Questions and answers

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them.
Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: They won't stop to ask directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds? A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A: A Widow
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: How are men and parking spots alike? A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A: They are married.