on immigration is responsible for bringing back diseases such as TB to this country that we eradicated year ago. Immigrants, especially the economic variety from Eastern Europe are bringing their families here and using resources that even a life time of paying income tax could never pay for.
While private companies increase their profits by using cheap workers from abroad British people are forced out of work and onto benefits meaning even higher taxes for everyone. Labour have single handedly managed to change one of the best countries in the world into a dirty, violent, crime ridden land that a large number of Englishman are ashamed to call home.
If you vote Labour today I hope you get mugged on the way home.
Labour have proved that they cannot be trusted with anything at all. Immigration, education, taxes, crime, you name it and it has got worse under Labour. The rich have got richer, the poor have got poorer. Labour have been responsible for slaughtering thousands of people in filthy hospitals while Ken Livingstone's traffic policies have been killing off motorists.
The English are now discriminated against as a matter of course and Labour's open door policy on immigration is responsible for bringing back diseases such as TB to this country that we eradicated year ago. Immigrants, especially the economic variety from Eastern Europe are bringing their families here and using resources that even a life time of paying income tax could never pay for.
While private companies increase their profits by using cheap workers from abroad British people are forced out of work and onto benefits meaning even higher taxes for everyone. Labour have single handedly managed to change one of the best countries in the world into a dirty, violent, crime ridden land that a large number of Englishman are ashamed to call home.
If you vote Labour today I hope you get mugged on the way home.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Simply Cute
I have just added another great new site to our portfolio, Simply Cute. This new site features nothing but the hottest, cuteist teen babes available on the Internet, both with and without their clothes!
Featuring hot babes like Lacey this site promises to be one of our best yet.
Take a look at Simply Cute here.
Take a good look at Lacey here.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Who on Earth is Hayden Panettiere?
This bird, Hayden Panettiere, whoever she is, was the fith most searched for thing on MSN today. But I honestly do not have a clue who she is!
But I did managed to find some Hayden Panettiere upskirt pics. Thats right, Hayden Panettiere flashing her panties in Hayden Panettiere upskirt photo's.
So Hayden Panettiere is on here just in case anyone searched for Hayden Panettiere topless or Hayden Panettiere upskirt.
What would have happened here?
Robert Lee Brock, a Virginia prison inmate, decided to take a new approach to the legal system. After filing a number of unsuccessful lawsuits against the prison system, Brock sued himself. He claimed his civil rights and religious beliefs were violated when he allowed himself to get drunk. After all, it was inebriation that created his cycle of committing crimes and being incarcerated. He demanded $5 million from himself. However, since he didn’t earn an income behind bars, he felt the state should pay. Needless to say, the case was thrown out.
But that was in America, where they don't have the ludicrous Human Rights act that Billy Liar signed us up to when he was in charge. Over here Cherie Blair would probably end up representing him, at the tax payers expense of course. She would have argued that not enough had been done to stop him drinking and causing these problems therefore society would have been negligant and contributed to him being in prison.
The government would have settled out of court, he would have got paid, she would have got paid and the taxpayer would have got shafted as usual. Next time I am coming back as a lawyer.
But that was in America, where they don't have the ludicrous Human Rights act that Billy Liar signed us up to when he was in charge. Over here Cherie Blair would probably end up representing him, at the tax payers expense of course. She would have argued that not enough had been done to stop him drinking and causing these problems therefore society would have been negligant and contributed to him being in prison.
The government would have settled out of court, he would have got paid, she would have got paid and the taxpayer would have got shafted as usual. Next time I am coming back as a lawyer.
Monday, April 28, 2008
The reason guns should be legal.
Saturday morning I had to go to Hampton Court and needed petrol in the car. So off I went to Sainsbury's to get some. Because of people panicking in case it gets short the garage was busier than normal but I didn't have to wait too long and pulled in behind a woman in a new Mini.
She was struggling to get the last drop of fuel she could in the tank and had only just finished when I had put my 30 quids worth in. As we went in to pay she picked up a packet of sweets and when she got to the counter her total bill, including the sweets was £4.13! This stupid moronic waste of space had queued up and spent ages at the pump for less than a gallon of fuel!
Not only should guns be legal but it should be our duty to exterminate people like this whenever we come across them. Because somebody that stupid and that selfish serves no useful purpose whatsover and is just using up resources that could be better used by a normal human being.
She was struggling to get the last drop of fuel she could in the tank and had only just finished when I had put my 30 quids worth in. As we went in to pay she picked up a packet of sweets and when she got to the counter her total bill, including the sweets was £4.13! This stupid moronic waste of space had queued up and spent ages at the pump for less than a gallon of fuel!
Not only should guns be legal but it should be our duty to exterminate people like this whenever we come across them. Because somebody that stupid and that selfish serves no useful purpose whatsover and is just using up resources that could be better used by a normal human being.
I dont think we are going to Corfu. Adults Only
By the looks of things Peter has given up on the idea of Corfu and is going to drive to France instead. Normandy to be precise. Basically because it is a lot cheaper. The price for two people, including the ferries, is £160 in June! Yes £80 each! And in his new car it won't cost the earth in fuel.
Personally I don't care where we go as long as there is plenty to look at. Like this bird for instance.
Take a look at her here.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
He makes it hard work! Adults Only
Well that Peter has gone and done it again and made even more work for me. The idiot has opened another three websites while I haven't been looking so now I have to update seven of them when I am charge of the head!
That means having to switch between sites after spending ages deliberating about which site a bird should go on. And he has signed up with even more content suppliers and I now have to look through hundreds of galleries from people like Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler as well as some lesser known ones.
It all takes time and it means thinking as well and I don't do thinking!
Anyway here is a bird.
Did you see the F1? Adults Only
Did you see the F1 today? Did you manage to stay awake? That is eight years in a row that the man on pole has won at Barcelona! Does that not tell them something? Like maybe it's a bloody useless boring track and the Spanish should build a proper one or lose their Grand Prix.
The commentators did their best to make it sound exciting and got all worked up because the first four cars were close to each other. But apart from off of the start line they just drove round in formation and never got near enough to each other to race.
The cameramen were reduced to showing two cars who were battling for last place because nothing else was going on! Let's hope the next one is better.
Here is a stripper.
Peter had me over! Adults Only
I should have known it was too good to be true when Peter let me have the head last night. The batteries were flat! He had worn it out for the day! I just about had time to get started then it was time for bed.
It's not that much better today but I think I might be able to coax a little bit of an update out of it. Lets see how it goes.
In the meantime here is a bird.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Finally! Adults Only
Well there I was happily slagging off some of the lunatics standing for mayor when Peter just walked in and took control of our head! Inconsiderate git. And it has taken me three days to get it back!
I dont know if I will get round to finishing the election candidates so I guess I should just give you some advice instead. Although the UKIP geezer has about the best ideas he hasn't got a hope of being elected so stick him down as your second choice. And stick Boris Johnson down as your first choice.
Simple.
And here is a bird.
Introducing Simply Secretaries.
Everybody seemed to enjoy the secretary photos we posted a while back so we figured why not start a site just for office girls? So we did! The latest addition to our portfolio is the amazing Simply Secretaries, featuring nothing but the sexiest office girls on the planet.
Take a look here.
Take a look here.
The Spanish Grand Prix
As expected Kimi Raikkonen got pole postion but shock of the day must be Alonso getting second on the grid for tomorrows race. Lewis Hamilton only managed fifth.
The race can be seen on ITV tomorrow at 12:00
For full details of the qualifying session, and lots of pics of fit birds, click here.
I have ordered my new car. Adults Only
After having my test drive in a Mitsubushi Colt on Wednesday I took the plunge and ordered one! So sometime in the next month I will take delivery of my first ever brand new car! I can't wait!
Here is a bird.
Thank God she isn't driving it! Adults Only
It is bad enough allowing women loose on our roads in cars. Could you imagine what would happen if we let them loose in one of these things? I certainly wouldn't want to park next to it!
Luckily though they didn't give her the keys and just let her take her clothes off on top of it. Far more sensible!
See the full gallery here.
A blonde and a car. Adults Only
Here we have another Canadian Babe. This time it is Ashleigh, posing with a red Chevelle.
See her take her dress off here.
A bird on a bike. Adults Only
Here we have brunette Canadian babe Sasha posing with a custom motor bike. See more pics of both her and the bike in this gallery.
Emma Watson shows her knickers.
Here we have Emma Watson, aka Hermione Granger in Harry Potter, giving us an upskirt, on the night of her 18th birthday no less! Yes thats right, Emma Watson in a pair of transparent panties flashing her gash just for you.
See more of emma watson flashing at Simply Upskirt
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
If anymore proof were needed. Adults Only
If anymore proof were needed that New Labour have absolutely no respect for the poor of this country then their reaction to the current financial crisis provides it. Whilst they are quite happy to help the banks and ease the situation of the middle class home owners they are doing absolutely nothing to address the problems of five million poor people who are now worse off because of Gormless Gordons latest tax grab.
The people struggling to pay their mortgages have only themselves to blame. The vast majority of them have been borrowing against future price rises of property that they dont actually own because they haven't actually finished paying for it. They have been enjoying the benefits of rising house prices with absolutely no thought for the future and now house prices are falling and they cant borrow anymore money they are squealing like stuck pigs and are expecting the poor to bail them out.
Many of them own two properties. One to live in and one to rent out to people at extortionate rents so that they can enjoy foreign holidays and new cars while making sure that those who cant afford to buy are kept living in poverty.
And what does this government do? It bails them out while at the same time raising taxes for the poorest members of our society. If you voted for Labour you should be ashamed.
Here is a fit bird.
I am test driving a new car today. Adults Only
I am out this afternoon test driving a new car! It is a Mitsubushi Colt which is much smaller than my Ford Scorpio. It is a 1.5 Diesel that still has a top speed of 112mph and a 0-60 time of eleven seconds. Best of all it does over 60mpg which means I will be able to afford to drive it a lot more and seriously upset all the left wing car hating idiots we have in this area! I cant wait!
Unfortunately Nicole here wont be coming with me!
See her here.
St Georges Day. Adults Only
Much as I hate interupting Castonya when he is in full flow I feel it is my duty to point out that today is St Georges Day.
That is why you will see, for just one day, the English flag flying on top of 10 Downing Street. Quite why a Scotsman whose main agenda is to tax the English unmercifully and give the money to his fellow countrymen would want to fly the English flag is beyond be and quite honestly I find it insulting and patronising. Could it be that there are elections coming up?
If Gormless Gordon really wants to celebrate St Georges Day and show his support for the English then why not give us our own parliament and stop discriminating against us?
Here is a bird.
The Liberal candidate.
Of all the chancers hoping to get themselves elected into a cushy job this one is the biggest piss taker of them all. Brian Paddick is his name and he is a grade A prat!
"If I can't cut crime and make our streets safer I will quit" he says.
Well excuse me Brian we already know that. You have already done it once! You were one of our top policeman and while you were in charge just about every crime went up. You are directly responsible for the amount of crime on our streets today! Why should it be any different just because you now want a job that gives you even more opportunity to mess things up and, more importantly, pays more money?
He is also a member of the sexually challenged minority and was a supporter of the change in law that made it legal to bugger sixteen year old boys in toilets and that allows perverts to go into our schools and groom young boys using the excuse that they are educating them in their sexuality.
In short, a complete and utter waste of space.
"If I can't cut crime and make our streets safer I will quit" he says.
Well excuse me Brian we already know that. You have already done it once! You were one of our top policeman and while you were in charge just about every crime went up. You are directly responsible for the amount of crime on our streets today! Why should it be any different just because you now want a job that gives you even more opportunity to mess things up and, more importantly, pays more money?
He is also a member of the sexually challenged minority and was a supporter of the change in law that made it legal to bugger sixteen year old boys in toilets and that allows perverts to go into our schools and groom young boys using the excuse that they are educating them in their sexuality.
In short, a complete and utter waste of space.
The Green party candidate.
The green party candidate is another member of the inferior species. But this time a quite shaggable one. Her name is Sian Berry and of course, being a member of the green party, she is a raving lunatic.
She wants to give free insulation to every home that needs it but doesnt say how she will pay for it. She wants to cut tube and bus fares and will pay for it by abolishing road building schemes and slowling down traffic even more. She wants to impose a 20mph speed limit on all residential roads and as somebody lives in virtually every road in London that means most of them. She hasnt explained how the extra pollution this will cause helps save the planet, which of course is another one of her aims.
She wants to make 60% of all new housing affordable. Affordable by who? The poor or the middle class snobs who are the only ones likely to vote for the Greens? And again there is no mention of how this will be paid for.
A vote for this soppy cow is a vote for even higher taxes and even more interference in our daily lives by government. If you get the chance to shag her then go for it but whatever you do dont vote for her.
No bird this time because the google servers are playing up and the pics wont load.
She wants to give free insulation to every home that needs it but doesnt say how she will pay for it. She wants to cut tube and bus fares and will pay for it by abolishing road building schemes and slowling down traffic even more. She wants to impose a 20mph speed limit on all residential roads and as somebody lives in virtually every road in London that means most of them. She hasnt explained how the extra pollution this will cause helps save the planet, which of course is another one of her aims.
She wants to make 60% of all new housing affordable. Affordable by who? The poor or the middle class snobs who are the only ones likely to vote for the Greens? And again there is no mention of how this will be paid for.
A vote for this soppy cow is a vote for even higher taxes and even more interference in our daily lives by government. If you get the chance to shag her then go for it but whatever you do dont vote for her.
No bird this time because the google servers are playing up and the pics wont load.
The Left List Candidate. Adults Only
No I have never heard of The Left List either. But just the Left in the name is reason enough not to vote for their candidate, Lindsey German. She even looks like a German bird! A right minger!
Her policies include improving pubic transport, victimising motorists, making every kid go to a comprehensive so none of them get educated and, of course, raising taxes.
She also wants to bring the troops home from but, and correct me if I am wrong, I dont think that the mayor of London has the power to do that. In addition she wants to save the planet, which is the modern day equivalent of the Miss world candidates saying they wanted to help the poor and needy. A meaningless piece of crap intented to lure the gullable into voting for her.
Luckily she doesnt have a hope in hell which is good news for those of us who live on planet Earth.
Here is a bird
The Labour Candidate. Adults Only
With the London mayoral election fast approaching I figure it is time I took a look at the candidates and weighed them up. Luckily the bulimic John Prescott isn't standing because I dont have any scales strong enough.
Firstly lets take a look at Labours offering. Barmy Ken the terrorists friend.
Now what can I say about this piece of low life scum that Peter hasnt already said? He is a liar, anti semetic, racist towards the English, totally incompetent, condones fraud and terrorism, is a self confessed moron, borderline alcoholic and is in it purely to boost his already over inflated ego and to line his pockets.
If you vote for him you then you need shooting.
Here is a bird.
I have just recieved some compliments! Adults Only
Just checked my mail and was delighted to find an e-mail from some guy called Ken who says he is the mayor of London. He said I was racist, sexist, homophobic, right wing and anti muslim!
Thank you Ken! I am so pleased you like my work. I do try my best.
Here is a bird.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Dont vote for this Moron. Adults Only
Next week Londoners get to vote on who will run our slum of a city for the next four years. Despite once saying that nobody should be allowed three terms as London Mayor the man who turned this once great city into a slum is standing again. Barmy Ken, the terrorists friend once more wants your vote. For Gods sake dont give it to him!
This self confessed moron, "only a moron would scrap the Routemaster bus" he said before scrapping them, is single handedly responsible for just about everything that is wrong with London.
Under his leadership crime has increased, traffic has increased, public transport has become even more expensive, the streets are covered with litter and only the rich can afford to use the roads.
He lied to us about how much the Olympics will cost. He invites muslim extremeists into our city to spout their hate filled propaganda. He spent millions asking if we wanted an extension to the congestion charge and when four out of five of us said no he imposed it anyway.
Knowing full well that the biggest killer on our roads is tiredness he deliberately created traffic and congestion just to justify his congestion charged. His traffic policies have probably killed and injured more Londoners than the IRA ever did.
He is a racist who will spend any ampount of taxpayers money on minorities but refuses to do anything to help the majority English population of London.
Vote for Ken Livingstone? If I had my way he would be in prison.
Here are a couple of birds.
Plague will wipe out all frogs in 30 years. Adults Only
Apparantly a plague is going to wipe out all frogs within 30 years! But don't get excited. It doesn't mean that France will once more become a nice place to visit. Unfortunately it is the reptile frogs that are in danger not our cowardly neigbours who think that being a good European is to encourage all their illegal immigrants to come over here. What a shame!
Here is a bird.
Sandra in Blue. Adults Only
This blonde babe in the denim mini skirt is Sandra. She is on here for one reason only. The fact that she is gorgeous!
Lust over her lovely body here.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Bogus Bulgarians. Adults Only
Since becoming members of the EU Bulgaria has suddenly had a huge increase in the amount of people applying for passports. People from all over eastern European countries are applying for Bulgarian passports because local rules say that anyone who can prove any sort of link to Bulgarian ancestory, however tenuous, is entitled to a Bulgarian passport.
But this doesn't mean that the Bulgarian population is increasing. The people applying for these passports have no intention whatsover of settling in Bulgaria. They are applying simply because it means that they can then travel freely to any country in the EU, with Britain being their number one target.
So once more the tax payers of this country will be forced to subsidise and support yet another influx of economic migrants who will work for peanuts and price our own people out of the job market.
The sooner we get out of the EU the better.
Here is a bird.
Come on Chelsea.
Despite it being our national sport I dont usually mention football on this site. I am a West Ham supporter which means there isn't usually that much for me to write about.
However on Tuesday there is the first of two games which will decide if footballs biggest competition is discredited forever. I am talking about the Champions League semi-final between Liverpool and Chelsea.
Because of the speed and nature of the modern game referees often make mistakes and it is not unusual for big games to be decided by refereeing errors rather than by the players themselves. However the referees in the Champions League have taken this to ridiculous levels.
In short Liverpool should not be in the semi final. They should not even have been in the quarter final. The only reason they are playing chelsea on tuesday at all is because dodgy refereeing decisions have decide their last four games in the Champions League! Thats right, on four occasions in a row the referee has made a mistake that has kept Liverpool in the competition.
Should Chelsea not now knock Liverpool out of the competition then the Champions League Final becomes a farce and the whole competition becomes completely discredited.
So Chelsea must win for justice and fair play to prevail.
However on Tuesday there is the first of two games which will decide if footballs biggest competition is discredited forever. I am talking about the Champions League semi-final between Liverpool and Chelsea.
Because of the speed and nature of the modern game referees often make mistakes and it is not unusual for big games to be decided by refereeing errors rather than by the players themselves. However the referees in the Champions League have taken this to ridiculous levels.
In short Liverpool should not be in the semi final. They should not even have been in the quarter final. The only reason they are playing chelsea on tuesday at all is because dodgy refereeing decisions have decide their last four games in the Champions League! Thats right, on four occasions in a row the referee has made a mistake that has kept Liverpool in the competition.
Should Chelsea not now knock Liverpool out of the competition then the Champions League Final becomes a farce and the whole competition becomes completely discredited.
So Chelsea must win for justice and fair play to prevail.
RAF's new advertising campaign.
In an effort to get more recruits it seems the RAF have now come up with a novel advertising campaign. In future all training flights will include a quick shag with Kate Middleton at her place. Free use of a 10 million pound helicopter is included.
It is happening in schools as well. Adults Only
As I just explained prisoners have taken up heroin rather than marijuana because of the drug tests in prison. The same is also happening in our schools. The introduction of drugs tests for school children has already turned some children from marijuana onto much harder more dangerous drugs.
Rather than these knee jerk reactions to the drugs problem which only serve to make the situation worse we need a proper debate on drugs and drug laws. Unfortunately though this will never happen all the time our politicians main priority is lining their pockets and our press continue to put sensational headlines above the good of the nation.
In the meantime drug dealers get richer and our children suffer. What a country!
Here is a bird
Another fine mess. Adults Only
A couple of years back the drug of choice in our Prisons used to be marijuana. The prisoners used to smoke it to help them get through the day and it had the added bonus of keeping them docile and making it easier for the prison officers to control them.
Then the newspapers got on the case and decided it was a huge problem. There was no evidence to suggest it was a problem but the one thing you can guarantee with the press in this country is that facts are irrelavant as long as there is a sensational headline to be had.
So to solve this mythical problem and appease the idiots in the press the government, never ones to miss a bandwagon when they see one, decided to introduce compulsory drug testing for all prisoners. And it worked! The marijuana "problem" in our prisons dissapeared!
You see marijuana stays in your blood stream for at least a month and can be detected up to three months after you have smoked it meaning that any prisoner who smoked it was guaranteed to be caught.
So now our prisoners all take heroin intead! Because heroin is gone from your system in a couple of days it is much less likely that they will be caught. And now instead of a fairly docile prison polulation our prison officers have to deal with jumkies desperate for their next fix, more overdoses and people completely out of their minds from the effects of this drug.
Then when they are released we have even more junkies roaming our streets, trying to hook more people on the drug to pay for their own habit and robbing and mugging the rest of us and creating even more crime.
So in a bid to increase their profits our wonderful newspapers have actually created a huge problem that impacts on society far more than prisoners smoking marijuana ever did! And our weak willed government let them do it! What a farce!
Here is a bird.
Sorry. Adults Only
Sorry if the site hasn't been updated as much as usual over the past week. We have been busy getting all the sites sorted out.
The idea is that all the sites will have the same format and if you can find your way round one you can find your way around all of them.
The dead links have been cleared and links to some very tasty women have been added. We have also added two sites to our portfolio and will hopefully be adding a new one each week.
But it all takes time so it does mean that this site may be neglected until everything is sorted out. Here is a babe to look at while you are waiting.
Enjoy her here.
Friday, April 18, 2008
With age comes wisdom.
ANALOGY:
I bought a bird feeder.
I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking
advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily
accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the
boards of the patio, above the table, and next to
the barbecue.
Then came the poo. It was everywhere:
on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean.
They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even
though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud.
They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed
at all hours of the day and night and demanded that
I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit in my own back
garden anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and
in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their
mess and took down the many nests they had built all
over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .....
Quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a
free meal.
Now let's see..... Our government gives out free food,
subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education
and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegal came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services;
small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to
wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor;
your child's class is behind other schools because over
half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box;
I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English,
and people waving flags other than the English Flag are
squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more
rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it is time for
the government to take down the bird feeder.
I bought a bird feeder.
I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking
advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily
accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the
boards of the patio, above the table, and next to
the barbecue.
Then came the poo. It was everywhere:
on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean.
They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even
though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud.
They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed
at all hours of the day and night and demanded that
I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit in my own back
garden anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and
in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their
mess and took down the many nests they had built all
over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .....
Quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a
free meal.
Now let's see..... Our government gives out free food,
subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education
and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegal came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services;
small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to
wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor;
your child's class is behind other schools because over
half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box;
I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English,
and people waving flags other than the English Flag are
squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more
rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it is time for
the government to take down the bird feeder.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Have your say with YouGuv
Have you ever seen TV programmes or read newspaper stories where they mention opinion polls commisioned by YouGuv? Have you ever wondered where they do these surveys and who takes part?
Well the answer is simple. They are done on the Internet and anybody can take part. All you have to do is register. They even pay you for it!
So if you want to make your opinion known and earn some extra money as well then sign up now and take part.
Join YouGuv here.
Well the answer is simple. They are done on the Internet and anybody can take part. All you have to do is register. They even pay you for it!
So if you want to make your opinion known and earn some extra money as well then sign up now and take part.
Join YouGuv here.
Kaydin has arrived in Corfu. Adults Only
Kaydin has now arrived in Corfu and is now enjoying the sun before starting work at the beginning of next month. She has very kindly sent us these topless pics.
Take a look at them here.
Big Ben is 150 years old.
Big Ben is now 150 years old. Rumours that it is currently in training to run next years marathon have yet to be confirmed.
Blonde Stripper. Adults Only
This blonde stripper comes fresh from the pages of Playboy. Her name is Ashley Taylor and here she is getting her kit off just for you.
Enjoy the show here.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Perfect Puppies. Adults Only
Our latest site is the great Perfect Puppies. Featuring the hottest topless babes available on the Internet this site is for boob lovers everwhere.
Click here to visit Perfect Puppies.
Click here to visit Perfect Puppies.
We will be extending our Portfollio. Adults Only
So that we can feature more gorgeous babes like this one here, over the next few days we will be extending our site portfollio and adding a few more sites to our stable.
So keep coming back here to find some of the finest babes on the Internet.
Take a look at this hot brunette here.
Every child has the right to sleep safely at night
"Every child has the right to sleep safely at night"
That is what Gormless Gordon said in The Sun last week when he announced he was using 100 million pounds of our money to buy mosquito nets for African children.
No doubt these nets are needed and will help African children. But what about our own kids? Thanks to New Labour policies crime is at an all time high and there are many children in this country who don't sleep safely at night.
Correct me if I am wrong but isn't his main priority supposed to be the people of this country?
That is what Gormless Gordon said in The Sun last week when he announced he was using 100 million pounds of our money to buy mosquito nets for African children.
No doubt these nets are needed and will help African children. But what about our own kids? Thanks to New Labour policies crime is at an all time high and there are many children in this country who don't sleep safely at night.
Correct me if I am wrong but isn't his main priority supposed to be the people of this country?
More proof of Gordon Browns Hypocracy
Gormless Gordon, our unelected leader, today asked the Oil producing countries to produce more oil to help keep the price of fuel down and help the economy!
Has this idiot forgotten that the price of fuel in this country is sky high because of the huge amount of taxes his corrupt government levy on oil?
If he seriously wants to make fuel cheaper all he has to do is instruct Mr Darling to lower the tax on it. Or would that be too simple?
Has this idiot forgotten that the price of fuel in this country is sky high because of the huge amount of taxes his corrupt government levy on oil?
If he seriously wants to make fuel cheaper all he has to do is instruct Mr Darling to lower the tax on it. Or would that be too simple?
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