Under Orders

Well it's official. I am a sexist racist bastard! I would take offence if it wasn't for the fact that she was bought up in Wales so probably doesn't know any better. I am also under orders to provide some entertainment for women as well or else!

Now I did point out that the sign quite clearly states No Women but have you ever tried reasoning with a bird? So it looks like if I want another great evening of her company I am going to have to do what I'm told. Sorry guys but I'll try to make it quick.

Oh, almost forgot. She says I am not allowed to call women birds anymore either. It's sexist apparantly. I don't see why. I've seen the adverts on TV and according to Kotex they all get wings once a month so whats the problem?

And I suppose it's fair really to do a bit for the ladies. After a hard week cooking, cleaning, getting their nails done, gossipping and all the other things they are experts at I suppose we shouldn't begrudge them an hour of our time.

So here we go with the very first edition of Womans Hour on PMT for Men. Just for the girlies.