How dare you complain?

Okay Mr Ezy, I have a bit more time now so I can address your complaint.

Just who do you think you are? How many times have I said on this site, Read The Words? Were you not listening? Are you a bit simple?

If you had read the words instead of just looking at the pictures you would be aware that this site is run in exactly the same way as this country. It is a dictatorship. What I say goes. It's run for my benefit, nobody else's. So what makes you think you have a right to complain? If you don't like it go elsewhere!

It's not even as if you spend any money on here. I don't remember you getting your credit card out and paying for a month of porn. You just turn up with your buy one get one free boxes of kleenex and your Johnsons baby oil. Last I heard you had the softest smoothest right hand in the country.

I also remember your last feeble attempt with a woman. If I remember rightly she kicked you out as soon as she woke up. I even remember the pathetic poem you wrote her afterwards.

"You said I'm the worst lover you ever had,
You didn't know anyone could F**k that bad,
You said that my willy wasn't very long,
You hoped that in the morning that I might be gone,
You said my manners were a real disgrace.
But how could I say I loved you with you sitting on my face?"

Thats how it went wasn't it? You really thought that was going to impress her!

This is might site, my rules, my choice. if you don't like it, f**K off!