Zoo Visit

It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting, almost see through, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars,and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his
chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty woman
in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests
she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises thatwould make the dead rise.Then the husband suggests that she let one of
her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is
about to tear the bars down."Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your beaver."
says the husband.She does so, and this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips and has a hard-on like a baseball bat.Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage,flings her in with the gorilla, slams the cage door shut and says to her : "Now, tell HIM you've got a Headache".