Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Complaints about dancing on ice!


Apparantly there were a lot of complaints about dancing on ice this week. Not the usual stuff about vote rigging but something much more serious. Holly Willoughby's dress!

You see her boobs were almost falling out. I, like many others I am sure, watched in hope that they would because she does have a fine pair! She was wearing a white dress that showed them off perfectly and this upset some people so they complained.

I can't find a pic of her in that dress as yet but here she is in another revealing dress showing what a fine pair of boobs she has. Enjoy.

How can anyone trust Gordon Brown?

How can anybody in their right mind trust Gordon Brown? This is the man who thought up one of the biggest scams of all time. The tax credit system.

Put simply this system overtaxes the poorest people in the country and then makes them try and claim the money back. It is done in the hope that a lot of people won't bother to claim or will be too confused by the sytem to claim. In this respect it works perfectly! Millions of pounds go unclaimed!

This money, stolen from the poorest members of our society, is then used to bribe Scotish and Welsh voters into voting for labour and keeping Gordon Brown and his cronies in highly paid jobs.

Many many years ago the Labour party was the party for the poor, dedicated to making society fairer and giving poor people a chance to get on in life. It is now a party for the rich and selfish, happily condemning people to a life of poverty purely to win votes.

Another legal con trick!

Just before Christmas I bought myself a monitor with a built in TV. Last week I got a letter from the TV licensing people saying that there wasn't a licence in my name and I would need to get one or be prosecuted. I rang them, explained my mum already had a licence to cover this address and after checking the address on their database they agreed that I didn't need another licence and that i would hear nothing more.

Now this poses some questions. Such as why did I get this letter in the first place? Why did they not check the address on their database before telling me I needed a licence?

The answer is quite simple. They were hoping I would crap myself and go straight down the post office and buy a licence I don't need! Put simply they were trying to con me. Which tells you everything about the scum who run this country that you need to know.

Policy three. Scrap the human rights act.

The human rights act has nothing to do with protecting human rights and everything to do with lawyers making money. Billy Liar introduced this act purely and simply so his wife could earn more money. Apart from lining the pockets of scum like her and allowing criminals to walk the streets this act serves no purpose whatsoever.

You see it has one major flaw. By protecting the rights of criminals and allowing them to do as they wish it tramples all over the rights of the majority law abiding citizens.

What happened to our right to walk the streets safely? What happened to the rights of our children to be able to play in the park safely and surf the Internet without being preyed on by perverts? What happened to the rights of society to be protected from those who have little or no respect for our laws?

These rights were abolished by this ridiculous act purely so Cherie Blair and her friends could legally steal public money by exploiting the legal aid system.

This thieves and muggers charter has to go and will be one of the first things to go once I am in charge. And then I will have the police investigate Billy Liars motives in introducing it and if there is any justice both he and his wife will end up behind bars where they belong.

Brown has moved the goal posts again.

Originally our MP's had twenty days to study the new EU legislation before debating it. Our unelected leader has now reduced this to twelve days. Why? What is he trying to hide? Why is he so keen to push this legislation through and give our rights away so easily? What is in it for him?

We all know why Billy Liar was so keen on Europe. He wanted to be the first EU president. But what is Brown getting out of it?

We were promised a referendum on this matter but like every other new labour promise it didn't materialise. Now he is trying to stifle debate amongst MP's. Why? Just what is he so scared of?

An example of discrimination against the majority.

"In an effort to encourage more people to embrace Christianity the church have decided to make the bible more user friendly. It is now sold in twin packs, six packs and comes in several varieties. Single ply, twin ply or with added aloe vera!"

Now for those of you who took offence at the above I am sorry. It is a joke. Depending on your sense of humour it is either funny or it isn't. It would probably offend devout Christians but it is perfectly legal for me to say it.

But what if I changed the wording? What if it read:

"In an effort to encourage more people to embrace islam they have decided to make the koran more user friendly. It is now sold in twin packs, six packs and comes in several varieties. Single ply, twin ply or with added aloe vera!"

It would still be a joke but with one big difference. It would also be illegal to say it!

Can somebody tell me why this is? Why is it perfectly okay and perfectly legal to make jokes about Christianity and to offend devout Christians but illegal to make jokes about islam and offend muslims?

This is a Christian country with a Christian majority population. Yet anybody who feels like it can mock our religious beliefs and criticise us to their hearts content. But you try it with islam. You will be nicked and prosecuted before you know what has hit you.

A perfect example of the majority being discriminated against in favour of a minority.

My second policy.

Avon fire brigade last week held recruitment days to try and get more people to train as firemen. There is nothing wrong with that. It is a good idea. Apart from one thing. White English men were not allowed to attend! It was for ethnic minorities and women only!

Surely this is illegal? I can hear you all asking. Well no actually it is not. It is illegal to discriminate against blacks, asians, eastern europeans, the elderly, the disabled, muslims, women and any other racial or diverse group you can think of.

But when it comes to white English men then discrimination is not only legal it is actively encouraged. It is a total disgrace.

The problem with all anti discrimination legislation and in particular so called positive discrimination is that the law ends up discriminating against the majority. Why should it be illegal to defame islam but not Christianity? Why do we have to have quota's for the number of minorities companies employ? What does it matter what colour or sex a fireman is provided the job gets done?

Do these quota's work both ways? If there are too many minorities in a job do whites then get priority? Of course they don't! Just look at the amount of blacks playing football. According to the positive discrimination advocates because 10% of the population is from an ethnic minority then 10% of people in every job should be from an ethnic minority. Yet in football it's nearer 40%. So why aren't these same people suggesting that more white kids be encouraged to play football and why aren't quota's being imposed?

The only way to rectify the situation and make sure that the white majority population are not discriminated against is to change the law so that it is illegal to discriminate against whites, the English and men.

So that will be my next policy. Because a society that allows discrimination against a large part of it's population just to satisfy minority groups can never be considered a true democracy.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

It looks like Corfu. Adults Only


It does look like Corfu but I doubt that it is. To be honest it could be anywhere. Who cares really? Certainly not me. It was only an excuse to post the pics anyway.

See the rest of her here.

Our final applicant today. Adults Only


This is Carmen. She is the last of todays applicants who made the short list.

Give her the once over here.

Oxi. Adults Only


Yes Oxi! That is her name! Stupid or what? She says she is English but I have my doubts. Anyway she has made the short list.

See what you think here.

Bethany. Adults Only


Another applicant on the short list is Bethany. She seems to have all the right qualifications and is fairly easy on the eye.

Interview Bethany here.

Got the advert sorted. Adults Only


Well after all the hassle I gave up with the job centre and managed to advertise elsewhere. We have started to get some applicants for the job as well which is cool. This is Charlotte.

See her application here.

Friday, January 25, 2008

The Old Couple

An old couple are in church when she turns to him and whispers:
"I have just done a silent fart. What shall I do?"

"Change the batteries in your hearing aid!" he tells her.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Thieving foreign scum

I have just seen a report on the evening news that made me sick. They showed police raiding premesis where Romanian Children were being held against their will and used as pick pockets and beggars, earning up to £100,000 a year each for their masters. In just one house there were 38 Romanians living, 19 of them children.

A lot of these children were abducted in Romania and shipped here purely for this purpose, earning the criminals a billion pounds a year.

So what will happen to the people responsible? Will they be immediately deported back to Romania to stand trial for kidnapping etc? Of course not! Romania is in the EU! These scum are entitled to be here! So the British taxpayer will foot the bill for the trial. The British tax payer will pay for their imprisonment. Instead of a harsh regime in a Romanian prison these scum will langush in an English prison, living in far better conditions than any of their victims were.

How long will they go to prison for? These days you only do ten years for murder so my guess is that most of these animals will be back on the streets within five years.

It wouldn't happen if I were in charge. Because they would be going straight back to Romania in a body bag with a bill for their relatives to cover the cost of the bullet that had been put through the back of their heads. Harsh? Yes of course it is. But once these foreign criminals realised that coming here and breaking the law would result in them being put down just like we would an out of control animal they would go somewhere else and our country would be a much safer place.

How much time will it waste? Adults Only


As Peter told you a while back I put an advert in the job centre for a secretary. Or I tried to. They rejected it. Some bird rang me. Said it was sexist, biggoted and homophobic! This is something I had written this foreign dyke was saying this about. I was shocked.

So I tried to explain that no foreigners wasn't because I was racist. It's because I live in West London and I'm sick of the sodding sight of them and think that as I'm the one paying the wages I should be able to choose who I want to employ. I go to the pub and the barmaid is Polish, the chemist and get served by an Italian. One of the paper shops is run by a Bangledeshi and the other by a Somalian. The local skunk dealer is a Jamaican, the heroin dealer a Turk, my identity was stolen by a Romanian and my car was nicked by a pikee trying to get home from the pub one night.

Foreigners are all very well, I have no problem with them. But if I wanted to live my life surrounded by foreigners I would move to France! I am English, I live in England and I want to employ English staff. That is not racism. It is my personal preference. I was just trying to save foreigners wasting their time applying because I am not going to employ one. But I am not allowed to say so. It's racist. So people will sit their filling in forms to apply for a job they have no hope of getting. A waste of my time and theirs.

And I am not allowed to say I want a bird not a bloke! Why? Okay the bit where it says that the successful aplicant must look good in a mini skirt and stockings should give people a clue that it's a female I am looking for but you never can tell these days. I am looking for someone I can fantasise about after work. Maybe sneak into the loo during the day and knock one out over. I hardly want a bloke do I? So I thought I would save them the bother of applying. But no. I am not allowed to do that either. So these poor sods will sit filling in forms for a job they are never going to get. Just like the foreigners.

And the bit where I asked them to send a pic of them in their sexiest office outfit has to go as well. Again I tried to explain that the bird looking good was a must. I don't want a minger. I don't want to try and sneak a peak up the skirt of a bird the size of Vanessa Phelps or Fern Britton. So the fat mingers are going to have to join in with the men and the foreigners, filling in forms and desecrating rain forests applying for a job they are never going to get.

And no dykes wasn't because I am homophobic! I enjoy watching a couple of birds getting at it as much as the next red blooded male but I don't want to employ one! I'd never keep my mind on my work! If I am employing a fit bird she has got to be available. So the single women bit only has to go as well. So the married birds and the dykes will join the foreigners, the men and the mingers filling in forms applying for a job that they are never going to get!

The under twenty five bit was a no no as well. Am I seriously going to employ a bird with saggy tits, wrinkles or stretch marks? Of course she has to be under twenty five! But I'm not allowed to say so! So more people wasting their time filling in forms!

No disabled was because I am on the third floor and most of the time the lift doesn't work not because I'm discriminating. Nobody with kids is because I want somebody who will turn up everyday and not keep having to have days off for school holidays, sickness, teachers strikes and INSET days, etc etc.

I know who I want to employ. I know who I wont employ. So why mislead people and make them think they have a chance of a job when they don't actually have a hope in hell? But that is what I have to do. What a waste of time.

Here is a fit bird.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

This feels strange. Adults Only


This all feels a bit strange doing this again, letting Castonya out of his box, trawling through endless galleries of naked women, trying to think of things to say then just saying the first thing that happens to come into my head. I didn't think I would ever be able to do it again.

I really used to enjoy it, messing about on here in between updating the other sites, having a bit of a laugh. Then I got ill and couldn't do it anymore. I tried but my heart wasn't in it.

To be honest I never thought I would ever be able to enjoy it again.

But I am enjoying it and will carry on doing it as long as I do enjoy it. You just might not get so many of the four hour major updates because I get tired more quickly now. But stay tuned!

Here is a bird that I know at least one of the regular readers will like!

Jacki and Tim go shopping. Adults Only


Jacki and Tim went shopping on Saturday. To their local Tesco's. Now just going to Tesco's is a strange experience anyway. It is a bit like stepping into another world. Because it is just about the cheapest of the supermarkets, thanks mainly to the poor quality of the food and service, it attracts the poorest people. And all the local nutters. In fact if your local store happens to be next to one of the worse housing estates in the area, like theirs is, you get to see all sorts of low life as you shop.

But I digress. For a change!

Anyway, off they go round to Tesco's and as they walk in Tim spots some cheap Stella, twelve cans for a tenner! Of course, knowing a bargain when he sees one he picks a box up and puts it in the trolley.

"You get that out of there!" Jacki snaps, still feeling the effects of the previous nights two bottles of red wine and a bottle of Cava. "We can't afford it!"

So reluctantly Tim takes the beer out of the trolley and they carry on.

As they are walking round Jacki spots some face cream, twenty quid a jar, and picks one up and puts it in the trolley.

"What do you think you are doing lass" he asks her in his dodgy midlands accent. "We can't afford that!"

"But it will make me look beautiful for you" she explains.

"So will twelve cans of Stella" he tells her. "And they are half the price"

Monday, January 21, 2008

Today is a perfect example. Adults Only


Today we have a perfect example of just what is wrong with our electoral system. Today our MP's begin the debate on the Lisbon treaty that Gordon Brown signed us up to not so long ago. This is the original EU constitution that was rejected by half of Europe and that we were promised a referendum on.

My first point is fairly obvious. Why is it being debated after Brown has signed it? Why was this not debated before he sneaked in the back door and signed away rights on our behalf?

And where will our unelected leader be when this hugely important debate starts? At the front line defending his decision to sign and supporting this treaty? No actually. He will be in India, scouting out locations for new call centres presumably. If this treaty has his backing and is something he believes in then why did he turn up late for the original signing and why is he not there today?

And this debate and the subsequent vote. Is it a free one where every MP of whatever party gets to vote on what is best for the country? No again. As usual they will be expected to follow party policy and vote for what they have been told to vote for. And make no mistake, the majority of them will. Because for most of these MP's doing what is best for the country comes second to making sure they keep themselves in a cushy well paid job.

In a democracy our MP's would be voting for what is best for us. But we don't live in a democracy anymore so once more we will be sold down the river for the sake of a few political careers.

Here is a bird.

Violent Crime. Adults Only


The front page of The Sun today has photographs of several people in London who have been murdered over the past few years. They have now decided to run a petition for readers to lobby their MP's for a big clean up and to do something about the violent crime that is turning a lot of London into a no go area for normal people.

However nowhere in everything they have written today does it address one of the biggest issues. The fact that ethnic minorities are responsible for over half the murders on the streets of our capitol city.

That isn't a racist thing to say. It is a fact. Until the powers that be and the media stop ignoring this fact then nothing can ever be acheived.

I want to know why these people are commiting these murders. I want to know what makes them think they have the right to come into my country and turn it into a replica of the crap hole they have come from. I am always reading about how alienated some of these people feel but I very rarely hear anything about how alienated some of the original population feel.

How do the original inhabitants of places like Hounslow, Southall, Hackney and the East end feel seeing the areas they grew up in being changed beyond all recognition? How do they feel walking down their local high street and very rarely hearing a word of English spoken? How do they feel about not being able to communicate with people because they don't speak the language? Seeing churches closed and Mosques opened? Do they not feel alienated?

And do these English people who are virtually cut off from their own culture then turn to crime and roam the streets murdering people? Of course they don't! So why is being alienated and cut off from your culture considered an acceptable excuse for an imigrant to commit crime?

The biggest problem this country faces today is the uncontrolled influx of people from all over the world, many of whom have absolutely no respect for our culture, our way of life and our laws. Until these people are dealt with, left in no doubt that they will obey our laws or else, then nothing can be done.

Our MP's and the media need to stop burying their heads in the sand and start dealing with facts. Rather than trying to sell more newspapers or get themselves re-elected.

This is Heather.

My first Policy. Electoral Reform. Adults Only


Well last week I promised that once I get elected I will bring in some electoral reform so that people once more have a say in who gets rich at our expense by pretending to govern the country. As I said, an English parliament would be the first step, just to give the English the same rights as everybody else, but the next step would be to abolish all political parties. Conservative, Labour, Liberal, all of them would go.

The idea of electing an MP from your local area is so that they can go to the house of commons and represent the people who elected them and try to govern the country according to their needs. With a party system this doesn't happen. We vote them in then they go to London and vote for what their party leader tells them to! If they toe the line and grovel enough they are then given a job in the cabinet or shadow cabinet and we have to pay them even more money! This is not democracy!

We should go back to basics with every MP being independant and representing just his local constituents. They could elect a cabinet and a prime minister between them, with every one of them getting to vote for who they think would be best for the job.

The other big problem with our Electoral system is that being an MP has now become a career move rather than a genuine desire to serve the people and make a difference. Too many of our MP's left university and went straight into politics and have never done a proper days work in their lives and have absolutely no idea what it is like to live in the real world. But this is easily solved.

There should be an election every five years and it should be against the rules for anybody to stand for election twice in a row. If they want to stand again after a five year break then fine but by stopping them standing twice in a row it does away with the career option and they could then spend the majority of their time running the country rather than trying to keep their cushy job as they do at the moment.

So there we have it, my first policy! I hope you like it.

Now here is some eye candy.

Good morning. Adults Only


Well it is Monday morning and I am bored stiff! So I figure it must be time to set the world to rights! But honestly New Labour have made such a mess of this country it really is gard to know where to start. But I am sure I will think of something once I have put my mind to it.

So while I make my mind up where to start I thought I would just post a pic of some home grown English totty.

Take a look at Emma here.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Simply Legs


Another one of our sites is the very popular Simply Legs. As you might imagine this site focuses on ladies with lovely legs. Mainly in stockings and lingerie but also in tights, short skirts, evening dresses and uniforms. The lovely Hannah here is typical of the sort of babe featured.

Take a look at Simply Legs here.

Take a look at Hannah here.

Simply Babes


Now it is time to give my eyes a rest and have an advertising break. You see we don't just have to update this site, although it is the one we enjoy the most. We also have to update the other sites as well because they are the ones that earn the money!

So if you like our taste in women why not visit Simply Babes This site has nothing but hot tottie getting naked for you!

Just like this one.

Going to have to interupt. Adults Only


Sorry to interupt the bikin babe special but to avoid falling foul of the thought police I have to cater for everybody on here. Putting a warning that women and hairdressers are not allowed is no longer enough. Basically people can come here knowing they will be offended then when they are they are entitled to complain about it.

They are a bit like the people in Kew really. The ones who moved there because it was convenient for the airport then once they retired do nothing but complain about the aircraft noise!

Anyway, even though this site is not aimed at homosexuals I have to include content for them otherwise I can be accused of discrimination. Not the sort of discrimination that this government practices against the majority English population but something far more serious. Discrimination against the sexually challenged!

So here are a couple of dykes.

Sandy Summers. Adults Only


This blonde in and out of her bikini is Sandy Summers. See all of the pics here.

Kara. Adults Only


So what is your ideal holiday? Personally I just want lots of sun, lots of food, lots of beer and lots of great views. Just sitting by the pool with a beer in my hand lusting after girls like Kara here is something I never get tired of.

See the full gallery here.

Maria. Adults Only


This bird in the string bikini is Maria. Now in the pics she looks quite good. But I bet in real life she is a bit of a lump. There used to be a page 3 girl called Maria Whiticker. She looked okay in the Sun but when you saw her in real life she was a right monster. A proper ten pinter!

See the pics here.

Diana Doll. Adults Only


Where do they get these names from? Diana Doll! She is having a laugh surely! Maybe it came free with the boob job?

See more of her here.

What I should be doing. Adults Only


Of course what I should be doing this morning is trying to attract the weekend warriors who spend all day Saturday and Sunday searching for celebrity pics. Kylie Minogue topless, Posh spice flashing, Emma Bunton knickerless, all that sort of thing. But I can't be bothered! Not that it matters because all I have to do is say I have pics of Kylie Minogue flashing her boobs and the people will flock in.

So I don't have Kylie Minogue topless, Posh Spice flashing or Emma Bunton Knickerless. But I do have Megan in a bikini.

Take a look here.

I want to go on holiday! Adults Only


Well it is another miserable day outside so I intend going nowhere today. To tell the truth I have a bit of a hangover today so just going to chill out and dream of Corfu and the hotties I am hoping to see on the beach there. So I figured why not have a Bikini Babe session and share my dreams with you?

This is Sienna

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Our viewing figures. Adults Only


Our viewing figures are now so low that it is time to try and get some more people here. So I am killing two birds with one stone. Not only am I going to try and get the celebrity watchers in with this pic but also the chubby chasers as well!

So for all you celebrity watchers and those of you who like fat birds we have Charlotte Church in a bikini. I told you nothing any good ever came out of Wales!

We are looking for a secretary.

Now Peter has decided he is going to run the country we are getting a bit short staffed and have decided we need a secretary. We have a put an advert in the local paper asking prospective cndidates to send in their resume, along with a photo. As soon as we get some replies we will let you know.

Our last student. Adults Only


I don't want to encouage these layabouts so this is our last student of the day. See the rest of her here.

This is why I dislike students. Adults Only


This bird is a typical student and the reason that any right minded person despises students so much. She is too thick to even remove her clothes before getting in the bath!

See just how thick she is here.

Sorry to interupt.

I am sorry to interupt Castonya while he is in full flow but I am absolutely fuming! I have just read that Lesley Ash has been awarded five million pounds compensation for catching MRSA in hospital. Now given that the NHS doesn't actually have any money of it's own that means that you, me and every other idiot who pays taxes in this country is now going to pay five million pounds to somebody who has already earnt far more than most of us will earn in our entire lifetimes.

Okay it is wrong that she caught MRSA in hospital. Of course it shouldn't happen. But what was she in hospital for? Cancer? A serious illness? Road accident? No. She went to hospital because she fell off a table and broke a couple of ribs and punctured a lung while having rough sex with her boyfriend!

And why such a huge amount? Will everyone who has contacted MRSA in hospital get 5 million? Of coures they won't! The amount was based on her loss of earnings! Why? Is a second rate actress who can't keep her legs closed really more important than a dustman, road sweeper or anybody else who has contacted MRSA? That is what they seem to be saying!

Yes something needs to be done about MRSA but wasting enormous sums of money on compensation is only going to leave the NHS even more under funded and create more problems. It is a complete disgrace and whoever agreed to pay her this money should resign immediately.

Liana. Adults Only


This blonde student showing off her new college uniform is Liana. See more of her here.

It is that time again. Adults Only


Yes after six weeks holiday the lazy bastards that can't be bothered to work and those to thick to learn everything at school, students we call them, go back to their colleges and universities.

Which means it is time for a look at what the best dressed ones are wearing. We start with Corina. See more of her here.

Big breasts are fine. Adults Only


A big pair of tits on a woman, like the pair below, are all very well when they are young but as she gets older gravity takes it's toll and what started out as a nice looking addition end up as a saggy wrinkled jugs that would turn anybody off.

I know in an ideal world you would have traded her in for a newer model by the time this becomes a problem but as you get older you realise that it's not just a womans looks that are important. Her cooking, cleaning and other domestic skills start to become as important.

So why not start with one with smaller boobs? That way, if it turns out that her other assets are worth hanging onto her for you are not stuck with a bird whose tits fall down around her knees everytime she takes her bra off.

Somebody like Olya here might just do. Judge for yourself here.

As he hasn't been doing his job properly. Adults Only


As Peter hasn't been doing his job and has spent his time waffling on about serious stuff it has been left up to me to finalise the entries into our own golden globes competition.

This competition is only being held because the real one was cancelled and they had a small awards ceremony instead. But all over the world the sad gits who are impressed by all these so called celebrities will be typing golden globes into their search engines so if we mention it enough then some of them will end up here.

So here is the next candidate, a blonde called something I can't remember. See all the pics here.

I'd rather they justified this!

Just read what Peter said about free prescriptions for the Welsh and how they can be justified. Well what I want to know is how they justify Wales itself!

This is a country that has existed for as long as England has yet the only good thing to come out of it so far has been the M4. It never stops raining and the only men who aren't shagging the sheep are shagging their sisters.

They even think they can sing! I think hundreds of years of inbreeding and listening to that guttaral coughing that passes as the Welsh language has made them tone death. Take it from me buoyo's and girls you can't sing! I have heard cats at night more in tune than the average Welsh choir.

They also hate the English which is a bit of a cheek considering it is our taxes that allow them to live their lives on state benefits because there is hardly any work there and their only exports are waterlogged wool and soggy lamb.

It looks like we will soon be getting another load of nuclear power stations, built on the cheap so the energy companies can maximise their profits. So I think we should build them in Wales. If they leak and the locals start to go a bit strange nobody will notice anyway. Even if they did what would it matter? The Welsh don't exactly fill any useful purpose after all.

So build the nuclear power stations, run the cables out then build a big wall along the border and close it down for good. Just like we did the coal mines. Believe me, without the Welsh the world can only be a better place.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

How can this be justified?

Well Castonya is safely tucked away in bed so now it's time for me to have my say.

When I was first diagnosed with cancer the only money I was getting was my statutary sick pay, £73 a week. They had turned down my claim for disability living allowance and I was getting too much money to qualify for income support! So I applied to get free prescriptions. But once again I was refused because I was getting too much money. On one occasion I came out of the doctors with a prescription for seven items and it cost me nearly £49 to have it filled, leaving me £24 to live on that week.

Yet if I had of lived in Wales it would have cost me nothing. Even if I was a millionaire rather than somebody with cancer trying to cope on a pittance if I lived in Wales I would get my prescriptions for free!

It gets worse. If my treatment isn't a success then any other treatment is just to let me live as long and as comfortably as possible. It would mean anothet dose of chemo eventually, maybe followed by radiotherapy. Then that would be it.

Unless I lived in Scotland. In which case drugs would be available to me on the NHS that would prolong my life for another 3 to 12 months. But I don't, I live in England, so these drugs are considered too expensive for me to have.

What this government is doing is a complete disgrace. They are witholding vital drugs from terminally ill English people and using the money they save to bribe Welsh voters into keeping them in their cushy well paid jobs.

I challange anybody to justify this.

He even left instructions! Adults Only


That cheeky git! Before he went back to his own planet that bloody Castonya left me a list of instructions! Plenty of crumpet, nothing too serious, no politics! Who does he think he is? Minority or not if he thinks he is going to tell me how to run the site he is sadly mistaken!

Here is a lovely young lady to look at while I calm down!

Thank god for that! Adults Only


I thought he was never going to go! Sorry about that, he manages to get out now and again while I am not looking. Then once he gets out I can't get rid of him. The trouble is that he is now officially a minority. And don't I know it! He has rights now and whatever I do to try and keep him under control and make things easier for the rest us I am infringing his right to be a pain in the arse!

So sorry but we will just have to put up with him. This young lady is named Olivia.

Admire her beauty here.

Just time. Adults Only


There is just time for this one last post before I take my happy pills and spend a few hours dreaming about hot sun, beautiful beaches, gorgeous women, fast cars and everything else that is essential to a mans well being. While I am gone I will leave you in Peter's capable hands. I just hope his taste in women is as good as mine and that he doesn't bore you too much.

I will see you next time I manage to escape from the box. I will leave you with the lovely Marsha. See all of here.

If we get a boat. Adults Only


If we go to Corfu and if we get a boat I am going to insist on life jackets. I know normal people would do that anyway but we are not talking about normal people! We are talking about myself, Piotr and Peter!

We used to go out in a tiny little speedboat at Studland bay, right out to where the ferries were so we could ride their wake and the beach was on the distant horizen. Without life jackets!

And it was a little boat! We could so easily have been turned over by the waves that far out. But we were younger and fitter and both good swimmers. we probably could have survived. Now we would drown, it's that simple. So this time life jackets will be a must!

Here is a bird in a bikini.

Just because. Adults Only


Just because I like brunettes. No other reason. It's my site I don't need one!

Enjoy her here.

This time we will hire a boat. Adults Only


The first time we went to Corfu we were going to hire a boat. But ended up with a hire car instead! The second time we didn't get a hire car but I was ill all the time we were there so we didn't do it. Plus we had our mates bird with us which was a bit of a pain.

Two blokes going away together is fun. A couple going away together is fun. Two birds going away together should be compulsory. Even a bloke and a bird going as friends is fun. But a couple and the blokes best mate is not a good idea!

So this time, if we go, we are going to hire a boat and explore some of the beaches you can only get to by boat. And I won't mind paying a couple of euro's extra if they throw the lovely Luva in as well!

See more of her here.

Seeing this reminded me. Adults Only


I just come across this set of pics and it suddenly reminded me of Corfu. I don't know if it was the sea or the view or the naked blonde but an image of Corfu suddenly came into my head. We are hoping to go back there this year, probably in early June.

Anyway, here is the lovely Mira naked. Enjoy.

Welcome. Adults Only


It has just occured to me that because a lot of you are new here you won't have any idea what is going on. And I know you are not all here just for the pics and that some of you will read what I have to say. So just for you I will explain things.

This site is run by myself, Castonya, and my other self, Peter. We started it after the sucess of our book, "You are never alone with Schyzophrenia" We used to be paranoid as well but then the bastards got us!

So what happens is that one of us comes on here and just does whatever he feels like. In my case it could be almost anything. With Peter it is usually something to do with what pisses him off about the world we live in.

We know we offend people, and to be honest we don't care. We are not forcing people to come here and if they don't like it there are billions of other websites they can go to. Quite simply everything we say on here is our own opinion.

Now lets have some more crumpet.

Peter may have had a point. Adults Only


When Peter was babbling on about electoral reform the other night I did start to think that he may have a point. It is about time something was done about the voting system. If we ever want to have a country fit to live in again we are going to have to go back to basics. We can start by stopping women from voting.

Okay back when women were first given the vote it might have seemed a good idea. But since that day this country has been in decline. Women now have far too much power and are no longer fit for purpose.

We all know what wife stands for, washing, ironing, fucking etc, and that is the way women used to be. They were here purely to meet the needs of the superior gender, men.

But then we gave them the vote and now look at them! Some of them laughingly believe that they are our equals!

Take the vote away from them, widen the pay gap so it isn't worth them working and lets get them back in the kitchen and the bedroom where they belong. If we do this the world will be a far better place.

Here is a half naked bird.

It won't be winter forever. Adults Only


When it is cold wet and miserable like it is today it is easy to forget just how nice it can be in the summer. So here, as a little reminder, we have an outdoor photo set of the lovely Lindsey Marshal. Think of it as sort of a public service.

See the full set of photographs here.

Britney Spears Upskirt


Another celebrity who is in the news a lot lately and guaranteed to bring the punters flocking in is Britney Spears. Here we have her flashing her knickers, again. In fact when it comes to Britney spears it is easier to find upskirt pics than it is to find ones of her in more modest poses. I guess she is just a bit of an exhibitionist at heart. So here we have Britney Spears flashing her panties.

Kerry Katona topless.


Because I have been neglecting the site lately the viewing figures have fallen through the floor. So I have to get more people visiting the site fairly quickly. One sure way of doing this is to post pics of celebrities topless or flashing theie gashes.

You see there are a lot of very sad people out there who spend a lot of time searching for these sort of pics. But they all have credit cards and their money is as good as anybody else's! And you never know, some of them may even be able to read as well so may end up as regular visitors.

So just for the perverted out there here is Kerry Katona topless. Not Kerry katona naked or Kerry Katona upskirt or Kerry Katona flashing her knickers. Just kerry Katona showing her naked breasts. No if I could only remember what this bird is supposed to be famous for.

An apology from Castonya.

Hi all. Castonya here. Just thought I had better apologise to you all. You see we have a bit of a problem. As you may have noticed Peter took over the other night and started his election campaign. Now he did try to do this before but I was able to control him. Just told him that it is my site and he could toe the line or else. Tried that the other night and he threatened to sue me for discrimination!

You see he is now officially disabled which makes him a minority and as such he has rights the rest of us can only dream of. When he was just a poor white Englishman it didn't matter. Under Labour discriminating against the poor, whites and the English is not only acceptable but is actively encouraged. It has almost become a national sport.

But because of his bloody lung cancer he is now a minority. Which changes everything. So I have no choice. I have to let him have his say. Stupid I know but what can I do? I don't want a visit from the thought police do I? So you will just have to put up with it and hope he gets bored pretty quickly!

Monday, January 14, 2008

I was getting ahead of myself. Adults Only


Although electoral reform is vital there is actually something far more urgent to take care of first. England needs it's own parliament, just like the Irish, the Welsh and the Scotish have.

At the moment MP's from these other countries vote against policies in their own country then vote for them here, despite the fact that 80% of English people didn't vote for this government.

So cancer patients in Scotland get drugs that are witheld from the English because they cost to much. The Welsh don't pay for their prescriptions yet the English do. English taxes are used to make life more comfortable and easier for everbody except the English.

England needs it's own parliament now, with only MP's from England voting on matters that affect England. Just like the Scots, the Welsh and the Irish have.

Here is a brunette.

So now I need some policies. Adults Only


Well now I have decided on my career I guess I should think of some policies. But it is difficult to know where to start. Immigration? Crime? The EU? Taxes? The NHS? Terrorism? Transport? Education? The list of things this corrupt government have made a mess of is endless.

I think for a start I would completely revamp the electoral system so that people actually have a choice. We are supposed to be a democracy so how come, at election time, sixty million people only actually have a choice between three candidates?

Okay it's not as bad as America where hundreds of millions of people only have a choice between two candidates chosen and funded by big business and organised crime. But apart from the Americans themselves nobody seriously considers America to be a democracy.

So yes my first priority will be to update the electoral system and give people a real say in how the country is run. Details on how I will acheive this will follow.

Now here is a bird.

Maybe not an MP. Adults Only


Good morning. Just a quick update today. I have had a change of heart. I no longer want to be an MP. I want to be in charge! I want Gordon Browns Job! After all I am better qualified for the job than he is.

Firstly I am English. And as the English are still just about the majority in the UK then surely an Englishman in charge is a must? Secondly I can count. Something Gordon Brown has proved he can't do on countless occasions. Thirdly, because unlike Gordon Brown I don't have private medical insurance, I have first hand experience of the NHS. I also don't have a chauffer, police escorts or bodyguards so know what the traffic is really like and see how the ever rising crime rate affects people and their lives.

Because I don't get anywhere near the amount of money he does I have first hand experience of what it's like trying to live in a country that taxes the poor unmercilessly but allows the rich to pay virtually nothing in taxes. I have had to not only try and survive while New Labour has systematically destroyed everything good about this country but also had to sit by and watch because they have fiddled the voting system so much that it's almost impossible for the English to have a say in who runs the nation.

All in all I am a far better candidate for the job and feel I should start straight away. What do you mean I haven't been elected? Neither was he!

Now here is some totty.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Well thats it for the night. Adults Only


Yes folks that is your lot for tonight. Although I am getting better I am not 100% fit and I am now having trouble staying awake.

It has been strange updating this again but I am slowly getting back into it and should soon once more be the Castonya you know and love.

I am going to leave you with a full gallery of the lovely Karen. See you soon.

A reminder of home. Adults Only


This pic of blonde babe Kasia is just to remind all the poles looking in what they are missing back home. With a bit of luck some of them will see this, get homesick and piss off back there!

See more of her here.

This poor woman. Adults Only


This poor woman was one of the patients. She was going for an operation and wasn't allowed to eat beforehand. Nil by mouth they called it. She was having trouble sticking to it and being short staffed as usual the nurses came up with this way of stopping her eating.

See all of the treatment here.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Even some of the cleaners were okay. Adults Only


Even some of the cleaners were easy on the eyes and woke me up a bit. This one was there for the first week before she had to go off to college to do her MRSA's!

See more of here.

Then there was radiotherapy. Adults Only


Once my chemo was finished I had a short break and then went for radiotherapy. Which meant a whole new bunch of nurses! I can't remember this ones name but she had to rub cream into my back once which really raised my spirits!

See all of her here.

Just meeting my obligations. Adults Only


This is the time of the evening when I apologise to all you straight people reading this because I have to meet my legal obligation and provide some content for the homosexual community.

So here, just for the hairdressers, dancers, BMW drivers and other sexual inadequates is this weeks offering. And by way of a change it's a couple of dykes!

See their courtship ritual here.