Megan Summers looking good. Adults Only

Here is the last, for today anyway, set of our featured babe Megan Summers. Take a long hard look here.

Megan Summers again. Adults Only

Here is busty blonde Megan Summers again. Enjoy her here.

Megan Summers. Adults Only

Todays featured babe is blonde cutie Megan Summers. Here she is in stripey socks, a see through top and kinky boots. See what you think here.

I am starting my own Political Party

As Peter has decided he wants to be elected I have decided that I am going to start my own political party. I have thought very carefully about it and have come up with a cunning plan.

Most of my MP's will be straight out of university and will never have done a days work in their lives. Most of them will have studied law and will know exactly how to make things appear straight and honest even when they are not. they will be experts in manipulating facts and figures and will know exactly how to appear good in the eyes of the press.

They will all be fairly well off, will never have known what it is like to be poor and will have nothing at all in common with my target voters, the poor. They will all have private health insurance and wont have to suffer the NHS except when there is a photo opportunity. Their kids will all go to private schools and most of them will actually be from another country so any rules they enforce in England won't actually apply to them.

I will use every problem the country faces as an excuse to raise taxes, the revenue from which I will send to the countries my MP's hail from to ensure that they get elected.

I wont bother educating the children of the poor, sorting out public transport, the health service, dealing with crime or controlling illegal immigration. But I will make it legal for homosexuals to bugger sixteen year old boys in public toilets.

Motorists will be treated as criminals and I will use the phoney global warming scam as a scare mongering tool and as an excuse to once again raise taxes. I will introduce on the spot fines for everything and make it so that only the poor need obey the law.

I will promise the earth in my election manifesto then once I am elected I will completely ignore it and go back on my promises. I will fiddle with all the constituency boundaries and make it very difficult for any other party to oppose me and get elected.

Crime will go up, the prisons will be full, taxes will be at an all time high, kids will leave school unable to read and write. A stay in hospital will have a good chance of becoming a death sentance and the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer.

My main agenda will be lining my pockets and getting myself re-elected so I can become even richer. Racism against the English will become the norm and minorities will be given precedence over the indigenous population.

I am going to call this party New Labour. Do you think people will be stupid enough to fall for it?

It is no wonder. Adults Only

Here I am putting up Christmas pictures at the end of March, just trying to beat the big shops to it. Is it any wonder that other religions don't have any respect for Christianity?

We can't even come to an agreement about when Christ died! Every year Easter is at a different date, purely for commercial reasons!

And Christmas, the celebration of Christ's birth has turned into nothing more than a huge money making exercise.

So have a look at these pics and get your credit cards out!

Easter is over. Adults Only

Yes Easter is over and the next thing you know it will be Christmas! This year we are going to get into the Christmas spirit early, just like Tesco's, M&S, Argos and all the other high street bandits do.

So let me be the first to wish you merry Christmas for 2008. Take a look at this Christmas cracker here.

Just to prove. Adults Only

This is just to prove that the French are not all bad. In fact this French blonde is not bad at all. Take a good look here.

The job in corfu is still open. Adults Only

The job at Angels Pool in Paleocastritsa is still open and we have received more applications for the job. This brunette babe is called Lora. See what you think here.

Another Secretary. Adults Only

This is another babe who sent in her pics hoping to become our secretary. She is also a fine example of the sort of leggy babe who can be seen on our sister site, Simply Legs.

Take a close look at her credentials here.

We are back. Adults Only

Yes we are back from our adventures in Clacton but off to Harringay again this evening. Clacton was cool. The weather was crap but the company was great. Unfortunately the cold and damp got to Peter's chest so he isn't feeling great so not sure if we will hear from him today.

While we were away we got more applicants for the post of secretary and here is one of them. Take a look here.

Just killing time. Adults Only

We are all packed and ready to go and build snowmen on the beach at Clacton. So I am just here killing time until it is time to leave. And what better way to kill time than by looking at pictures of half naked sweeties like this one? See more of her here.

F1 back on the BBC. Adults Only

From next year F1 coverage is moving from ITV back to the BBC. My first thought was, great, no adverts. Then I remembered just how awful the BBC coverage was! No qualifying. The races only shown live if there was no cricket, snooker, golf, tennis or paint drying championships on. Missing the last few laps because they switched to cricket. Not seeing the first few laps because the cricket had overrun. God awful comentary from Murray Walker.

All we can do is hope they get it right this time. But I won't be holding my breath.

Here is a bird.

Abi Titmuss Naked. Adults Only

Well it's that time again. As we wont be here for the weekend we need to make sure that the site attracts enough visitors to keep it going until Tuesday. The easiest way to do this is to put naked pics of so called celebrities up and attract the perverts who spend their time surfing the net just to catch a glimpse of their favourites.

Okay, I know these people are saddo's, but they all have credit cards and are the sort of sad people who will spend money to look at naked women. So, in the interests of my holiday fund here is English slapper Abi Titmuss in a gallery of very revealing pics.

See Abi Titmuss naked here.

A tax on the poor. Adults Only

Every day in this country many thousands of people incur a fine for parking in the wrong place or for over staying the time they have paid to park for. Fair enough you might say, rules are rules, and if you break them you deserve a fine.

However the rules are supposed to apply to everybody, rich and poor alike, and a fine is supposed to be a penalty, a financial penalty to be exact. Years ago fines used to work. You broke the law, you went to court and the magistrate fined you based on your income. The system was geared to punish people who broke the law and inconvenienced others and to deter them from doing it again.

But then the "on the spot fine" was introduced, justice went out of the window and fines became little more than yet another tax, one that mainly affects the poor.

Last weekend, multi millionaire footballer John Terry drove his wife and kids down to Esher for a Pizza. Rather than pay the 50p to park in a proper bay, and walk a couple of hundred yards, this arrogant piece of scum parked his Bentley in a disabled bay outside the restaurant and left it there for two hours, stopping disabled people who need this facility from using it.

You see a £60 parking ticket means nothing to him. This man earns £70,000 a week before taking into acount any sponsership deals he might have. So why should he bother obeying the law?

These "on the spot fines" be they for parking offences or other so called minor offences are just a quick easy way to make money. They also mean that the only people who have to obey the law are those who can't afford not to. If you are rich you can just ignore any laws you find inconvenient and pay the fine.

And of course under New Labour the use of this type of fine has increased almost daily. "On the spot" fines are now used for just about anything the government thinks it can make money out of.

It is just another example of the way new Labour hammers the poor and favours the rich. So, if you need more policies Peter, how about outlawing this tax on the poor and replacing it with a proper justice system that means the rich have to obey the rules as well?

Here is a stripper.

Another sexy secretary. Adults Only

Yes, yet another applicant for the job of secretary, and another fit one as well! See this brunette babe's qualifications here.

Brunette Stripper. Adults Only

Well this is my last chance to update before going away for the weekend and leaving you in Slezy's slippery hands. So I figured why not have a stripper? Haven't a clue what her name is. See her remove all her clothing here.

Labour party announcement

The labour party today unveiled there new emblem to replaced their wilted rose.





Old logo.




New logo.

Yes, they will be using the Condom in the future as it more accurately reflects the governments political
 stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of dicks, and gives a sense of security while you're actually
being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

The truth about Tibet. Adults Only

All this week the daily papers have been falling over themselves to tell us how many people have been killed in the riots in Tibet. Well here we have the true figure. The number of people actually killed in the rioting is ten.

The rest have been killed by mercenaries hired by our newspapers so that they can win the fight to report the highest number killed. Everytime the Mirror reports a number a squad hired by the Sun kill a few more so they can report a higher number! And vice versa.

So stayed tuned to PMT for Men, the site that always tells the truth!

Here is a bird.

Please make your minds up! Adults Only

For the past month this sad sorry excuse for a government has been complaining that too many people are on benefits and telling everybody how they are going to crack down on it.

Then today they announce that more people are in work than ever before and are boasting about the low unemployment rates!

Make your minds up! Which is it?

Here is a bird.

Free Wallpaper!

No I am not spending Easter decorating! I am talking about wallpaper for your desk top. car wallpaper to be precise. It is free and available on the MSN site.

There are twelve different catergories each with loads to choose from, like this lovely E- Type Jaguar.

Liven up your desk top here.

Wolf

A pic from the family album, Wolf getting his first ticket.

A perfect way to behave

My new Philosophy of Life.

Ann Angel

Is this Ann Angel?

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see,"replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, onef or Saturday, and one for Sunday.""Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are thesef or?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy,Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

Outdoor Ann. Adults Only

Here is the lovely Ann Angel again. This time she is posing outdoors in sheer white lingerie. Take a closer look at her here.

Featured babe means. Adults Only

When a babe is a featured babe it means that you will also find pics of her on our other sites. To see more of the lovely Ann Angel click here.

Or visit our other sites for more galleries.

Simply Babes

Simply Upskirt

Simply Legs

Todays featured babe. Adults Only

Todays featured babe is Ann Angel. A rather nice blonde. See what you think here.

More about Tags. Adults Only

Another use for the tags is that, if we all use them, you will be able to read posts just from one person if that is what you prefer. if I use Peter as my tag just by clicking on it you will be able to bring up just my posts, and enjoy quality writing.

If you are bored you could click on Castonya and bring up only what he has to say .

And if you are desperate you can click on Slezy and bring up just his musing.

It will only work if we all use them and obviously it will only bring up anything posted since we started using them but eventually it will make things much easier for everybody.

Here is Sandy in some black lingerie. Enjoy her here.

Nikky. Adults Only

As you all know sometimes I put a bird on here for no other reason than that I like her. That is the case here. Her name is Nikky and I would. See why here.

Tags. Adults Only

At the bottom of most posts now you will see a line of Tags, when I remember to include them! These are here to make the site easier to navigate. Or they will be once I get it sorted properly. Basically if you click on a tag, Babe for instance, it will bring up all the posts with babe as one of the tags!

So in future I will try to use them so that if you haven't been here for a while you can jump straight to the posts that interest you. Good to you aren't I?

Here is Monika again.

Just for Wolf. Adults Only

This babe is on here just for Wolf. Her name is Monika and I know he quite liked her when I put her on last time. So here you go Wolf. Take a look at this.

It's a shame they all can't have a job. Adults Only

The applicants for the job at Angels Pool in Paleocastritsa are coming in thick and fast. It is just a shame that they can't all have a job. This one is the latest babe to apply. See what you think here.

More Lies from New Labour. Adults Only

Last week, in the budget, Alistair Darling put the cost of road tax up again. As usual the excuse was protecting the environment. And, as usual from a New Labour minister, he was lying.

Road tax on a fuel efficient Nissan Micra will increase by 20%. Road tax on a gas guzzling Hummer will only rise by 14%. How does increasing the cost of running a fuel efficient car help the environment?

These tax rises were nothing more than a money making exercise to help the New Taxes party try and pay back some of the debts it has incurred whilst ruining our once great country.

If you voted Labour you should be ashamed of yourself.

Here is a bird.

Just to shut Castonya up. Adults Only

Castonya has been complaining that I have been leaving all the work to him. So just to shut him up here is the latest babe looking for a job in Corfu. Her name is Ambra. See her remove her bikini here.

She must be desperate. Adults Only

Lia must be desperate for a job because as well as applying for the job of secretary she has also applied for a job at Angels Pool! Which gives us another chance to have a good look at her lovely body. See her here.

Another Secretary. Adults Only

Well all the time that the birds keep sending in job applications I am going to post the pics. Here is another one that arrived yesterday. This nineteen year old is Lia. Check out her qualifications here.

Don't play on the line! Adults Only

Somebody should tell Lucy here that it is dangerous to play on a railway line. She might get run over by a train! But she will be safe this coming weekend because it seems they are closing most of the rail network for engineering works.

And as usual people are complaining because it will mess their long weekend up. So when exactly are they supposed to do major engineering works then? Would it be better for them to do it while everybody is working and totally disrupt millions of peoples journey to work?

Or maybe they should just do it overnight every night and disrupt the sleep of anybody who lives anywhere near the railway, taking twice as long and costing a lot more?

Or maybe they should leave it like they used to when it was British Rail and only actually maintain anything when it is already broken and too late?

The people complaining are the people who bitch about anything the railways do, want everything perfect without having to pay for it and expect everything to run like clockwork without doing any maintenance. They are also the first ones to complain when their train is delayed due to faulty equipment.

Railways need maintenance and the sensible time to do it is over a holiday when the railway is at it's quietest and it disrupts the least amount of people. Deal with it or buy a car.

Here is a bird.

Rachel. Adults Only

Why do people spend so much time on the Internet searching for revealing pics of so called celebrities? There are far better looking babes available to look at than some of these celebrities! Take Rachel here for instance. Come on, be honest, who would you rather look at, her or Victoria Beckham?

But everyday complete weirdo's go in search of pics of Victoria Beckham naked, Victoria Beckham topless and Victoria Beckham flashing her knickers. I really do not understand it!

Come on you freaks get a life! Look at the lovely Rachel instead.

Emma Bunton

Well it seems that the UK's most searced for women thread has now been left up to me to deal with as well. So here we have number 64, ex spice girl Emma Bunton. As usual i tried to find Emma Bunton topless, Emma Bunton flashing her knickers and Emma Bunton naked. But all I could come up with are these pics.

An ugly man. Adults Only

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asked the barman?
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I,of course went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to make a long story short,I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house.
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky **stard. Was she pretty?

"Dunno'...Never found the head!"

Here is a bird

How come? Adults Only

How come if a bloke talks dirty to a woman it's perverted, but if a woman talks dirty to a bloke it's £1:50 a minute?

Here is a bird.

That idiot Peter! Adults Only

It's Easter this weekend and while the rest of you are busy watching the TV and tucking into your Easter eggs what will I be doing? Freezing my nuts off in Essex thats what!

Have you seen the weather forecast? Cold. High winds. Wintry showers. What on earth possesed him? And Essex of all places! It is as flat as a sodding pancake so there will be no protection from the wind whatsover!

It's not even as if we can avail ourselves of the complete lack of morals of the average Essex girl either because we are taking the twins with us! I do despair of him sometimes!

Here is a bird in the sun to remind us it will soon be summer.

Heather Mills Awarded £24.3m. Adults Only

Well now I know the world has gone mad. The one legged slapper Heather Mills just got awarded 24.3 million. What did she have to do to earn this money? She just had to be married to an ex beatle for four years and live a life of luxury is all. Nice work if you can get it!

She also had to lay back and get screwed by Paul Macartney but can that really be any worse than having to lay back and get screwed by the New Taxes party like the rest of us have had to do?

Maybe I can get a divorce from the government? If she can get 24.3 million for getting screwed by one person for four years how much would I get for getting shafted by the entire Labour party for eleven?

Here is a bird.

Kosovo - Just one step in the Islamification of Europe

We today reprint a thought provoking article from the American Diario de America (America’s Daily) concerning recent events in the Serbian province of Kosovo. The article begins:

Has the world gone crazy or is there a master plan that the super powers have in mind so intricate that the common people cannot comprehend? This is the question I have been asking myself during the last couple of weeks while following closely the development of the drama in Kosovo. The opinion that Kosovo’s unilateral declaration of independence is illegal is shared by many countries in the world since it blatantly defies international agreements. For some inexplicable reason, the US and the big West European countries embraced the self proclaimed independence of this province in the Balkans inhabited by clans of ruthless terrorists. I am sure that many people are raising their eyebrows right now so I will provide some historical evidence to back my judgment since I know for a fact that many people not only in the US but also in Europe are grossly misinformed on this issue.

Tony Vladov from the Bulgarian daily newspaper Standard gives details on how the notorious Albanian organized crime originated from the traditional family clans. Since the fifteenth century those clans have used a system or rules called “kanun.” Similarly to the mafia, each of these families have been controlling and governing certain territory, which in many instances caused bloodsheds among clans. It’s suggested that even during the rule of the Albanian dictator Enver Hodja fifteen clans in Albania have been committing illegal contraband operations. Later these criminals expanded their operations and during the political turmoil of 1997 they establish total control of the organized crime in Albania. The same families created the Army for Liberation of Kosovo (AOK), with the simple agenda of making money from the financing of the war with Serbia and to conquer new territories inhabited by Albanians on the Balkans.

The war in Kosovo played a major role for the popularization of Albanian criminal contractors throughout Europe. Moreover, this changed the route of heroin transportation from the East to the West. Before the war, the drugs used to go through the channel Turkey-Serbia-Croatia and Slovenia. During the war the Albanians guaranteed the safety of the cargos in the military zone and thus achieve total control of the traffic. Immediately after the war, the ethnic Albanians and their fellow relatives from Kosovo were granted a statute of refugees and quickly dispersed throughout Europe. The biggest Albanian colonies put roots in Germany and Switzerland creating a monopoly on the heroin trade. All of the Albanians have always highly respected the clans’ hierarchy. For example, the Albanian leader in Macedonia – Ali Ahmeti is a nephew of Fazly Veliu, one of the founders of Albanian Army for Libaration of Kosovo. Furthermore, the Veliu family is closely related to the Djashari clan, which member is Haim Tachi himself. This same person, Mr. Tachi (then leader of the AOK) killed many civilian Serbs during the AOK infiltrations of sovereign Serbian territory. It is also curious that this individual is a close friend of the foreign policy team of the Clinton Administration – Madeline Albright, Richard Holbrook and Wesley Clark.

Until today Albania has been ruled by the terror of the lawless criminal clans and any judge who dared to intervene has being executed. What the world doesn’t know is that the fix idea of the Albanians of creating Great Albania is still alive and they are working hard for achieving it. Most families procreate at large scales trying to conquer territories demographically and later through bloodshed. Moreover, Albanians are spread all over Europe and especially in the criminal underworld. They are notorious for their effectiveness, unpredictability and incredible cruelty. Their main advantage to the other organized crime is the fact that they speak language nobody understands, their organization is based on family ties and if someone dares to speak out that person is being brutally murdered. In Europe, today the Albanian mafia is the main engine of traffic of drugs and humans, theft and falsification of passports, weapons and human organs trade, abductions, extortions and executions. In London these people control the entire network of prostitution, in Italy and Greece they deal with weapons and drugs’ smuggling. There are entire towns in Italy where the business is controlled by Albanians. In the US there are more than 150,000 Albanian immigrants from Kosovo, Macedonia, Montenegro and Albania.
Moreover, here is another interesting piece of information about the “unprivileged” Albanians. In 2002, soon after the invasion of Albanian terrorists in Macedonia, the local government presented a 79 page report to the CIA, which highlighted the collaboration of Albanians and Al Qaida on the Balkans. Since 1999 only in Kosovo there have been built 24 Wahabit mosques, 14 orphanages, and 24 elementary schools sponsored by the Wahabit network. The situation in Albania is similar where the religious leader is a disciple of the Wahabits of Saudi Arabia. Wahabism is a fundamentalist movement in the Islam and is the main inspiration for the terrorists from Al Qaida. Although this doesn’t mean that all Albanians will become terrorists, it poses a great danger to the world since there are conditions for the creation and spreading of terrorist cells in the Albanian society.

Why am I providing all this background information? I am just trying to explain why independent Kosovo is so dangerous for the cultural and social integrity of Europe. The Albanians and other Muslims for that matter have been refusing for years to integrate in the European society. The problems they have created in the UK, Italy, France, Germany, the Balkans and many other places are countless. The world saw what happened in Paris and Germany few years ago. Last year, Albanian refugees from Kosovo tried to commit a terrorist attack on an American military base in the US! In 2001 the AOK army invaded Macedonia and destroyed Christian monasteries from the 12th century. Thanks to these ‘peace” loving individuals we can’t bring liquids on the airplanes today. I can only hope that Turkey never gets to join the European Union or as Nicholas Sarkozy once said, one day we will have to explain to our children why Beirut and Damascus should be in Europe.

Based on all of the above facts I don’t understand why the US, France, Italy and Germany accepted the unilateral proclamation of independence of Kosovo. Is the memory of these nations so short or do they have a secret agenda? The US similarly to Russia actually has always tried to split countries and regions so it can have more power over them. The examples in history are many – the coup in Iran that brought to power the Ayatollahs, the war in Iraq, the bombing of Serbia in the 90’s. In the age we live in, however the time has come for the world powers to make a decision. Are they going to work together in order to promote and conserve western values, traditions and cultures and protect their people from the imminent threat of the dark force that is trying to undermine all things civil we believe in or are they going to use the Muslim card in the fight for power among themselves? Only time will show, but I truly hope that future generations in Europe don’t have to wake up every morning by the sounds of Muslim prayers and read re-written history books.

Diaro de America may be found here

What is wrong with this?

One of the things that the BNP is often acused of is Homophobia. Their website gives their opinion on homosexuality and personally I can see absolutely nothing wrong with it. This is what they say.

"The British National Party is not ‘homophobic’ and believes that what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms is a matter for them alone and is of no concern to anyone else. On the other hand the BNP is not blinded or cowed by political correctness and recognises that homosexuality, which affects less than 2% of the population, is not the norm and that homosexual relationships do not produce offspring – essential to the survival of a people and a nation.We therefore believe in a policy of tolerance to all forms of adult sexuality, but homosexuality should not be promoted or encouraged. The BNP supports the traditional ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ attitude to homosexuality and is opposed to the flaunting or celebrating of homosexuality which ‘civil partnerships’ represent. We believe that the government should adopt a more neutral position towards homosexuality rather than aiding and encouraging it by passing legislation specifically and solely designed to favour it."

Now that all seems fine to me and is basically what I and most people I know feel about homosexuals. So why do the press never report this part of the BNP's beliefs?

Is the BNP racist?

The enemies of British Nationalism continue to parrot the claim that the BNP is a “racist party.” This claim is most often repeated because the BNP unashamedly addresses itself to the issues and concerns of the indigenous British population, and because it seeks to ensure that British people remain the majority population in this country. Opponents point to the fact that the BNP has an all-white membership, and that we address issues concerning white people.
If the BNP is racist for holding this position, then, we would suggest, all of the following organisations - some of them state funded - are also “racist” because they too address themselves exclusively to the issues and concerns of their respective communities:
1. Watford Asian Community care
2. Watford African Caribbean Association
3. National Black Police Association
4. Metropolitan Black Police Association
5. Black Londoners Forum
6. Black Information Link (BLINK)
7. Operation Black Vote
8. Federation of Black Housing Organisations (FBHO)
9. Black Training Enterprise Group
10. Southwark Black Heritage Organisation
11. The Action Group for Irish Youth
12. Asians In Media (AIM)
13. Barfi Culture (Asians)
14. Black Britain
15. Black Enterprise
16. Black net Community
17. The Black Presence In Britain
18. Black Search
19. Black UK Online
20. Board Of Deputies of British Jews
21. Chinatown Online
22. Clickwalla (Asian)
23. Dimsum (Chinese)
24. Doncaster Chinese
25. CEMVO
26. Every Generation (Black)
27. Jewish.Co.UK
28. Jewish Telegraph
29. MMLondon (Asian)
30. Red Hot Curry (Asian)
31. National Association of Nigerian Communities - UK (NANC)
32. Barnsley Black and Ethic Minority Initiative
Have you noticed how the media NEVER calls any of these organisations “racist” even though they are openly organised along ethnic lines and stand for the rights of their respective communities?
It seems as if every group has the right to have an organisation speaking up for its rights - EXCEPT the indigenous British people.
In reality, none of these organisations are “racist” — each and every community has the inalienable right to look after its own interests.
This includes the indigenous British folk, and the BNP is proud to be the party which stands up for the rights our folk and country, in exactly the same way that all of the above organisations stand up for their folk.

McCartneys back for divorce ruling

The worlds tightest man and the worlds biggest money grabbing slapper are back in court today to sort out their divorce settlement. If there is any justice the ruling will go like this.

A fund to make sure their daughter is well cared for should be set up then Heather should be awarded 5 million pounds for every Beatles song she wrote.

It should also be pointed out to the worlds tightest man that there is no way on Earth he can ever spend the interest he makes on the money he has let alone the money itself and people might think a bit more of him if he donated some of his fortune to good causes rather than leaving it sitting in a bank doing nothing.

Basil Brush is racist!

Yes, childrens favourite Basil Brush has been acused of racism after making jokes about Gypsys!

Joseph Jones, vice-chairman of the Southern England Romany, Gypsy And Irish Traveller Network compared the programme to the Black And White Minstrel Show.

He told the Mail on Sunday: "This sort of thing happens quite regularly and we are fed up with making complaints about stereotypical comments about us in words that we find racist or offensive.

"Racist abuse of black people is quite rightly no longer deemed acceptable, but when a comedian makes a joke on TV about pikeys or gypos, there's no comeback."

Well Mr Jones there is a simple solution!

Why not stop your members from illegaly invading other peoples property whenever they feel like it? Or maybe suggest that they get a job and work for a living rather than thieving off of the rest of us. Then they can try paying taxes, cut out the violence, stop turning beauty spots into rubbish tips and generally become part of civillised society instead of living just how they want without giving a damn about anybody else.

Maybe then people will stop condemning them or taking the piss out of them.

And still they come. Adults Only

Our post has just arrived and we have some more applicants for the secretary job. This one is called Sammie and if we could afford her she would have a good chance of getting the job. But as we can't I figure I might as well show you what we will all be missing out on.

Take a look here.

A blonde in boots. Adults Only

One of the advantages of running my own site is that I get to decide what you should all look at. I have modeled it on New Labours style of government. You just get what you are given and have to put up with it.

So, because I liked the photo, you get to see this blonde bird in a short skirt, black stockings and a pair of black boots. And if you don't like it tough! I do, and just like New Labour it is what I want that counts.

Here she is. Take it or leave it.

Melanie Walsh. Adults Only

Here is babe of the day Melanie Walsh flashing her white panties for you. See all of the pics here.

New feature. Babe of the day. Adults Only

Today I am starting a new feature on the site, Babe of the day. This will be two, three or more galleries of the same bird who will also be featured on all the other sites at the same time.

Although I have called it Babe of the day that doesn't mean you will get it everyday! Some days I won't have time and other days I will probably be too lazy. But you will get one whenever I feel like it.

The first one is ex page three girl Melanie Walsh. Here she is in a maids outfit.

I am impressed. Adults Only

I have just got a letter from the Royal Marsden. My next apointment is June 12th. And they have sent me forms for an x-ray and a blood test!

Yes they do things the sensible way! I go there, have my blood test and my x-ray and then see the doctor. Unlike Charring Cross where you see the doctor who then sends you for a blood test and x-ray after keeping you waiting for an hour or so.

It is called forward planning and saves both my time and the doctors time! It is something I actually suggested to the staff at Charring Cross but unfortunately I didn't have a translator so I am not sure any of them understood what I meant.

Plus of course it is common sense which is something that the NHS are not very good at.

So well done the Royal Marsden!

Here is a bird.

Destination Essex! Adults Only

Well as I said I am going away for Easter. My destination is Essex! Clacton to be precise. Now I have never been there before but according to Slezy it is quite nice. The most important thing to me is that it is flat. No hills!

That never used to be a consideration for me and a bank holiday away would usually mean the West Country. But after all my treatment I now struggle badly with hills so have to find somewhere else. So Clacton it is. I will let you know what it was like when I get back.

Here is a bird.

I will be away for Easter. Adults Only

I will be away again next weekend so once more you will be in the slippery hands of Slezy. Hopefully he will do a bit more than he did this weekend! I am going away Thursday and will not be back until the following Tuesday.

Now Easter isn't usually a good time to go away as everywhere is full of kids. For some reason people with kids think that people without them should have to share theirs so your break is normally ruined by screaming brats that the parents seem completely unable to control.

But this year it is different! The little bastards have to go back to school on Tuesday so all the holiday resorts should be quieter than usual and those of us who chose not to have kids should be able to holiday in peace.

Here is a bird.