The Farmer

Tony Blair was on his way back from a meeting in Scotland when the car he was in carreered off of the road, overturned and crashed into a field, throwing Tony and his chauffeur out of the car. A local farmer saw the accident and went over to see if he could help. He didn't have a mobile phone or a telephone at his house so he decides to bury the bodies. Just as he is finishing the police arrive and ask him what happened.
"Are you sure they were dead?" The policeman asks when he finishes explaining.
"Well" The farmer replies. "My Blair said he wasn't but you know what he's like. You can't believe a bloody word he says"